DIgital Cable. Shitload of channels, almost never goes down.

And yes, my parents have donated to the Red Cross. An obscene amount.

Do you get more channels through Cable than you do on Satellite?

The bastards cable providers won't let us have cable, say we're too isolated. We're about 500 yards from a main road for God's sake! And all the houses along said road have cable. Bastards... :(

Dish Network