Chatbox log - 2008-03-06 - Zelaron Gaming Forum

[09:25] D3V: I just got out of a training class, with a bunch of computer illeterate old people, man it's so hilairious I was finished with the lab about 10 minutes before anybody else and the assignment was so SOO simple.

[09:37] Thanatos: heh

[09:37] Thanatos: I had to show this lady how to send an e-mail the other day

[09:37] Thanatos: I was so proud.

[11:10] D3V: LOL

[12:20] HandOfHeaven: It's funny seeing old people agitated by technology when it's pretty easy to figure out

[12:41] Thanatos: yeah, it's pretty comical

[12:41] Thanatos: "What's a double click"

[12:41] Thanatos: are you fuckin kidding me?

[12:46] D3V: lol

[12:47] D3V: I can't wait for the baby boomers to start retiring.

[12:47] D3V: Finally, our country can take another few steps forward when these old gheezers get out of the way.

[12:48] talentedhamster: helo peoples

[12:49] Thanatos: sup

[12:49] talentedhamster: bored. you

[12:49] D3V: hey whassup

[12:49] Thanatos: just got back from lunch

[12:50] D3V: workin still :(

[12:50] Thanatos: back to work where I'm doing absolutely....... NOTHING

[12:50] Thanatos: I've done maybe 30 minutes of actual work today

[12:50] Thanatos: fuck shit piss

[12:50] D3V: so boring, isn't it?

[12:51] Thanatos: got that right

[12:51] Thanatos: I've done everything I can think of on the Internet

[12:51] Thanatos: and I still have 2 hours to kill

[12:51] D3V: lol,.

[12:51] D3V: same here, I got in a bit late so i'll be staying til atleast 5.

[12:51] D3V: just go through youtube and listen to music videos, it makes my day go by fater...

[12:51] D3V: faster*

[12:52] talentedhamster: i just got home =)

[12:52] Thanatos: from school?

[12:52] talentedhamster: yepp

[12:53] Thanatos: what grade are you in?

[12:54] talentedhamster: 12

[12:54] D3V: oh gangster, a senior

[12:54] D3V: you planned out your prank yet?

[12:54] talentedhamster: did my pranks last year

[12:55] talentedhamster: i mean they were ok

[12:55] Thanatos: my class was so ghetto we didn't even do a senior prank

[12:55] Thanatos: TAKE THAT, FRESHMAN

[12:55] D3V: oh dang, gotcha.

[12:55] talentedhamster: we didnt do it to freshman

[12:55] D3V: whaaa? me and two of my buddies pulled one of the greatest pranks ever in my opinion..

[12:55] talentedhamster: we did it to our retarded alcoholic english teacher

[12:55] D3V: i'd explain it, but it's gonna be long

[12:55] talentedhamster: what is it

[12:55] talentedhamster: please?

[12:55] Thanatos: explain

[12:56] Thanatos: DO IT NOW

[12:56] Grav: at my high school mice were released which were spraypainted with the school colors

[12:56] Grav: unfortunately many of them had died in the bag or whatever they were kept in, and so we had cannibalistic hungry mice running aroun

[12:56] Grav: there was flesh and blood in places

[12:57] Grav: they also got into and ate the graduation gowns

[12:57] talentedhamster: our school is normally covered in mice

[12:57] D3V: Okay basically, on a monday, we got some of that powdered ex-lax and made our ways into the kitchens at the school, and found out what was being served on Friday. Basically, we got it mixed into the shit in the cafeteria after school monday, and placed it in 3 out of the 4 "entrees" that we're being served. (We got into the back with some janitor keys). About 30-40 minutes before lunch we (I won't mention who) shut the water lines off outside of the gymasium (which runs right into the cafeteria'

[12:59] D3V: so, then kids where shitting their pants basically, filling up the bathrooms, and rushing russhing into each place they could find, and at the same time the janitors figured out the problems and turned the water back on, problem is after all this bathroom usage and water being called over the intercom that it was turned back on, the flushing all happened at the same time and caused a huge clog in the drainage system and they had to cancel school around 12:30ish 2 hours before scheduled because

[12:59] D3V: it was unsanitory to be there afterwards, it was tight :)

[12:59] Thanatos: that's a lawsuit waiting to happen

[13:00] D3V: yeah but I was 17 at the time, so I don't care, they couldn't even now charge me with anything, let alone being an adult.

