Chatbox log - 2009-05-05 - Zelaron Gaming Forum

[08:36] D3V: there's two categories of smokers. Puds and non-puds. The non-puds can always point out the puds in any pud scenario that may be presented to them at any time. Even non-puds can have pud moments, and that's when the +/- system works. Something you do good gets a +1-5 and something retarded is a -1/5

[08:37] !King_Amazon!: All I know is he's gonna get me either killed or arrested

[08:37] !King_Amazon!: or really high

[08:37] D3V: lol.

[08:37] !King_Amazon!: He's even gonna bring over his hookah

[08:37] D3V: man he's goin all out

[08:38] D3V: just don't let your apt turn into the hangout spot, those are the areas that always get hit.

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[08:38] Thanatos: no one on the corner has swagger like us

[08:40] D3V: well hai

[08:41] Thanatos: WELLLLL HAIIIIII

[08:42] D3V: whats been up

[08:42] Thanatos: not a damn thing

[08:42] Thanatos: still bummin' it up

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[08:43] D3V: yeh? that really sucks man.

[08:43] Thanatos: meh it ain't so bad

[08:44] Thanatos: i've stepped up the job search hardcore so I'm positive I'll find something soon

[08:44] D3V: yeh yeh

[08:44] D3V: hell yeh, didnt u just get a certification somewhere or sumpin

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[08:44] !King_Amazon!: Fucking 15 year olds, seriously

[08:44] !King_Amazon!: WTF?

[08:44] Thanatos: yeah I hold 2 certifications

[08:44] Thanatos: need more though

[08:45] !King_Amazon!: I don't even think I'd get it on with a 15 year old

[08:45] !King_Amazon!: That's kinda young for me

[08:45] Thanatos: I let a 15 year old give me dome before :(

[08:45] Thanatos: I was 20

[08:46] Thanatos: but in my defense, she was WAYYYY to fucking hot to be 15

[08:46] D3V: haha thats a little different tho

[08:46] D3V: STILL gotta be careful.. haha

[08:46] !King_Amazon!: Maybe if I'm over at his place or some shit

[08:46] !King_Amazon!: I'm not doing anything at my place with anyone under 18

[08:46] Thanatos: yeah i didnt bang her.. she was a virgin.. I was like NOOOO thx

[08:46] !King_Amazon!: hell, I don't think I'll do anything anywhere with anyone under 18

[08:46] D3V: fuck it.

[08:46] Thanatos: i am not about to take some 15 year old's virginity

[08:47] D3V: just dont do it with some chick that actually knows you, i think dome would be okay 15-16 chick if she wanted too, im not gonna aruge.

[08:47] !King_Amazon!: I'm more worried about getting arrested

[08:47] D3V: argue*

[08:47] !King_Amazon!: And 15 year olds really aren't "hot" IMO

[08:47] !King_Amazon!: not most of them anyway

[08:47] Thanatos: ^ that

[08:47] !King_Amazon!: I'd say around 17 is where it's at

[08:47] Thanatos: no... this chick... is banging

[08:47] !King_Amazon!: But I wouldn't go under 18

[08:47] D3V: i agree

[08:47] Thanatos: she's as tall as I am

[08:47] Thanatos: doesn't look 15

[08:48] !King_Amazon!: thing about 15 year olds

[08:48] D3V: my bros lil girlfriend just turned 16 and she looks nothing of it.

[08:48] !King_Amazon!: is angry fathers

[08:48] Thanatos: well yeah but it was at my apartment

[08:49] D3V: lol

[08:49] Thanatos: not like I'm hittin that at her house lol

[08:49] Thanatos: yo so get this

[08:49] Thanatos: my buddy went to jail like a month ago.. not too sure when he gets out, but his girlfriend has been ALL OVER my nuts since he's been in there

[08:50] D3V: hahaha..

[08:50] Thanatos: so I might have obliged and fucked her

[08:50] Thanatos: not good?

[08:50] D3V: how long they been dating

[08:50] D3V: not good for him.

[08:50] D3V: great for you, the ball is in your court.

[08:50] Thanatos: like a year and a half

[08:51] D3V: ouch

[08:51] D3V: that puts a twist in it

[08:51] Thanatos: she's all like well i was gonna break up with him before he went to jail!

[08:51] Thanatos: yeah... he's my mexican ex-roommate

[08:51] D3V: didnt he give you problems as your roomate?

[08:52] Thanatos: fo sho

[08:52] Thanatos: but that gives me no excuse to fuck his girl lol

[08:52] D3V: do it up

[08:52] !King_Amazon!: bros before hos

[08:52] D3V: is she hot?

[08:53] D3V: 1-10?

[08:53] Thanatos: butterface. her body is bangin but face is so-so

[08:53] Thanatos: i'd say 7

[08:53] Thanatos: i'd never date her.. just fuck her

[08:53] !King_Amazon!: Totally not worth it then

[08:53] Thanatos: yeah i know

[08:53] !King_Amazon!: Just go find some chick at a bar or something

[08:53] Thanatos: but im in too deep now

[08:54] D3V: if she's on your nuts, i'd just hit it and quit it.

[08:54] !King_Amazon!: That's punny

[08:54] D3V: fuck it, she's gonna go have sex with someone else then, and your mexican exroomate will be pissed no matter what at his girl.. thats just me tho

[08:55] Thanatos: and honestly I tried to say no like 50 times but she kept persisting sending me sexy text messages.. "im horny.. what u want to do about that?" and shit.. AHHH my drunken mind could only thing "pussy pussy pussy pussy"

[08:55] D3V: lol shes a hoe anyways who cares

[08:55] Thanatos: bah fuck it

[08:56] D3V: what is she like 18-19?

[08:56] Thanatos: yeah 18

[08:59] !King_Amazon!: She sounds like a slut

[09:00] !King_Amazon!: Wear a condom

[09:00] D3V: lol

[09:00] D3V: so I hear brett favre might go to minneSOTA

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[09:09] Crazyfaxmachine: oh really

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[09:11] D3V: yeah rly

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[09:14] Crazyfaxmachine: that's umm... interesting

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[09:20] D3V: so who are you

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[09:23] !King_Amazon!: YO MAMA

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[09:44] Sum Yung Guy: Chruser and Jess are on

[09:44] Sum Yung Guy: sic em!

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[09:45] Jessifer: Oh godz save meh!

[09:45] Jessifer: Hey! You're not on the list!

[09:46] Sum Yung Guy: The list?

[09:46] Jessifer: The "members online" list.

[09:46] Sum Yung Guy: I AM THE GOVERNMENT!

[09:46] Jessifer: Orly?

[09:47] Sum Yung Guy: yessum

[09:47] Jessifer: Hmm...

[09:48] Jessifer: So if I killed someone, could you cover it up for me?

[09:49] Sum Yung Guy: Are you asking me because you already did it?

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