Oooooh! Do tell! You can't just whet our appetites like that without elaborating. :p
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hahahahahahaha
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Wow. I love hearing drunken stories of myself, why shouldn't you love them?
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Mine are. Especially when I gave both of my friends g/fs lap dances. They said the shit was so damn funny, there was no point in being mad. And after 5 liters of wine, some beers and jag bombs (too excessive), who could blame me. Only thing they were pissed about was a pukestain, which I cleaned and febreezed.
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If you go back and read JR's post, then youll see why its not funny, at least to me.
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Everyone has bad shit happen to them. I won't mention some in particular, but I was in the same boat this summer, and I'm 18. Nothing happened, though.
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Im 21 and nothing happened, but it could have happened apparently. I was just way topo drunk to even attempt anything with anyone. But the thing is, it was my bed, so thats probably why i was in it, at least, i hope it was.
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Hey, i was 14...lol. when I was 17, I had a "fling" with a 24 year old. Same age difference...but I never slept with him.
actually I told him I wasn't going to have sex anymore until I was married (which was true until kaneda and i started talking again...). It was hard to tell him I was pgt. :( |
Lmao. This 15 y/o wants me really bad... I just turned 20. I keep saying no, she's really freaking beautiful though. It's hard to say no to a very hot piece of ass.
On a side note, I would never fuck her, although I wouldn't mind some head. Is that so wrong? |
Don't take it too far or you'll have a crazy hs chick on your hands.
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Yeah, I know, and that's the last thing I need right now.
Ok, I lied, we got drunk and she gave me head before. She said it was her first time and I was like, "well har har you can practice on me anytime you like" and she kinda took that seriously. She asked me if I wanted to go to the movies with her the other day. Hell no! I can't be seen in public with a 15 y/o. ahhh I'm a bad person. |
eh, and plus..first time at head isn't the best.
Get with someone who's had a few years under them...they'll show you a good time. I didn't get good until I was about 16, but I started at 14 and Kaneda's a pretty good teacher :P |
And why not? If your mates ask, tell them it's a cousin from out of town and you're taking her to the cinema whilst your parents and hers catch up with each other.
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haha yea. Then the talk of the town will be "did you see thanatos getting head from his COUSIN?!!??!" "yea man, i was there!!!" lol. |
Could be an amusing scenario. :p
But you'd have thought he'd be clever about it and not let his mates see him getting head from said 'cousin', no? |
yea, but in movie theathers you never know who's in there if its all dark. Kaneda and i did it in a theater once. It was for napoleaon dynimate. <3
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Anyway, fuck you d3v lol. We're only 5 years apart, and like I said, I wouldn't date her or fuck her, but I can see us being friends with benefits. |
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