One/Two/Three Word Story Thread!

[Bezier]

**IMPORTANT**

Here's how it works:

You can post a max of 3 words per post. They must make sense. Try not to spam (i.e. 'lol'). No double-posting/triple posting. When the thread finally dies out, one of us (probably me), will put it into one post (or a paragraph(s)).

Let's see how far we can get. :)

I'll start it off:

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One day,

[Grav]

http://www.ratpacksquad.com/DeltaForce/sigpics/forum/ohman.jpg

[Mr.Lee]

a nigga

[Adrenachrome]

came up to

[Mr.Lee]

hustler

[Adrenachrome]

magazine,and applied

[Mr.Lee]

that

[Adrenachrome]

the manager

[Mr.Lee]

is being

[Bezier]

very

[BlueCube]

sucky at his

(I must refresh more often..)

[Adrenachrome]

h4x0r skillz ,plus!

[slaynish]

his ass is

[Mr.Lee]

looks like

[slaynish]

a fat chick

[Mr.Lee]

. Anyway the nigga

[slaynish]

found a dollar

[BlueCube]

lying

[Adrenachrome]

in a pile,

[BlueCube]

of really bad

[Adrenachrome]

grapes

[Chruser]

when he jumped

[Doofus_AW]

on the counter

[Bezier]

and grabbed

[BlueCube]

the grapes

[Thanatos]

he licked

[slaynish]

his ass

[Mr.Lee]

. With the dollar

[Adrenachrome]

slapped his sister

[slaynish]

for giving him

[!King_Amazon!]

STD's

[slaynish]

. Also the nigga

[SeXyLoBsTeR]

had a

[magicsofa]

big blue couch

[Strider Fury]

errr... umm... what to do here....

anyways.

which he often

[Adrenachrome]

Originally posted by shaoman
would someone please tell me how to get the pindlebot program?? or maybe you can send me one?? this is my email address [email protected]

thank you
PS: i would be very appreciate if you send me one or help me.

wtf? someone delete this

back on topic:

made his girlfriend..

[slaynish]

do nasty things :sex:

[Adrenachrome]

then his mom...

[BlueCube]

found out about

[Adrenachrome]

what those stains..

[Strider Fury]

so he licked

[Adrenachrome]

the pants

[StonedVegeta]

clean to find

[slaynish]

nothing but fluids

[Adrenachrome]

then his slut...

[Strider Fury]

came and sucked

[Adrenachrome]

the orange juice

[SeXyLoBsTeR]

off his

[Strider Fury]

dirty dirty dirty

[Doofus_AW]

Elmo Doll

[Thanatos]

pet yak.

[Doofus_AW]

:cls: About half the people participating understand this concept lol.

[slaynish]

dude, you idiot, (no affence) but say 3 things not close this shit, just say sumtin funny/serous


So Da Nigga

[Strider Fury]

named Krewzer, decided

[Thanatos]

to visit

[Strider Fury]

da whorehouse down

[Thanatos]

on Fifth avenue.

[Strider Fury]

to visit his

[slaynish]

grandma and fu*k

[Strider Fury]

...his crackwhore. Krewzer

[Thanatos]

needs to buy

[Strider Fury]

more coke, but

[Thanatos]

can't find his

[Strider Fury]

Pimpmobile. so

[Thanatos]

Krewzer decides to

[Strider Fury]

drop a visit

[Thanatos]

to his

[Strider Fury]

moms house to

[Thanatos]

beg her

[slaynish]

for some cash

[Thanatos]

. He succeeds, but

[slaynish]

gets 3$ only

[Thanatos]

. "$3?" he says

[Strider Fury]

. "Scew this!" Krewzer

[Thanatos]

gets very mad

[Strider Fury]

n'stole his poor'o

[slaynish]

grandma's money

[Strider Fury]

back at the

[Adrenachrome]

bitch

[Thanatos]

's house.

[Adrenachrome]

he preceeds to light,,

[Thanatos]

up his favorite

[Adrenachrome]

Blunt the Optimo,,

[slaynish]

. Then the nigga

[Thanatos]

realized how racist

[slaynish]

that jizmo is

[Adrenachrome]

when it comes to..

