Spit in her face, gets there attention

pretty sure that wont work.

Could always try the Scarface approach...

that would never work.If it did I think she must have been drunk. :)

"Hey!"
:sex:
"Sorry! I can't pay child support!"

That's terrible. :shame: I would never do anything like that.

I bet you can't outdrink as much as I can spend.

I'm quite partial to:

Girl you must be Jamaican, because ja makin' me crazy!

And:

Come on. Be different. Say "Yes".

EDIT: Ooooh! One I heard in my college bar and have just rememberedL

Is it just me, or are chat-up lines getting worse these days?

Please tell me you don't actually use this? :confused:

Of course I haven't! It'd be suicide!! Doesn't mean I can't like it, though. It amuses me.

lol I think you should actually use it and tell us how the girl responds.

Holy shit that would be the worst pickup line ever. It sounds like "Hey are you from Tennessee? Cuz your the only Ten I see".

wakka wakka wakka

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

Hey does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you?

You know why we're going to have sex tonight? Because I'm stronger than you.

Hahah, they keep getting darker and darker.

Orly?

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in

Damn, I was gonna use that one. Ok, how about this?


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get in my bed
Before I beat you

heres one of mine

wanna start with two computers and then get 3

Wallow discovered this one a while ago:

You make my kakuna harden.