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Mantralord 2005-12-24 05:15 PM

i guess no one should know god doesnt exist so they dont ruin it for other adults

Hades-Knight 2005-12-24 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mantralord
i guess no one should know god doesnt exist so they dont ruin it for other adults


AHAHAHAHAHA good one :D

Jessifer 2005-12-24 07:45 PM

And tell them if they don't go to sleep on Christmas Eve, Santa'll just fly over and won't deliver any presents.

Ganga 2005-12-25 01:45 AM

I will tell my kids about santa b/c I always wanted a holiday like this.

pr0xy 2005-12-25 12:42 PM

There is no proof either way if god exists or not.

Meh... Saint Nick did exist though... *Shrug* I'll prolly tell them. For me christmas is about my family. And since I don't like most of my family... Santa or not. I don't enjoy christmas.

Lenny 2005-12-25 01:26 PM

When there's a Mrs. pr0xy and the pitter patter of tiny little pr0xy's you'll like your family. And you'll really begin to enjoy Christmas. Just making the little 'uns happy, seeing their faces light up when they open something they really want, or find a present that comes as a big surprise. And when they come downsatairs in the morning and see the big presents underneath the Christmas Tree they'll be jumping for joy. And the night before they'll be really excited. And you could get some of that porridge and sparkley thing mixture that you throw on your doorstep to show Santa the way. And all the little pr0xy's can throw out handfuls all over the drive. And then when they're drifting off to sleep you can let out a faint "Ho Ho Ho". And you can stand at the door to their bedrooms and watch as they drift off to a dream filled sleep with little smiles on their faces as they think of Santa and the Christmas Day to follow.

Heavenly ain't it? :)

Grav 2005-12-25 02:21 PM

Actually that sounds really creepy. You want to hand out stuff to kids and watch them as they sleep?

Penguin 2005-12-25 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mantralord
Yeah that's pretty much what I'll tell my kids.

What? How does one make a man baby (Details plz)?

pr0xy 2005-12-25 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by GravitonSurge
Actually that sounds really creepy. You want to hand out stuff to kids and watch them as they sleep?

Sounds like fun actually..

Great-Thanatos 2005-12-25 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0xy
Sounds like fun actually..

Can I get your autograph Michael?

Jessifer 2005-12-25 07:44 PM

Kids are so adorable when they're sleeping. They look nothing like the little hellions that they are when they're awake. They almost look...dare I say it...innocent! ^_^

Curian 2005-12-28 06:41 PM

I wouldn't because to me Santa kicks ass he is a means of control over kids all year round man.....abuse it

And I want to know where this BS came from about Christmas being JC's Birthday when it was a Dutch event (Yes note i said event not holiday because holiday comes from Holy Day) created in memory of an old man who used to make toys and give them to kids and the day he was caught (since the dutch berghers didn't like him ) was the 25th of December so for his sake and as a rebellious coup they immidiatly made it a national festival regardless of what the berghers thought thus making the berghers accept it since they can't very well arrest their entire populace otherwise they get no taxes no food or services.

Take that you dirty Christians I just Pdiddled your asses.

Lenny 2005-12-29 05:56 AM

Evidence shows that Christ was born in around 4A.D sometime in the Summer months. In the 2000 years between then and now the Church (who were extremely powerful for a vast majority of that time) probably took the date as their own to celebrate the birth of Christ. Who knows why? Or when for that matter?

Curian 2006-01-03 04:23 PM

So they can undermine another Wiccan festival probably, remember now this is the Catholic church Lenny they took over Europe through fear and murder and managed to keep a lid on it until recently. Look at Holloween they changed that festival too because they didn't like it.


Dirty Christians.

Lenny 2006-01-04 12:57 AM

Get out of the Catholic Church you bloody Pagan!

I think I was christened a Roman Catholic...hmmm...what a weird old world.

The Catholic Chruch took over the whole world...or at least tried to. If it weren't for the "devils" as they called them, they'd have taken over Jerusalem and the surrounding area too.

JRwakebord 2006-01-04 11:44 AM

Organized religion should be abolished, end of story. I'll have my kids believing in Santa in a non-religious context, however. No jesus mumbo-jumbo, just presents for being good.

gruesomeBODY 2006-01-04 07:35 PM

God ur all going to hell.

JRwakebord 2006-01-05 09:38 AM

I might consider that a threat if I believed in hell.

Lenny 2006-01-05 10:02 AM

One of my best friends believes that we're all going to hell. He's really religious, and just because we're not, we are going to hell no question about it. Even if we are really good in life it doesn't matter, to hell we go.

Oooooh, scary...

I can't stand people getting all religious at me. :mad:

gruesomeBODY 2006-01-05 01:46 PM

u should say ur the devil and see how he reacts.


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