"no matter how far a jackass travels it will never return a horse" batou

"only to things can survive a nuclear war cockroaches and twinkies" peter
same episode
"with out guns who would our forefathers solved there problems" peter

Bad Dudes

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Battle Rangers

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Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

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Final Fantasy 4

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I had a bard on Everquest II named Spoony for a while.

On that line: http://zanyvg.overclocked.org/

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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin


Also, another Winston Churchill one:
"Sir, you are drunk."
- Lady Astor to Winston Churchill.

"Yes, and you, madam, are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober."
- Winston Churchill's reply


And finally: They only call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.

-Richard Dawkins

Bending over wasn't a problem for me.

-Francois Rabelais

-Confucius

From The Big Lebowski:

Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.


Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Wow, I had forgotten about this thread. Good find!

Just look at my sig!

"Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!" -- Wendy
"Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise." -- Cartman

"Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it." -- Cartman

"Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!" -- Cartman

"Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two." -- Cartman

"Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000." -- Cartman

"ENOUGH!! Oh, Haa-ha. Anyway, if you'll come with me in my car, I'll take you up to my condo where I'll kill you - I I mean-uh, uh give you - moneyy - for the triangle." -- Barbra Streisand
"Sweet! I'm gonna be rich. Bet you wish you hadn't given me that triangle back now, huh, Kyle? Dumb@ss! [heads for the car]" -- Cartman
"Wait. Isn't there some rule about not getting into cars with strangers?" -- Kyle
"No, not when money is involved, stupid! [The kids climb into her car and Barbra revs it up]" -- Cartman

This one is from the South Park Episode "The Biggest Douche in the Universe." (One of my personal favorites) At the beginning, its hard to hear but if you catch it, it's bound to make you laugh:

(Right after Cartman is rushed into the hospital room)

Dr.Doctor -- "Get me 50 cc's of ketamine, STAT. And get something for the kid, too."