I'd use a squirt gun... hahaha an EXP 10000 or whatever the hell they're called.

ill use a sniper rifle...............hmm kinda like a .50 with silencer

I would use laptop guns from perfect Dark and just set them up everywhere ne enemies come close they wont have a chance

lmao sounds like a good idea. I would prefer having dual PP7's... woot! Total pwnage! Actually the majority of the guns in video games would totally kick ass to have. They should make laptop guns, that turn into sentry guns... it would rock. Although, in the video game if you have like 5 of them guarding you, all your friends call you cheap and try to beat you up until they realize you're not just some whimpy computer/video game nerd. lol but, yeah, I like the Callisto from Perfect dark. At least I believ that's it's name. It's one of the guns Elvis uses. It's the one with high impact shells... not sure on the name...

lol the good old days putting up a grip of laptop guns to guard you then use the farsight :)
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I used to do that and my friends got soo pissed at me. It was really funny. Also, in Turok, not sure which one, but they had sticky napalm gels. I used to stick them to my friends and make them kamakazi people. It was great.