MIKEY DIED FROM drinkig too much coke and eathing POP ROCKS!!


Edit: The myth buster proved it wrong....damn

Who ever believes a word Eddie says anyway?

I know. He's mexican, after all. Damn crack smoking swindlers.

LOL! .hey i find that offensive... My Grand Father is Mexican

I said the other died... compleatly different sentence. If you assumed that it was because of the pixie sticks thats your problem.

NORMAL:

I was driving down the road in my truck. I was late to work. On my lunch break, I went to get some coffee. I hit a young woman that was crossing the street. She was trying to steal my wallet. I got it back though. She ran away before I could see her face, but I filed a report anyhow. The rest of the day was pretty uneventful. Later that night, I was watching TV at home. I was watching ER and some lady got shot in a gang fight. She died before they got her to the hospital. Then I decided to go to bed. It was late already and I had to get up early for a meeting the next morning.

YOU:

I was driving down the road in my truck. I hit a young woman that was crossing the street. She died before they got her to the hospital.

Yeah, eddie, you're incoherent.