[Thanatos]

nothing.

[Adrenachrome]

And how much of a fool...

[Thanatos]

slaynish accomplishes to portray

[Adrenachrome]

himself as being...

[Thanatos]

well, a fool.

[Adrenachrome]

who does nothing but..

[Thanatos]

tpye wronge

[slaynish]

and kick jizmo's ass(i dont hate you lol but u said racist and i thought you were talking about me)

[SeXyLoBsTeR]

with a

[slaynish]

lobster

[Thanatos]

Originally posted by slaynish
(i dont hate you lol but u said racist and i thought you were talking about me)

I was talking about you.

story: tail.

[slaynish]

and then

[Adrenachrome]

some mod closed this thread.....

[Thanatos]

because

[Strider Fury]

you found a

[Adrenachrome]

statement that was......

[Strider Fury]

a pic of

[Doofus_AW]

GOOD GOD :cls:

[Titusfied]

Doofus_AW sticking his

[Adrenachrome]

cls sign up.....

[Titusfied]

his ass so

[StonedVegeta]

he could

[Doofus_AW]

pry out Titusfied

[Titusfied]

, who'll kill him.

[Doofus_AW]

in his dreams

[Titusfied]

, while sleepwalking.

[Thanatos]

Doofus realized

[Doofus_AW]

he was gangbanged...

[Thanatos]

by males that

[StonedVegeta]

were quite large

[Doofus_AW]

in their minds

[Titusfied]

and their peckers

[EX-Mania]

smelled exactly like

[Titusfied]

Doofus' mom.


Yay, we completed the sentence, now put it together for us OP.

["CRØNîC-KîLLå"]

and so did their

["CRØNîC-KîLLå"]

COME ON GUYS!

[Strider Fury]

screamed the lilweird

[Adrenachrome]

One day a nigga came up to hustler magazine and applied that the manager
is being very sucky at his h4x0r skillz, plus his ass is looks like a fat
chick..... Anyway the nigga found a dollar lying in a pile of really bad
grapes when he jumped on the counter and grabbed the grapes. he licked
his ass with the dollar. Slapped his sister for giving him STD's. ALso
The nigga had a blue couch which he often made his girlfriend do nasty
things. Then his mom found out about what those stains... So he licked
the pants clean to find nothing but fluids, then his slut came and sucked
the orange juice off his dirty dirty dirty elmo doll....pet yak....

So da nigga named Krewzer, decided to visit da whorehouse down on fifth
avenue to visit his grandma and fu*k his crack whore. Krewzer needs to
buy more coke, but cant find his pimpmobile. So Krewzer decides
to drop a visit to his moms house to beg her for some cash. he succeeds,
but gets 3$ only. "3$?" he says "Scew this!" krewzer gets very mad n'stole
his poor'o grandma's money back at the bitch's house he proceeds to light,
up his favorite blunt the Optimo, Then the nigga realized how racist that
jizmo is when it comes to nothing. And how much of a fool slaynish
accomplishes to play himself as being.. well, a fool who does nothign but
tpye wronge, and kick jizmo's ass with a lobster tail, and then some mod
closed this thread because you found a statement that was a pic of
Doofus_AW sticking his cls sign up his ass to pry out Titusfied, who'll
kill him. In his dreams, while sleepwalking Doofus realized he was
gangbanged by males that were quite large in their minds and their peckers
smelled exactly like Doofus' mom..................

My favorite part:

you found a statement that was a pic of
Doofus_AW sticking his cls sign up his ass to pry out Titusfied

[Doofus_AW]

fucking animals.....

[Mr.Lee]

. Later on

[Titusfied]

while Doofus_AW was

[Doofus_AW]

lubricating his monkey...

