"I invented it myself," said the President.

and then came al-gore (dun dun dun) and said bush was lying and that he had invented the moped

....deciding to take matters into my own hands I screamed "INVENT THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS" and promptly shot them both with.....

a potata gun.

I'm not sure how it happened, but instead of killing them...

It shot potatoes up there asses and then..

all hell broke loose.

And then he whipped out his lab-top, and went to www.tshirthell.com !!!!

http://www.iownjoo.com/imghost/Childsupport.gif

then the chicken came back to life and stole the laptop and...

looked at the screen taht had tshirt hell on it, he said "the hell with t-shirt hell, i havebetter things to do like...

Then a crazed chicken-lover came in a hump it to the point of making the chicken explode....until!........

The chickens trustful sidekick came in Batman!

but then came darth vader to protect the chicken-humper. It was batman vs darth vader...

But Batman only started begging the chicken for money, so now the chicken had twice the foes! So what he did was...

crossed the road to get his ultimate weapon...

The Noralez (tm) Ultimate Weapon!

which turned out to be some sort of dildo? anyhow.. back to the story... which was...



::not in story:: rofl thats awesome you guys are sure creative... lets see how long this will go on b4 people get bored.. which i think its almost dead.

The Chicken being chased by a crazy chicken humper, a greedy batman, and darth Vader.

Darth vader takes out his lightsabre and says, "Chicken... I am your father"

The chicken then says "Oh...I've been looking for you. I wanted to tell you......