If I were your older brother, the only reason why I wouldn't look you in the eye is because they'd be swelled shut.

But I looooove yoooou~! You're like my angry older brother who never looks me in the eye!

Because I said, now fuck off.

And why the FUCK not!?

Don't *wink* at me, faggot.

*wink wink*

Lmao!

She can wait in my pokeball..

Mudkip boobs?

Yes !