Chatbox log - 2009-11-17 - Zelaron Gaming Forum

[12:58] Combinatus: Aren't you supposed to claim that you're merely asking for compensation for the time spent procuring said "items", which will as an act of returned kindness be rewarded with said "items"?

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[13:12] !King_Amazon!: People claim that, yes, but that doesn't really change the facts. Money is changing hands, as well as virtual goods that belong to Blizzard.

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[13:22] D3V: true.

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[13:32] Combinatus: Yeah, it's AWFUL how people can still get to proclaim ownership over a string of binary numbers using real money! I mean, wouldn't you hate if they actually had a chance to waste their own money, rather than them being required to seclude themselves for a month of socially and intellectually beneficial 24/7 hack and slash?

[13:33] Combinatus: I mean, it sends shivers down my spine merely to think about them having any spare time to contribute to society with their expertise that probably landed them their pocket change required to otherwise purchase the items in the first place!

[13:36] Combinatus: ("get" => "manage")

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[13:43] !King_Amazon!: You sound fat

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[13:47] Combinatus: It seems more likely that it is your mother whose weight far exceeds that of the medically prescribed average for any specific height and age range.

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[14:17] Grav: I agree.

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[14:21] D3V: and the award for "Nerdiest Yo Momma is Fat Joke" goes to...

[14:22] Grav: ...whoever that is!

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[14:22] !King_Amazon!: hi grav

[14:22] Grav: hi

[14:22] !King_Amazon!: I'm all better now

[14:22] Grav: what's the deal with these messages you've been leaving me

[14:22] Grav: sketchy as all hell

[14:22] !King_Amazon!: Less than 24 hours to recover, not bad IMO

[14:23] !King_Amazon!: I was in crisis-mode last night

[14:23] Grav: did you do anything stupid?

[14:23] !King_Amazon!: Stumbled upon those pictures of Nikki and her new boyfriend last night on facebook

[14:23] !King_Amazon!: It really fucked with me

[14:23] !King_Amazon!: Nah, I ended up meditating at like midnight so I could go to sleep

[14:23] Grav: you still wanted her after seeing those pics...?

[14:24] !King_Amazon!: I wanted to smoke, but didn't have any :-/

[14:24] !King_Amazon!: That's a...strange statement to make

[14:24] !King_Amazon!: I wouldn't even say I wanted her before seeing them

[14:25] Grav: I mean if I saw those pics I'd laugh and feel better about myself

[14:25] !King_Amazon!: And it's not like I found pictures of her fucking him or something

[14:25] Grav: not freak out

[14:25] !King_Amazon!: Why?

[14:25] !King_Amazon!: Maybe I've just naturally got lower self esteem

[14:25] Grav: uh, because the dude weighs more than I did before I lost 100 fucking pounds?

[14:25] !King_Amazon!: If I were to compare myself to him, I pale in comparison

[14:25] !King_Amazon!: Yeah, but he's not necessarily fat

[14:25] !King_Amazon!: He's large

[14:26] !King_Amazon!: He's actually a friend of her parents

[14:26] D3V: by caring, you are letting her win.

[14:26] !King_Amazon!: Frequents their bar

[14:26] !King_Amazon!: She has no idea, D3v

[14:26] !King_Amazon!: As far as she knows, I'm perfectly happy with Tia

[14:26] Grav: he's fat. not muscular, just fat. he has two chins. and look at his arms. that's not muscle definition.

[14:26] !King_Amazon!: Yeah, and she apparently likes that

[14:27] !King_Amazon!: Doesn't say much for her taste, does it?

[14:27] !King_Amazon!: LOOK AT IT THAT WAY LOL

[14:27] !King_Amazon!: I could make it bad either way

[14:27] !King_Amazon!: Point is, it fucked with me

[14:27] Grav: it makes me think she's lost her mind, that's all

[14:27] !King_Amazon!: But I'm mostly fine now

[14:27] !King_Amazon!: Well, most likely he's a WoW nerd

[14:27] Grav: plus, I think she looks much... nastier than she used to

[14:27] !King_Amazon!: She's addicted to that shit

[14:28] !King_Amazon!: Oh god, I saw a picture of her where her face was almost disgusting enough to make me throw up

[14:28] !King_Amazon!: She never had many skin problems, but she was pizzaface

[14:28] Grav: she looks like the kind of girl that gets married to a guy 10 years older than herself and he's got kids and then they have more kids and they live in the woods somewhere

