Guilty.

Ever accidentally squeezed a family member's boob?

Not guilty.

Ever stole something from a teacher?

Probobly guilty

Ever masturbated in public?

Not guilty.. never masterbated anywhere.


Ever get caught masterbating by your mom/dad?

Not Guilty.

Ever posted in the World Record Thread?

Guilty x 116.

Ever spied on somebody?

Kinda guilty. it wasnt on purpose


Ever heat on someone?

What in Hell is that supposed to mean?

Ever written a question that makes no sense?

Probably Guilty.


Ever steal tip money from other tables at a restaurant?

Fraid not. Not Guilty.

Ever laugh when reading a post at Zelaron?

Guilty.


Ever watched 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy'?

Not Guilty.

Half u evr writen lick a n00by?

not guilty?


ever laugh so hard you peed your pantes?

That's one I can safely say not guilty too.

Ever fail a course in school/college/university?

Guilty. Three to be exact before I started my special schooling where I not only caught up but instead went way ahead.

Ever eaten cheese in the dark before?

Guilty actually. that polly-o string cheese is good shit


Ever eat 2 foods that sound really nasty together?

Guilty. Mackerel and soured milk.

Ever been proud of, or considered yourself better than others because of your personality disorders?

If you count megalomania as a personality disorder, then guilty.


Ever gorged yourself on a single type of food to the point of regret?

Guilty, about once a month i do that


Ever purposly spill something on someone?

Guilty. More of a pouring action; bastard should've never burnt me with his cig.


Ever set off fireworks indoors?