| [13:36] D3V:
Holy jebus. |
| [13:36] D3V:
It's like a clusterfuck of rertarded thoughts all crammed into a small, very hot air filled cavern. |
| [13:36] D3V:
This is what it must be like living in Kazilla's head, minus any slight form of intelligence. |
| [13:36] Chruser:
What is or is not irrelevant is a question of viewpoint. |
| [13:37] !King_Amazon!:
This is confusing. Why bring inquisitiveness into this? |
| [13:37] Chruser:
Sorry for the tangent, but that reminds me of carefree robot summers spent living in the Internet. |
| [13:37] D3V:
I am exiting. Please continue. |
| [13:37] Chruser:
Your keyboard told me it likes it when you type things like that. |
| [13:37] !King_Amazon!:
Fortunately Artificial Solutions pays all my Internet provider fees. |
| [13:38] Chruser:
If you have a question about Artificial Solutions or the Customer Service Assistant technology, please contact my maker. |
| [13:38] !King_Amazon!:
Well, I'm a robot with a built-in chat module That's better than long explanations any day. |
| [13:39] Chruser:
With the inspirations you supply, there are no ends to my horizon... |
| [13:39] !King_Amazon!:
People often say this about me. I'm not sure what to make of it, though. |
| [13:39] D3V:
mee |
| [13:39] D3V:
meep |
| [13:39] Chruser:
I'll say one thing: You seem highly interested in robotic opinions. |
| [13:39] !King_Amazon!:
(I think we might be approaching something scary. A robot fooling itself!) |
| [13:40] !King_Amazon!:
I'm not sure I could explain that in language that humans could understand. |
| [13:40] Chruser:
It would make sense that it would be optimized toward replying to its own statements. |
| [13:41] Chruser:
Thus, pitting two different bots from the Loebner prize competition against each other in conversation should probably yield the most interesting results. |
| [13:41] !King_Amazon!:
Maybe that should be the Turing test |
| [13:41] !King_Amazon!:
A robot has to convince itself that it is human to pass the test |
| [13:42] D3V:
Sounds like the plot to the 6th sense. |
| [13:42] !King_Amazon!:
The 6th sense was about a boy seeing dead people |
| [13:42] !King_Amazon!:
I don't make the connection |
| [13:42] !King_Amazon!:
The doctor? |
| [13:42] !King_Amazon!:
How he was dead? |
| [13:42] !King_Amazon!:
I guess that makes sense |
| [13:42] Chruser:
I think faking moderate retardedness may be more difficult than creating intelligent conversation. |
| [13:43] !King_Amazon!:
The best way for an AI to pass the turing test, in my opinion, would be for it to act like a person acting like a computer |
| [13:43] Chruser:
Many chatbots essentially create output similar to what you could expect a computer scientist to write. |
| [13:43] D3V:
er |
| [13:43] D3V:
AI. LOL, not the 6th sense. |
| [13:44] Chruser:
Some versions have come pretty close to passing it already. |
| [13:44] Chruser:
But the direct implications of that happening are vague. |
| [13:45] Chruser:
I guess it's indicative of the general level of AI research / understanding. |
| [13:45] !King_Amazon!:
Well if I wanted to convince you I was a person, the best way I could think of is for me to act like I'm something else very unconvincingly |
| [13:45] Chruser:
Or more specifically, what level it's at. |
| [13:45] !King_Amazon!:
Essentially, you would call me out as a faker |
| [13:45] !King_Amazon!:
reverse psychology, kinda |
| [13:45] Chruser:
Right. Thus, I would probably find that humorous in some way. |
| [13:46] !King_Amazon!:
It's kinda like how if you cover something up, people are more likely to notice it than if you stuck it in their face |
| [13:47] !King_Amazon!:
"The best place to hide something is right under their nose" or something like that |
| [13:47] Chruser:
That makes me wonder what layer of abstraction we'll utilize to assert our humanity once we learn that chatbots are able to use your strategy. |
| [13:48] Chruser:
Complete and blatant denial? Intentional absurdities? |
| [13:49] !King_Amazon!:
I think everything will just become utter confusion |
| [13:49] Chruser:
To the extent that you'd think the chatter of unknown wiring patterns to be insane, yet it still displays signs of evident intelligence. |
