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please don't flame me or make fun of me because of what I did.

Once I was beatin off to some PBS kid's show (some hot chick was teaching some retards the letter 5) when my older brother walks in on me. I hadn't masturbated in a while so i kept going. He was like "What the hell are you doing?" I was unphased by his tricks to make me stop and go play some Nintendostation. He seemed weirded out but why? I mean he should have a penis like I do and once in a while you need to relax and remove some tension. Jut at that moment PBS started a pledge drive. I started to became flacid at a slow rate. I need to get something to get me 'roaring' again. So I ran into my computer room and started downloading a bunch of porn, it i was almost completely flacid. Lucky me I got some 1980's porno online and became hard as a rock under another rock which has a bunch of other rocks on it. Anyway the baby oil started to absorb into my penis and hand so things started to get a little hot. Penis in hand i ran to my room filled up on that and ran back. But as I ran back to the computer room I ran into my little brother. He gasped as my rod of love poked him in the eye. He felt to the ground crying, holding his eye. I decided f**k it i've gone this far and ran back into my computer room. But just my luck i got the blaster worm and it keep shutting off my computer. The curse of the flacid starts on me again, then my mom walks in yelling what happened to my little brother and his eye. For some reason I didn't seem phased by any of this I just wanted to relax. My mom flipped when see saw my beatin' it in the computer room, she started screaming and ran out saying "Stop it, stop it!" Sure I could have stopped then but I didn't, know why? Steven Hawking was laughed at... Hilter never gave up on his dream, so why should I? Today I was not a horny teen but a man with a dream with his cock at hand! I quickly when back into my room and searched for some scrabled porn channel and started the count down. A wonderful shock surge through my body as I released my man-milk into the air. It was like a might duck, flying so gently through the air. That moment i could hardly hear my mom yelling how much a pervert i was. Finally I was flacid and damn proud to be.

I was grounded for a long ass time and not able to watch tv or go online for a while. Summer sucked for a bit

<chase> fuck i want some chili
* Penguin sticks some hot steamy chili into chases awaiting mouth
* Penguin moans ruthlessly

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