uh, Not guilty.


Ever punch a window?

Not guilty.

Ever make plans, look forward to it all week, feel fine and then only within a few hours before you plan to leave, get sick to your stomach and cancel?

Guilty


Ever make plans but then just realize you really don't feel like doing anything?

Guilty

Have you ever used a really old computer? I don't mean Win95, I mean older.

Guilty.


Ever swallow semen?

N.A.


Ever have a girl kiss you after she "swallowed" your semen?

Guilty. Although my bitch always goes directly to the sink and brushes her teeth after fellating me. :)




Get snowball someone or get snowballed?

What? idk what you mean


Ever lie about how many people you've slept with?

Not Guilty, but I've never slept with anyone, so...

Have you ever been in a life changing accident, but your life didn't change?

Guilty


Ever been completely offected and upset by something having nothing to do with you?

Guilty

Ever just walk up to someone and hit them for no reason, just because you were mad, or felt like it?

Not guilty. thats what walls/windows are for


Everrrrrrrrrr talk to someone you met online in a dirty manner?

Not Guilty.

Ever had to walk to someplace further than 10-miles away, and actually did it?

Guilty. It was summer, I had bud, and I was bored. Why not walk all 15 miles to that N-town.



Ever shit so hard your ass bled?

Not guilty, not that I've ever realized atleast..


Ever thrown something at a person walking down the sidewalk, such as a milkshake or drink from McDonalds?

Not guilty.


Ever gone bowling for lawn ornaments using full trash cans as bowling balls?

Not guilty


Ever punch a telephone pole with the nails sticking out? if not dont. it hurts.

Not Guilty. o.o

Ever step on a small mammal by accident?

Guilty, if the paw of my dog counts.

Ever just write something on the forum just to get to the 4-posts required for the day?

Not guilty.


Ever fail a rediculously easy class