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[00:55] System: Wed-G has joined the chat
[00:55] Wed-G: It's cool, Grav. To be honest, if you actually knew me, you'd probably find I'm more down to earth than my posts show.
[00:57] Wed-G: I'm not as opinionated as I seem and I'm open to a lot of new things. I tend to get along with people pretty well.
[00:58] Wed-G: For the most part, my philosophy is live and let live. I belive tolerance and humanity. We've had our religious discussions on here but those were for the sake of debate, not necessarily for teaching and preaching.
[00:59] Wed-G: believe*
[01:37] System: Wed-G has left the chat
[10:11] System: Willkillforfood has joined the chat
[10:13] Willkillforfood: harlots
[10:13] System: Willkillforfood has left the chat
[10:30] System: Skurai has joined the chat
[10:30] Skurai: The concept of the Demiruge makes more sense than it needs to.
[10:30] System: KagomJack has joined the chat
[10:30] KagomJack: That's my line you filthy cumbucket
[10:31] KagomJack: Not you, Skurai
[10:31] KagomJack: But you are a filthy cumbucket too
[10:31] Skurai: <_< I was about to say.
[10:31] Skurai: Hi.
[10:33] System: !King_Amazon! has joined the chat
[10:33] !King_Amazon!: what's up faggots
[10:34] Skurai: And the Hory Trinity is here.
[10:34] !King_Amazon!: nobody cares about your stupid fruity cult
[10:35] Skurai: No, no! This is a different one!
[10:35] System: KagomJack has left the chat
[10:35] Skurai: See?
[10:35] Skurai: I meant the OTHER kind of Trinity!
[10:35] Skurai: Jeez.
[10:36] !King_Amazon!: fuck you and your whore priestess
[10:36] Skurai: ;)
[10:36] Skurai: Maybe I will.
[10:36] Skurai: Why don't you come on over here and help me?
[10:37] !King_Amazon!: AIDS is for losers
[10:37] Skurai: That's racist!
[10:38] Skurai: K_A, I'd like to talk to you about the Lord and Savior Jesus FUCKING Christ. May I come in for a moment?
[10:39] !King_Amazon!: only if you are an atheist
[10:39] Skurai: What about an agnostic?
[10:39] Skurai: Or a Gnostic?
[10:40] Skurai: You should really be a little more open minded.
[10:40] Skurai: What do YOU believe, K_A?
[10:41] !King_Amazon!: http­://­en­.­wikipedia­.­org­/­wiki­/­Pantheism
[10:41] !King_Amazon!: gnosticism is for tards
[10:41] !King_Amazon!: seriously every gnostic i know is retarded
[10:42] Skurai: I am no gnostic, and I agree with that.
[10:43] Skurai: However, a handful of their ideas would very much fill in plotholes certain religions have.
[10:43] !King_Amazon!: all of my gnostic friends call themselves thelemites though
[10:43] !King_Amazon!: aleistor crowley was a tard
[10:44] !King_Amazon!: he literally went full tard
[10:44] Skurai: lol
[10:44] Skurai: Yo dawg, I hurd u liek magix
[10:45] !King_Amazon!: there is so much magic and mysticism in nature and in our actual universe
[10:45] !King_Amazon!: pagans and shit like that that think they can do spells and shit are retarded
[10:45] Skurai: I have witnessed el magicos.
[10:45] Skurai: However, pagans have no idea how to do it.
[10:46] Skurai: And usually pussy out, if they find out. "I can't because it will come back at me."
[10:46] Skurai: Which is honestly silly.
[10:46] !King_Amazon!: there is no such thing as magic
[10:46] Skurai: If I had magic, if it came back at me or not, I would use it. Spam it.
[10:46] !King_Amazon!: all "magic" can be explained with science
[10:47] Skurai: Orly?
[10:47] !King_Amazon!: yarly
[10:47] Skurai: Then isn't it just Alchemy, after that?
[10:47] !King_Amazon!: whatever you saw was a clever use of chemistry or physics
[10:47] Skurai: But she's usually naked when she does it.
[10:48] !King_Amazon!: irrelevant
[10:48] Skurai: It's fire!
[10:48] !King_Amazon!: all the more reason not to believe it
[10:48] !King_Amazon!: using nudity as distraction
[10:49] Skurai: There's a fairy in my house!