[14:28] !King_Amazon!: And my skin is bad

[14:28] !King_Amazon!: I don't have much room to talk

[14:28] !King_Amazon!: I mean, it's not necessarily because I'm jealous of him or anything, it's just strange

[14:29] !King_Amazon!: I saw her with another guy

[14:29] Grav: I'll be honest with you, I kind of barfed when I saw those pictures

[14:29] Grav: I don't think you have ANYTHING to feel jealous about

[14:29] !King_Amazon!: You're just trying to make me feel better you cock

[14:29] !King_Amazon!: and I love you for it

[14:29] Grav: I'm trying to not piss you off by directly dissing your ex girlfriend

[14:29] Grav: Because my first reaction was WTF UGLY

[14:30] !King_Amazon!: lol, you think that's bad

[14:30] !King_Amazon!: sec

[14:30] !King_Amazon!: I'll make you barf

[14:32] D3V: how did you see pictures of your ex with another dude?

[14:33] Grav: facebook

[14:33] D3V: okay. k_a, are you still 'friends' with her on fb?

[14:34] Grav: one would assume so

[14:35] D3V: okay. why?

[14:35] Grav: pussification

[14:35] D3V: okay, thats where my point was going. lol

[14:36] Grav: I can't speak for him, that's just my guess, lol

[14:36] D3V: delete her, and your problem is deleted.

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[14:37] Grav: so what's new in your life d3v

[14:37] D3V: hmm.

[14:37] D3V: i am about to move to gville, and start my new life actually.

[14:37] Grav: wtf is gville?

[14:37] D3V: gainesville.

[14:37] Grav: in flordia I assume?

[14:38] Grav: which is like florida

[14:38] Grav: but different

[14:38] D3V: oh yeah, sorry. It's a huge college city basically.

[14:38] D3V: where I live everything is spread out too far, and commuting to college/work/everything is a hassle. I'm moving there to live on campus basically

[14:39] Grav: good idea.

[14:39] Grav: save time and gas

[14:39] D3V: mhm, and i'm running out of time to become serious about school.

[14:39] Grav: are you declaring a major?

[14:40] D3V: haven't. Ive been eyeballing botany.

[14:41] D3V: how about you Mr. grav?

[14:42] Grav: school is pretty unexciting these days

[14:42] Grav: I got kicked off my health insurance due to state budget problems... my eye is swollen and infected and I can't go to a doctor because I have no money

[14:45] D3V: oh sorry to hear about school. and your coverage, for that matter.

[14:46] D3V: anything you know of that attributed to the infection?

[14:46] Grav: it's probably something viral

[14:48] D3V: I was goign to say if it was bacterial you could probably get some generic antibiotics

[14:49] D3V: do you wear contacts?

[14:49] Grav: no

[14:52] D3V: hmm, well I hope it clears up.

[14:52] D3V: i'm curious, what are you majoring in?

[14:52] Grav: civil and environmental engineering

[14:53] D3V: ooh, that's fun.

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[14:56] !King_Amazon!: Woah woah woah

[14:56] !King_Amazon!: I don't have Nikki on my facebook, nor do I have her boyfriend on my facebook

[14:56] !King_Amazon!: One of my friends had commented on a picture of her and him, which is how I found it

[14:57] !King_Amazon!: Somehow I was able to view it

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[14:58] Chruser: I visited an aging anarchist. (He had the remaining copies of Martin's Men Against the State.) He introduced me to two Negro children he'd adopted. After they went out to play, he told me what trouble he'd had in deciding finally to draw this line: No jumping up and down on the beds.

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[14:58] Skurai: You're alive!!!

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[15:00] Chruser: Sort of. Hi.

[15:00] Skurai: Uh-um-it's very nice to meet you, sir. Or-ma'am, or-uh-whatever!

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[15:01] Skurai: Fuuuuuuck!

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[15:02] Grav: Fuck off Chruser

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[15:10] !King_Amazon!: sorry I disappointed you grav

[15:10] !King_Amazon!: I couldn't find it

[15:10] !King_Amazon!: but I will later

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[15:11] Grav: k

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[15:41] D3V: as k_a wuld say

[15:41] D3V: lolwut

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[20:20] Combinatus: 11410112012512410111640115101103110111116105

[20:22] Combinatus: Get into shape with chloroform!

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[20:24] Grav: I will.

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[20:27] Skurai: Indeed.

[20:28] Grav: Get the hell out of here, Denton

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[20:28] Grav: ...that worked better than I thought it would.

[20:29] Skurai: o.o

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[20:31] Grav: Skittles, why are you in a cult?

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[21:36] KagomJack: Not just a cult. But a faggy cult.

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