Some kid at my school got suspended for whacking off in the bathroom, then got suspended for whacking off on the bus.

Rofl.

One time i remember i was in health class, and i just started jizzing. It was fucking weird. I was like " What the hell, the whole side of my leg is sticky and cold and wet!"

Well, Ive masterbated while high.

Some black guy was jacking off in this convience store(pretty big) called Price Chopper. He got fined like 300$ i think?

Anyways. K_A, did you masterbate while talking to me today? I know i've sent you the porn right after i jack off and i happen to be talking to you, but... i didnt know you did it too? I thought I was the only one!

BTW, mantra talked to me whilest nekkid. I was teh scared, becuase i was nekkid too!

jay kay

Were you sleeping in that health class? I've never heard of someone randomly ejaculating while they were awake.

No, I never masturbate while I'm talking to you. You're not good enough.

Damnit!

Anyways, I know i did fall asleep in class, but im also pretty sure when i woke up i didnt have anything there. It wasnt till i stood up i noticed it..

Then it was probably there since you were sleeping and you just noticed when you stood up.

Thats fucked up.

Its happened before, though. I always keep a set of clothes in my locker, though :)

You don't just jizz for no reason, you probably just pissed yourself, and all that kool-aid flooded into your bladder, explaining the stickyness.

Lol...I remember one time I got high and went to computer class...I slept for like the first half of my class and into the second half of next class, Lol. I woke up and was confused 'cause this girl like 4 computers down was looking at me confused...Lol, good times.

I hate that feeling. When you wake up and you're all confused.

The other day me and a buddy of mine Wake N' Baked before school and in 1st period I fell asleep and my cellphone started to vibrate. I was so fuckin' confused when it woke me up. I'm like, "What the fuck is that.. WHERE THE FUCK AM I!?" My friend was crackin' up cause he was the one that called me.

Wake n bake, sheesh. You guys get to have cell phones at school?

Yeah, I think you can...but you can't have it on unlesss it's vibrate.

Wake n bake is fun.

Wake n bake costs too much money.

We are allowed to have ours with us, not to be seen during school hours, and it cannot be on.

Wake n bake doesn't cost any more than any other bake.

Every bake costs too much money. Unless your Mr. Cheech.

I bake for free.

Err... not really. I can last off $20 of weed every week.

Watch OUT Thanatos, D3v is going to report you to the EF BE EYE for using illegal substances!

Lol..

Same shit here me and my friends never have more than a dub at one time...we buy weed constantly. Unless one of them decides to start slangin.

But then there will be times when atleast 3 people have an ounce each and it'll be crazy!