what a fag

What pink and red and sits in the corner screaming?

A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

When does a 9 year old boy look like a 12 year old girl?

In the shower.

whats the best part about fucking twenty-five year olds?



there's twenty of them!

How doyou get 100 babies into a phone booth?

A woodchipper.



How do you get those same 100 babies out of the phone booth?

Tostitos!

SICK

YOU SICK SICK FUCK



..it was still funny though

lol i laughed to ^^.

I didn't :(

Yea, baby jokes never seemed funny to me.

Well...

Whats black and blue and hates sex with a passion?


A rape victim.
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What has 9 arms and can't keep a beat?


Def Leppard
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I know a joke about Terry Fox, but I think it may be inappropriate. I will only tell it if people want me too.

Do tell.

I think we are old enough. Gogo!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?


Rape.

hm

going to jail? eating shit? theres NUMBERS of things worse than that.....

The answer is there. Highlight it.

Such a noob slaynish.


It was the water pitcher w/ the glock in the kitchen. I SOLVE FTW.

Aight...

How do you kill a fox?



Make it run across Canada.

some of you are sick sick people. I recommend that you all see somebody ASAP. But i will say that i laughed at a few. More then anything, i laughed at Soverereign's pic of mario fucking the princess, NOW thats funny

I need some 1ups.