um.. guys.. this was supposed to be a joke thread.

i'm atheist. no god. no heaven. no hell. bible = fiction.

You posted it in general convo....

Why did you post a joke thread in general convo.

DAMN YOU!!!!

where would you like me to post it? somewhere no one will read it? at least it got some good feedback. i didn't expect it to.

You say that you don't believe in God. Jesus historically existed, no matter if you believe he is the "Son of God" or not. So, first off, you are wrong by saying Jesus=Nonexistant, therefore, the comment "nonexistant" is void. Also, by saying that Jesus=He=God, you are saying that you believe in the correlation of Jesus being God. This means that you have Christian beliefs, and are therefor going to Hell because of your sins of calling Jesus nonexistant. But that doesn't matter, just ask for forgiveness and pay the Pope in little boys.

Im a Christian, so I believe so. No idea when, though. Maybe a couple hundred (thousand?) years.

One more quick thing.

I am Jesus.

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How about you don't add all those damn periods in your post next time?

And KA, you got owned by Penny. :(

wait, my post? wtf, thanatos?

Y not in our lifetimes?

I do believe in a god, just not the one that is associated with Jesus, because I don't believe Jesus was the son of God, he's just the son of some slut who fucked someone and said she didn't and people were stupid enough to believe her.

But that doesn't change the fact that I owned you. I was pointing out, that no matter what you believe, your statement was false.

Gg, you are l3374r than me.

maybe so, but you have a r33t postcount !K_A!.

That I do. I wonder if I can hit 9K by midnight...

gogopk keke~ -_-;

Edit:

sorry. after reading that, i realized what blatant spam that was.

That was quite a spam.

so was that.

Jesus is dead and will remain dead.

I am teh j3suZ!?!?!?!?!