[10:49] !King_Amazon!: you could have two different chemicals, one on each hand, smack them together and they would combust
[10:49] !King_Amazon!: with the right chemicals
[10:49] !King_Amazon!: there is an explanation for everything, even if we do not have it
[10:49] !King_Amazon!: your priestess is a fraud
[10:49] !King_Amazon!: and a whore
[10:50] Skurai: But I've done it, too... =_=
[10:50] !King_Amazon!: you are full of shit
[10:51] Skurai: no u
[10:51] !King_Amazon!: maybe you thought you did magic because you were on drugs or something
[10:51] !King_Amazon!: to anyone sober you probably just looked like a tard
[10:51] Skurai: 'tis a drugless cult.
[10:52] !King_Amazon!: as far as you know
[10:52] !King_Amazon!: priestess probably put something in the punch
[10:52] Skurai: We don't drink punch, she usually has us drink her blood, Catholic style.
[10:52] Skurai: Only it's srsly her blood.
[10:53] Skurai: I think I just now realized where she gets all of it, too.... eww...
[10:53] !King_Amazon!: she could just as easily put something in her blood
[10:53] !King_Amazon!: menstrual blood isn't like normal blood at all
[10:53] !King_Amazon!: its got chunks in it and shit
[10:53] Skurai: Orly? O_O
[10:53] Skurai: How do you know?
[10:54] Skurai: My scary ginger friend Abby says she wants to "bleed all over" me.
[10:54] !King_Amazon!: because i am not a moron like you
[10:54] Skurai: But I AM a moron like you!
[10:54] !King_Amazon!: that is pretty fucked up
[10:54] Skurai: So take THAT!
[10:55] Skurai: Yeah, the chicks I know are all weid.
[10:55] Skurai: weird*
[10:55] !King_Amazon!: they are probably on the same drugs as your priestess
[10:56] Skurai: That still does not explain the fairy.
[10:56] !King_Amazon!: fairies are bullshit
[10:56] !King_Amazon!: it is probably some kind of toy or bug
[10:57] !King_Amazon!: all i have to say is "prove it"
[10:57] !King_Amazon!: let me guess, your fairy doesnt show up on film
[10:57] Skurai: Can I not say it right back at you, under these conditions?
[10:57] Skurai: Prove that they are not real.
[10:57] !King_Amazon!: the burden of proof lies with the person making the claim
[10:58] Skurai: You are claiming that they are not real.
[10:58] Skurai: Thus, prove it.
[10:58] !King_Amazon!: it is impossible to prove that something is not real
[10:58] !King_Amazon!: you could use the same argument for santa claus
[10:58] Skurai: I disagree.
[10:58] !King_Amazon!: lrn2troll
[10:58] Skurai: I can prove to you that the diaper I am wearing is not real.
[10:59] !King_Amazon!: that is retarded
[10:59] !King_Amazon!: so are you
[10:59] Skurai: You sir, know that I am correct.
[10:59] Skurai: You have resorted to silly come backs.
[10:59] !King_Amazon!: no, your point is altogether beside the point
[11:00] !King_Amazon!: i cannot prove that bigfoot doesn't exist, it can only be proven that he does exist
[11:00] !King_Amazon!: that does not mean that he does exist, just that the burden of proof lies with the person claiming that he exists
[11:00] System: Willkillforfood has joined the chat
[11:00] Willkillforfood: sup
[11:00] Skurai: Under that conclusion, Fairies MUST exist.
[11:00] !King_Amazon!: no, you are retarded
[11:01] Willkillforfood: LOL
[11:01] Skurai: No u
[11:01] Willkillforfood: Ahh. Old zelaron.
[11:01] Skurai: Willkillforfood, do you believe in unicorns?
[11:01] Willkillforfood: Skurai, how old are you now?
[11:01] !King_Amazon!: you cannot prove that the flying spaghetti monster is not real, but that does not mean that he is
[11:01] !King_Amazon!: that is just stupid
[11:02] Skurai: 18
[11:02] Willkillforfood: I believe they exist in mythology and folk lore.
[11:02] Willkillforfood: :D
[11:02] Skurai: Thus they exist.
[11:02] Willkillforfood: The idea of them exists
[11:02] !King_Amazon!: by that argument, everything that can be imagined by humans exists
[11:02] Skurai: The flying spaghetti monster is a demonic figure in the Trinity Religion.