[13:01] Thanatos: good prank though

[13:01] talentedhamster: did they catch you

[13:01] HandOfHeaven: That laxative stuff could cause severe rectal bleeding

[13:01] D3V: no way. They had no clue what the fuck was going on, they thought it was a legitimate water problem, and the food could've just been a bad batch, considering it was all using the same meat.

[13:02] D3V: it smelled fucking horrible afterwards from the flooding out of the bathrooms, so awesome.

[13:02] HandOfHeaven: Did that attract any rodents?

[13:03] D3V: No clue, after we figured out the plan had worked and went through we basically stayed as far away as we could from everyone else and stayed completely oblivious.

[13:04] HandOfHeaven: Good prank

[13:05] D3V: yeh it was all over the local news lol.

[13:06] talentedhamster: ive done a few little ones

[13:06] Thanatos: my freshman year, the seniors used thread to tie our lockers together.

[13:06] talentedhamster: but i need like a really good one

[13:06] Thanatos: upon seeing the thread, we just ripped it and went on with our day

[13:06] Thanatos: idiot seniors

[13:06] HandOfHeaven: Ha

[13:06] D3V: I thought about calling that MTV show and letting them do a story on it but decided against it concerning that there could be legal consequences that could fall from it.

[13:06] talentedhamster: no pranks have been dont at my school for a while

[13:07] D3V: you could always get to your school around 4:30 in the morning, get inside and use epoxy to fill in all the teachers key holes

[13:07] talentedhamster: unless you count stabbings. in that case there have been 2 in my high school career...

[13:07] HandOfHeaven: Speaking of that show, I remember seeing on the news abnout the fake watermain break at Coronado HS in Colorado Springs, CO

[13:07] D3V: that way if they cant get into their classroom you can't hvae class.

[13:07] D3V: though, damaging school property like that is dangerous.

[13:07] talentedhamster: HAH i know

[13:08] talentedhamster: my friend is a HARDCORE peta person

[13:08] talentedhamster: on her birthday we convered her locker in peta stickers

[13:08] D3V: hah.

[13:08] talentedhamster: and almost got arrested for damaging school property

[13:08] D3V: lol..

[13:08] talentedhamster: but we took em all down which took about an hour

[13:08] D3V: that's stupid, i'd tell them just to use goofoff.

[13:08] talentedhamster: i know thats what i said

[13:09] D3V: bleh, school administrators

[13:09] Thanatos: I've been out of highschool since '05.. holy hell

[13:09] talentedhamster: yea they suck

[13:09] Thanatos: I should almost be graduated from college by now

[13:09] D3V: I got suspended for a week for refusing to take the FCAT *florida appitude test* that the school drones you towards so that when you do good they make a profit off of you.

[13:09] HandOfHeaven: High school has too many hoops to jump through

[13:09] talentedhamster: they were like"this is a serious situation"

[13:09] talentedhamster: and we're laughing the whole time

[13:10] talentedhamster: i have a problem with that

[13:10] Thanatos: I liked how wearing something that's against the dress code is a "distraction to learning"

[13:10] Thanatos: GTFO

[13:10] D3V: Yeah, I should be graduated by now too, considering I graduated high school when I way 17 :-\

[13:10] Thanatos: "Oh you have a hat on? I'm sorry. People aren't going to learn today because of your hat. Please take it off."

[13:11] talentedhamster: yea right

[13:11] HandOfHeaven: Try going to a private high school. You can't sleep in class, eat in class, wear anything derogatory, and all sorts of bullshit

[13:11] Thanatos: no thx

[13:11] HandOfHeaven: We almost had school uniforms

[13:11] Thanatos: I slept through 4 years of highschool

[13:11] Thanatos: and got straight A's

[13:11] Thanatos: highschool is incredibly easy

[13:12] HandOfHeaven: It was a good education, but the should cut out all of that stupid shit.

[13:12] D3V: dude that sucks. Like, besides what you guys may think I was actually an excellent student through my entire school career, being in the national honors society all throughout high school, .. and just didn't give a fuck at the time, ... I wish I could go back.

[13:12] Thanatos: i swear to god katie...

[13:12] Thanatos: if you call me crankypants one more time

[13:12] D3V: yeah high school is incredibally easy, I wish I could go back and rethink some of my old situations I seriosuly screwed up..

[13:12] HandOfHeaven: NHS = Slave Labor for my school

[13:13] D3V: Yes, NHS was very hard, we had a lot of shit that didn't even have anything to do with school to do after school, on weekends and for fundraisers and shit.

[13:13] D3V: I never understood half of the reasons why..

[13:13] HandOfHeaven: I'd think it's a substance abuse preventative

[13:13] HandOfHeaven: They want control

[13:14] D3V: yes, they do.

