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I wouldn't be so harsh as to deem D3V a "pig", Silver. His extremely broad definition of the perfect woman not only inludes human females, but primate females as well. He's just an idiot trying to be funny.

Erm its about time i post what i think.


Theres this one girl at school and ka knows about her, ill try to describe her.


About 5'1
blonde hair,
funny
smart
nice body
good cloths/not raggedy like and she looks like she cares about her body and doesnt carve pentograms into her skin w/ razor blades
looks like a tease and acts like one but i dont know about if she is or not
long legs :P
knows how to make a guy go full staff... Thats all i really look into a girl, she has to be able to joke around too like if i make fun of somthing she has to be able to cooperate and cope with what i said, and not get pissed or anything. She needs to be nice, not mean like most gf's do that my friends have, total bitches, and the eyes are a big thing, she has blue eyes i belive, they could bebrown i dont care what color eyes, but its like titus said if it can catch my attention then its a big +...

Heh, why not get some balls and go talk to her?

Its more of the little things that I find attractive than the larger ones?

Titus pretty much covered my definition of the perfect girl. In fact... he EXACTLY covered it.

Yes, Titus, the glasses fetish is so true with me too. If they are secksay with glasses on, then they take them off, and they are super-secksay...Niice.

Yes, glasses are sexy.

Maybe I am wrong, but I have a theory that a lot of girls, as they get older, grow more attracted to people that are their most fatherly figure, or an older person of the opposite sex that they had a good relationship with.

Thats like a Freudian view... Disgusting too...

Erm, tell me again who you were directing to when you said the Heh, why not get some balls and go talk to her? part?

Umm, you. You said there was a girl at school, and you'll describe her. So I said get some balls and talk to her, not just gaze at her and wish.

Rofl, do you want to know the story? It might bore you and ive already spilled out my heart to ka so it wont be as detailed this time if you want to hear it, i know how u get with spam ramble and junk

Well, if a post is long as shit, it is usually not considered spam, and if someone is asking a direct question from the topic, and you post about it, it is not considered off-topic. So yes, I would like to hear the story.

slaynish you forgot this is chat fourm, almost nothing consider spam here.

Ok I’ll give my story,
(It goes with the same girl I last posted) I give her signs to her that I really want to go out with her, and some days she gives ME signs as if she wants me to go out with her. (for instants, she says she only goes to my store just because i was there.....i just cant beleve she said that !!!!!)One day I helped her out to her car and we talked at least an hour outside in the parking lot. (It was a good thing that I was a manager because if I wasn’t I would have been in big trouble) anyways about a week later I asked her if she wasn’t doing anything, we can go to starbucks and get some coffee. When I asked that she was a bit hesitant. I put my hand over her and she went closer to me, so I said to myself ok I am guessing she likes it. Then after about an hour we went back. It seemed like a wonderful one-hour-date.
Probably about 2 months later, I asked work to cut out my hours; only giving me 2 nights. I called her up and told her that I cut my hours at work and now we can spend a bit more quality time with her. BUT THEN, she tells me she has to go out of town. So I said what about next week, she said no. she went out with younger guys before and she lost hope on those kinds of relationship. (I just cant believe that ANYONE would ever want to brake up with her. i told her that that guy what stupid to do that, i would NEVER do anything to harm her.
I still love her but it looks as if she is not willing to have a relationship with me. So what the mut, should I STILL talk to her or what?? its been almost a month and this month (aug.) is her b-day

Do something nice and romantic for her birthday, and if she doesn't respond well, thats your answer. :(

A lot can be found out through body language, so use that to your advantage. Good luck, and I hope it works out. :)

i thing is i did. i go close to her even sometime put my hands on her thin waist (sometimes i just want to freakin slap that ass of hers because its just there !!)
what type of "body language" am i suppose to look for?? should i do the first move and try to kiss her??

actually i'd rather not tell the story but it is just about some chick cornering me and interrogating me because she thinks that people spread rumors about us going out and i like her and she started asking me stuff like " do you think im cute" and shit like that and i wanted to know if that ment she liked me...

I dont feel comfertable around people that are 10 years older then me . Talking about this that is. Well have a good one.

You should do really nice romantic stuff for her. If she has a car leave a bunch of balloons w/ notes and candy in them...(One of my personal favs) Leave her some roses in her room at her house(ALL chicks love them, I swear to god) Figure out what kinda music she likes, if she is looking for any particular cd's. Then leave it in her locker at school w/ a note inside the case.(Find out the combo from a friend...) Dude this way she'll "know" that your a hopeless romantic and if she doesn't go out w/ you she will regret it for THE REST OF HER LIFE! You guilt trip her into it...

hes outa school i think, he works at some place and hes the manager i belive. he hates his life because high school he didnt have to pay bills, im a mind reader. I read minds. Kanada you want a nice hearty smurfet to suck you on command.


Rofl jk