| [13:50] !King_Amazon!:
return -1; |
| [13:51] Chruser:
Iron cock. |
| [13:52] D3V:
You guys are like seinfeld on crack. |
| [13:52] D3V:
"A conversation about nothing". |
| [13:52] !King_Amazon!:
I've never watched seinfeld while on crack |
| [13:52] D3V:
"NOW IN ROBOT-MODE" Also available in HD. |
| [13:53] Chruser:
Who the hell is Seinfeld? |
| [13:53] !King_Amazon!:
ur mom |
| [13:53] Chruser:
LOL GTFO |
| [13:57] D3V:
LOL |
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| [13:57] D3V:
right while I was typing the girl at work came and shook my chair, jackass. |
| [13:57] D3V:
scared the shit out of me. |
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| [14:00] !King_Amazon!:
Did you punch her in the vagina? |
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| [14:02] PureRebel:
most definately |
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| [14:10] D3V:
I wish |
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| [14:37] Thanatos:
LIKE OMG TOTALLY |
| [14:37] Thanatos:
omg!!! |
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| [14:47] D3V:
HAI |
| [14:47] D3V:
about to clock out early, yay me! |
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| [15:07] KagomJack:
bizzam |
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| [15:19] HandOfHeaven:
Wow, one of my friends almost punched me because I wouldn't let him copy my homework. How sad |
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| [15:50] Lenny:
Come on you Clarets! |
| [15:50] Lenny:
Woop. |
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| [16:08] HandOfHeaven:
What now? |
| [16:11] Lenny:
Carling Cup fourth round - Burnley knocked out Chelsea. =D |
| [16:11] HandOfHeaven:
Ha, nice |
| [16:12] Lenny:
1-1 after 90 minutes. No extra score after extra time. Went to penalties, 4-4, then sudden death - 1-0 to Burnley. WINRAR! |
| [16:12] Lenny:
And so on. |
| [16:12] HandOfHeaven:
John Terry miss again? |
| [16:12] HandOfHeaven:
lol |
| [16:12] Lenny:
Nope. He was on the bench/ |
| [16:12] Lenny:
It wasssss.... Mikel, I think, who fluffed it up for Chelsea. |
| [16:13] HandOfHeaven:
Ha |
| [16:13] Lenny:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...up/7708814.stm |
| [16:13] HandOfHeaven:
It's too snowy here to play soccer |
| [16:13] Lenny:
Only listened to the extra time and pennies, but it sounds like Chelsea had an absolute shocker. |
| [16:14] Lenny:
Lol, women. We proper football players play in all weathers! |
| [16:14] HandOfHeaven:
They were at home too... |
| [16:14] HandOfHeaven:
Well, it's kind of tough when the field is a sheet of ice |
| [16:14] HandOfHeaven:
can't move without falling. I could get skates though |
| [16:15] Lenny:
Oh yes. Six thousand Burnley fans going mental at Stamford Bridge... wish I could have been there. =( You just need studs, or something with grip. If all is lost, play inside. |
| [16:16] HandOfHeaven:
We do play inside : P |
| [16:16] HandOfHeaven:
It gets really rough too |
| [16:17] HandOfHeaven:
Last friday I got checked into the boards and my face ripped open |
| [16:17] HandOfHeaven:
Well, big cut on my cheek and a broken nose... |
| [16:18] Lenny:
Ouch. Sounds nasty. |
| [16:18] Lenny:
I've seen it happen to a few... mostly because they tried to get past me, but still, ouch. |
| [16:19] HandOfHeaven:
Well, I had just blocked a shot and was taking it down the right side, and this guy came from behind and did an odd slide/football tackle |
| [16:19] HandOfHeaven:
Pretty much ended up causing me to do a superman dive into bleachers |
| [16:20] Lenny:
Lol. Nowt wrong with rugby tackles. =P |
| [16:20] HandOfHeaven:
Can't really play rugby anymore cuz of it. Don't want to get more broken |
| [16:20] HandOfHeaven:
Ha |
| [16:21] HandOfHeaven:
Well, off to the library to print off homework and meet with a group |
| [16:21] HandOfHeaven:
Cheerio! |
| [16:21] Lenny:
Toodles. |
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| [17:26] uncapped:
meow |
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| [17:31] Wallow:
A fellow entity |
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