Is that a Gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

This one only works on Wednesdays and it has actually worked for me, find a girl with a good sense of humor and a couple of drinks in her and say:

"Hey beautiful, how would you like to be the hump in my hump day?"

"Do you use windex on your pants? cause i can see myself in them."

The best line ever...
"I have bagels... lets get naked."

random girl- "is that a gun in your pocket or are u just happy to see me?"
haplo- "actualy its a gun!"
unloads a clip in her face

Nice try haplo, but that was bad.

its from a movie. americas sweethearts. or sumthin like that.............................................. ..... yah

"By Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation, we're already attracted to eachother."

q-f2/b-c5

Universal Law of Gravitation = Fg = G m1 m2 / r^2

ok so umm, those last 2 post was pick up lines?? good luck O_o

Hello miss, would you do me the fine pleasure of escorting me to the homecoming dance?

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!

I just get to know them and ask. Pick up lines are gay...

"Can you leave? Cuz if i stare at you any longer i swear to GOd im gonna blow in my pants."

"That shirt looks very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be cumming." :D

your father should be in jail. (she asks why) Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

It works every time for me!

hey i lost my phone number.....can i have yours???

*tells girl how he feels about her after getting to know her
that truely works, at least for a close friendship if nothing more

damn id like to see you get a girl with a line like that..

Sex is fun wanna have some?

*slap*

Goes home

Jacks off

Sleeps

Eats bagel bites

Wakes up

Fucking great pickup.