My dog ate one of my cats. I shed some tears when I saw it's bloody corpse on my rug. Then I smoked some more crack...

I smoke crack becuase I'm sad, and I'm sad because I smoke crack.

cats suck compared to dogs

Felines are l33t, you dont see any 9 feet 400+ pound advanced form of a dog do you?

dogs pwn cats

Roger that.

Cats>Dogs, preferably the one from Austin Powers.

I love dogs. Cats seem to... cocky. :O

cats dont even give shit about their owner, all they care about is where there next meal is coming from.

dude that a good one, but what about a tiger then ?? or a lion, when i went to las vagas, i saw one of those albino lions, it was pretty sweet....

i have a cat thats about 19 years old, the pet doctor said she has only 2 years left to live (when she was 17) so i guess its almost time. she doesn't even go outside anymore if you don't carry her out, even to take a dump, she is even losing hair.....i'm going to mis my cat !!!!!:cry:

Can you dig it?