Penguin
2002-03-07, 04:07 PM
Yes Lobsters... The oceans gift to humans for there gift of pollution to the sea.
Let me start off by saying No, Lobsters arnt fish or crustactians. They are Hard-Shell animals that are in the same category as Crabs. Also there has been an ancient curse on the lobster since ancient times because the lobsters used to invade citys and pinch people, back then there was a lobster who pinched a king of a country so the king cursed the lobster, giving the lobster 2 pinchers instead of 12, which it had many years ago...
Now we must now give you a short quiz on lobsters to see how you measure u with your Lobster Knowledge.
1. Lobsters have ____ pinchers
1) 2
2) 12
3) cheesy
4) A lobster has more pinchers then I do
2. If I had a lobster i would name it
1) Lobster
2) Mr.Pinchy
3) Id name it after my mother of course
4) FuXXor
3. When cooking lobsters i tend to kill it by
1) throwing it in a Boiling pot of hot water, killing it instantly
2) throwing it in cold water and gradully heating it up so i can
laugh at it
3) Step on it and lick my shoe
4) Force it to eat another lobster, making it fatter and then freeze
it
4. If you caught a lobster in your bath tub you would..
1) Panic and run out of the house nakid screaming a lobster has
crawled up my drain, putting everyone into panic.
2) Pet him and pull his long..... antenna(s)!
3) Use him as a SPONGE
4) OooOoH *blushes*
5. Your mother calls you to the kitchen and you find her being
attacked by an angry horde of angry lobsters that escaped
from the fridge when she opened it to get some more SPAM
(Her 12th serving in that 30 minute period). What do you do?
1) Let them duel it out, the fat girl needs to lose some weight
somehow
2) Run out the door screaming and go live with a relative till the
heats off
3) Push the fat girl over, forcing her to crush the horde
4) Laugh at the incident and go watch old Johnny Carson re-
runs
Now, this test is pretty tough... There are no right or wrong answers! IT all depends on how much of a pansy/bitch/etc you are...
What did YOU score!
I scored... (( 4, 1, 4, 1, 4 )))
Let me start off by saying No, Lobsters arnt fish or crustactians. They are Hard-Shell animals that are in the same category as Crabs. Also there has been an ancient curse on the lobster since ancient times because the lobsters used to invade citys and pinch people, back then there was a lobster who pinched a king of a country so the king cursed the lobster, giving the lobster 2 pinchers instead of 12, which it had many years ago...
Now we must now give you a short quiz on lobsters to see how you measure u with your Lobster Knowledge.
1. Lobsters have ____ pinchers
1) 2
2) 12
3) cheesy
4) A lobster has more pinchers then I do
2. If I had a lobster i would name it
1) Lobster
2) Mr.Pinchy
3) Id name it after my mother of course
4) FuXXor
3. When cooking lobsters i tend to kill it by
1) throwing it in a Boiling pot of hot water, killing it instantly
2) throwing it in cold water and gradully heating it up so i can
laugh at it
3) Step on it and lick my shoe
4) Force it to eat another lobster, making it fatter and then freeze
it
4. If you caught a lobster in your bath tub you would..
1) Panic and run out of the house nakid screaming a lobster has
crawled up my drain, putting everyone into panic.
2) Pet him and pull his long..... antenna(s)!
3) Use him as a SPONGE
4) OooOoH *blushes*
5. Your mother calls you to the kitchen and you find her being
attacked by an angry horde of angry lobsters that escaped
from the fridge when she opened it to get some more SPAM
(Her 12th serving in that 30 minute period). What do you do?
1) Let them duel it out, the fat girl needs to lose some weight
somehow
2) Run out the door screaming and go live with a relative till the
heats off
3) Push the fat girl over, forcing her to crush the horde
4) Laugh at the incident and go watch old Johnny Carson re-
runs
Now, this test is pretty tough... There are no right or wrong answers! IT all depends on how much of a pansy/bitch/etc you are...
What did YOU score!
I scored... (( 4, 1, 4, 1, 4 )))