[11:02] !King_Amazon!: that is retarded
[11:02] Willkillforfood: :D
[11:02] Skurai: Actually, that is true K_A
[11:03] Skurai: It's some old... budhist idea? I forgot what it's called.
[11:03] !King_Amazon!: skurai does not understand the difference between fantasy and reality and thus his opinions do not matter
[11:03] Willkillforfood: lol
[11:03] Skurai: But more or less it's super powered mind-over-matter shit.
[11:03] !King_Amazon!: just because some buddhist said it doesn't make it true...
[11:03] Skurai: Democrats are smart.
[11:03] Willkillforfood: Perhaps skurai has the ability to make things he imagines manifest themselves
[11:03] Willkillforfood: HE IS A GOD
[11:03] Skurai: Obama is a logical choie.
[11:03] Skurai: choice*
[11:03] Skurai: Marajuana should be legalized.
[11:04] Skurai: God? 'tis imaginary.
[11:04] Willkillforfood: You're imaginary
[11:04] !King_Amazon!: obama is not a fairy or a unicorn, stop changing the subject tard
[11:04] !King_Amazon!: or is obama a leprechaun?
[11:04] Skurai: I AM NOT IMAGINARY, HUMAN
[11:04] Skurai: I AM THE MACHINE
[11:05] Willkillforfood: Obama has to dye his hair black. It's really red. He's a ginger.
[11:05] !King_Amazon!: you dont even know what the machine is
[11:05] Skurai: Obama is a false being, created by a false god! The Demiurge has you all by the throat! WITH HIS DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK­!!!
[11:05] Skurai: I am the machine! I am the voice of the almighty! I AM THE METATRON!!!!'s little brother.
[11:05] Willkillforfood: Skurai, you're really 18?
[11:06] Skurai: Yeah.
[11:06] Willkillforfood: I wonder if you're like "Twitch" off South Park in real life.
[11:06] Willkillforfood: except an 18-year-old version
[11:06] Skurai: lolwat
[11:07] Skurai: No, I like to see myself as more of a Butters.
[11:07] !King_Amazon!: you have gone full retard and beyond
[11:07] !King_Amazon!: you are more like timmay
[11:07] Willkillforfood: TIMMAH
[11:08] Skurai: It's pronounce TIMMAY.
[11:08] Willkillforfood: all the women in my area are into outdoorsy stuff
[11:08] Willkillforfood: I'm fucked.
[11:08] Willkillforfood: :P
[11:08] Skurai: All the women in my area are crazy.
[11:08] !King_Amazon!: grow a penis
[11:09] Skurai: I refuse.
[11:09] !King_Amazon!: you dont have to just do what they like to do
[11:09] Willkillforfood: lol
[11:09] !King_Amazon!: make that bitch do what you like to do
[11:09] !King_Amazon!: be a fucking man
[11:09] Willkillforfood: Aight.
[11:09] !King_Amazon!: you lack confidence
[11:09] Willkillforfood: I sense domestic violence in my future.
[11:09] Willkillforfood: :P
[11:09] !King_Amazon!: do what you gotta do
[11:10] Willkillforfood: I do lack confidence. For sure.
[11:10] !King_Amazon!: skurai this is the machine http­://­www­.­youtube­.­com­/­watch­?­v­=­NCfVFxRsKQc
[11:10] !King_Amazon!: you are not it
[11:11] Skurai: Me and my girlfriend spend out time playing games, watching anime, and- there is a fly on my hand.
[11:11] Skurai: His is my buddy. :D
[11:11] Willkillforfood: Just about every girl I've met that likes anime is fucking insane
[11:11] Skurai: I will name him SATAN!
[11:11] !King_Amazon!: are you sure it isnt a fairy?
[11:11] Skurai: The fairy is much bigger than a fly.
[11:11] !King_Amazon!: insane isnt a bad thing
[11:11] Willkillforfood: It has fairy wings like a fairy.
[11:11] !King_Amazon!: makes for better sex
[11:11] Willkillforfood: True.
[11:11] Skurai: and her name is "Mas"
[11:12] Willkillforfood: The non-sensical arguments that popped up were shit thought. Then again, I guess that's all females.

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