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Jamesadin 2005-01-25 09:11 PM

Ridley Scott
John Mathieson
Slawomir Idziak
Steven Spielberg
Hitler (I would kick him in the groin, just so I can say I did it)
Winston Churchill

tidus2005 2005-01-26 07:10 PM

Hitler
Dr. Mengele
Bruce Lee
Jet Li
Attila The Hun
Alexander The Great
Marcus Aurelius

Titusfied 2005-01-29 08:00 AM

God, if he exists.
Jesus, if God doesn't exist.
If Jesus was a complete historical fabrication which I doubt, then Albert Einstein.
If Albert Einstein was a complete historical fabrication which I doubt, then Chuck Palahniuk.

Grav 2005-01-29 10:45 AM

Your mom.

Tyrannicide 2005-01-29 11:35 AM

TuPac
Bruce Lee
Jet Li
Jackie Chan
Hitler (so I could converse with him about his evil plans)
Buddah
Lucifer
Carmen Electra
J.R.R. Tolkien
Denzel Washington (he's a cool black guy)
Seth MacFarlane (genuis)
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That's all I can think of at the moment.

!King_Amazon! 2005-01-29 05:03 PM

Seth MacFarlane?

He's made a few cool shows but I wouldn't say he's a GENIUS.

Einstein is a genius, not Seth MacFarlane.

kaos 2005-01-29 05:09 PM

Horny bitch that would have sex with anyone at that moment #10
Horny bitch that would have sex with anyone at that moment #9
Horny bitch that would have sex with anyone at that moment #8
Horny bitch that would have sex with anyone at that moment #7
Horny bitch that would have sex with anyone at that moment #6
Horny bitch that would have sex with anyone at that moment #5
Horny bitch that would have sex with anyone at that moment #4
Horny bitch that would have sex with anyone at that moment #3
Horny bitch that would have sex with anyone at that moment #2
A snowman made entirely out of weed.

Kaneda 2005-01-29 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaos
A snowman made entirely out of weed.

The funniest thing I've seen on here in a while!

Chuck Palahniuk
Nicole Kidman
My dad, but as someone else, not his son.

KagomJack 2005-01-29 08:25 PM

Jet Li, Antonio Banderas, and Keanu Reeves are also on m' list.

D3V 2005-01-30 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slaynish
Hmm, are you sure you can even operate a firearm?

Have you ever been hunting?

Are you going to use your own gun, registered in your name?

Boviously, you havnt thought the assasination out yet. So stfu until.

Kthxyou

You don't need a gun to kill somebody, shitbrick.

I've been hunting, And I would use my own gun, registered in my name, depends on what bullets you buy, where from and when is what most people get caught by.

RoboticSilence 2005-01-30 02:13 AM

[QUOTE=D3V]You don't need a gun to kill somebody, shitbrick.[QUOTE]

Just to make you look dumber you should notice that I expressly said "so I can shoot him in the head".

Penny_Bags 2005-01-30 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titusfied
God, if he exists.
Jesus, if God doesn't exist.
If Jesus was a complete historical fabrication which I doubt, then Albert Einstein.
If Albert Einstein was a complete historical fabrication which I doubt, then Chuck Palahniuk.

That's sort of similar to my list! :)

-=Rico-GP=- 2005-01-30 08:35 PM

A ninja, so he could teach me how to be one.

Demosthenes 2005-01-30 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoboticSilence
Just to make you look dumber you should notice that I expressly said "so I can shoot him in the head".

You might have meant shooting him with a pea-shooter?

HandOfHeaven 2005-01-30 08:41 PM

I was thinking he might use a cool blow dart thing.

Penny_Bags 2005-01-30 09:02 PM

I could use a blow job

Sovereign 2005-01-30 09:04 PM

Or a potato laucher!

Titusfied 2005-01-30 09:33 PM

I could use a potato launcher.

RoboticSilence 2005-01-30 09:35 PM

Or maybe I was going to use a Glock-22 with .45JHP.

-=Rico-GP=- 2005-01-30 10:10 PM

Or an AWP.


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