[13:14] D3V: what fucked me over my senior year was failing spanish. Yes, I seriously failed spanish in 11th grade, they let me remain in NHS for my senior year, but I had to makeup a credit in 12th grade.. and it was around the same time I thought pot was a cool thing.

[13:14] HandOfHeaven: I wish I had a high school level class at 3. Professional Selling exam

[13:14] D3V: I think that's why I really have such an angst against marijuana

[13:15] Thanatos: why?

[13:15] HandOfHeaven: I am almost fluent in German and I was stoned the entire time...do you not learn well when high?

[13:16] D3V: When i'm high I space out even more-so and focus extremely less, become very very lazy.

[13:16] D3V: Why? because I was doing it at the same time when my schooling started to drop a bit, and I eventually just gave up with spanish 1.

[13:16] talentedhamster: hah i took my spanish regents as a freshman

[13:17] talentedhamster: got that crap over with

[13:17] HandOfHeaven: Taking spanish right now...

[13:17] HandOfHeaven: Either that or indigenous studies.

[13:17] D3V: damn.

[13:18] HandOfHeaven: What I'm confused about is why there are so many international students in my class. Generally you need a good grasp of English to learn another language in the US

[13:18] Thanatos: Took 3 years of spanish in HS and I really don't remember a thing

[13:19] D3V: yeah, I remember one line from spanish ..

[13:19] D3V: "mi lapiz es muy grande"

[13:19] HandOfHeaven: Damn. But learning spanish probably didn't benefit you that much at the time

[13:19] D3V: It's what I'd write on the board every single fuckign time I got called to the front of the class.

[13:20] Thanatos: Isn't lapiz pencil?

[13:20] HandOfHeaven: Nice

[13:20] Thanatos: pretty sure it is

[13:20] talentedhamster: next week we have friggin foriegn exchange students comign in

[13:20] talentedhamster: 20 of them

[13:20] D3V: yes, My pencil is very big.

[13:20] D3V: lol, and every would get a kick out of it while I'd get a 0 for using the same phrase as the previous week.

[13:21] HandOfHeaven: Where from?

[13:21] talentedhamster: germany

[13:21] D3V: oh wow, that's a lot.

[13:21] Thanatos: are you Jewish?

[13:21] Thanatos: watch out

[13:22] HandOfHeaven: They are going to be drinking so much

[13:22] D3V: ever seen Beer Fest? or whatever it's called.

[13:23] HandOfHeaven: All I ever see around here are Nepalize and Asian

[13:23] HandOfHeaven: Ha, Beerfest

[13:23] talentedhamster: idk its gonna be wierd

[13:23] D3V: great movie, though I don't remember much of the first time I seen it at the drive in, haha me and my girl we're fooling around ..

[13:24] D3V: I wouldn't worry about it, just try and be cool with em, you might actually like some of 'em

[13:24] Thanatos: beerfest is a pretty funny movie

[13:24] HandOfHeaven: At least they won't be reclusive, like koreans

[13:25] HandOfHeaven: Just don't ask them about WWII...

[13:26] Thanatos: koreans are the most anti-social people..

[13:26] D3V: really? maybe full blooded koreans.

[13:26] D3V: my brothers new girlfriend is half korean and she's loud and obnoxious as fuck, hot though.

[13:27] Thanatos: heh

[13:28] D3V: damn, another hour 'n 1/2

[13:29] HandOfHeaven: yeah, half hour till that exam. I studied a bit, but it's a 300 level marketing class

[13:30] D3V: hell yeh

[13:31] HandOfHeaven: D3V, do you work 8 to 4 or 9 to 5?

[13:31] D3V: it's flexed to when I show up basically.

[13:31] D3V: Usually i'm here from 8-4:30ish.

[13:32] D3V: But I didn't get in til 9 this morning, so i'm gonna be hanging around 'til atleast 5.

[13:32] HandOfHeaven: Nice nice

[13:33] HandOfHeaven: Can you work overtime?

[13:34] D3V: Yes.

[13:34] D3V: Which is awesome, as long as I ask beforehand they're cool with it. My maangers here are sweet, they realize how much work I already do here compared to some of the other people so they are lax about what I want.

[13:35] Thanatos: plus the blowjobs in the backroom help, right?

[13:35] D3V: all 3 of my immediate managers are females.

[13:36] HandOfHeaven: Haha nice

[13:36] D3V: so, yes.

[13:36] D3V: LOL

[13:36] Thanatos: hahaha

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