[Titusfied]

his mom walked

[Doofus_AW]

off a cliff

[Strider Fury]

and fell 1000000000000000000000000000000000miles

["CRØNîC-KîLLå"]

into a garbage dump

[EX-Mania]

without floors or walls

["CRØNîC-KîLLå"]

and smelt like shit

[Wiccan][V][asta]

http://www.webspawner.com/users/gdfhgrth3567254/at%2dthis%2dpoint.gif

[Thanatos]

. He got out of

[Strider Fury]

Originally posted by Wiccan][V][asta
http://www.webspawner.com/users/gdfhgrth3567254/at%2dthis%2dpoint.gif

murahhahah that pic is mad awsome.

[slaynish]

The pimpmobiel that he hi-jacked from chruser...

[Titusfied]

and tied him



-Slaynish, only 1, 2, or 3 words!!-

[slaynish]

Originally posted by "CRØNîC-KîLLå"
and so did their .....lol


to the pole

[Titusfied]

next to the

[DaFrigginDoctah]

country Holland, he

[Doofus_AW]

was suddenly confused

[Thanatos]

and threw feces

[Doofus_AW]

in the air

[DaFrigginDoctah]

, then attempted

["CRØNîC-KîLLå"]

to stick his

[Thanatos]

finger in

[Chruser]

to lose it

[BlueCube]

somehow

[Thanatos]

. The guy then

[BlueCube]

looked around for

[Randuin]

gay things and

[Thanatos]

the magical gerbil

[BlueCube]

of extreme power

[Thanatos]

who could turn

[BlueCube]

anything and anyone

[Thanatos]

into flying

[BlueCube]

toasters. Unfortunately, it

[Thanatos]

doesn't make toast....

[Randuin]

and big enormous...

[Titusfied]

Unfortunately, it doesn't make toast and big enormous..!!!!!!!! WTF is that? "and big enormous"!!!!!

Come on now, lets get something that would work a little better than that one....



bread crumbs that...

[Doofus_AW]

tasted like chicken.

[Titusfied]

But rather, it

[Doofus_AW]

tasted like pork

[Titusfied]

with a hint of

[Doofus_AW]

cajun seasoning

["CRØNîC-KîLLå"]

so i thought...

[BlueCube]

"I'll sell it!"

[Doofus_AW]

for one hundred...

[BlueCube]

and fifty three

[Doofus_AW]

thousand

[NOT-KR]

Rubbles, and then

[BlueCube]

Canadian Dollars, which

[Rurouni Storm]

are worthless.

["CRØNîC-KîLLå"]

and smell

[Doofus_AW]

like hockey pucks

[Titusfied]

that were stuck

[Doofus_AW]

on a bumpy

[Titusfied]

part of Doofus_AW's

[NOT-KR]

Genital herpes

[Jamesadin]

. It wasnt a

[Doofus_AW]

pretty sight. o_O

[Titusfied]

when his sister

[Strider Fury]

took three men's

[Thanatos]

toe fungus

[Strider Fury]

, sniffed them, and

[Doofus_AW]

exclaimed, WOW thats

[Thanatos]

really

[BlueCube]

fungus-y

[Titusfied]

, maybe I'll eat

[Xenn]

chinese food tonight!

[Titusfied]

Maybe Doofus's fat

[Doofus_AW]

mostorous penis

[Titusfied]

will fall off

[Doofus_AW]

but maybe not

[Titusfied]

in his moms mouth.

[Doofus_AW]

but it didnt

[Xenn]

when she deepthroated

[Thanatos]

the confused guy.

[Titusfied]

's balls next to

[Thanatos]

titusfied's gay mind.

[Mr.Lee]

And this thread is GAY.

----------------------

Then ,

[Randuin]

that is more

[BlueCube]

very odd

[Titusfied]

painful jizmo slayings

[Doofus_AW]

Suddenly an Elephant,

[BlueCube]

that was pink,

[Thanatos]

stomped on the


man, none of these sentences make any sense at all

[Titusfied]

purple nipple of



i know, thats why its great!!

[Thanatos]

the flying donkey

[Titusfied]

that Adrena toked out

[Strider Fury]

from the zoo.

[Titusfied]

Man, Adrena really

[Strider Fury]

skinny and handsome

[Titusfied]

. Could Strider Fury be

[Thanatos]

an illiterate sack of

[Xenn]

incredible mathematical theories?

[Thanatos]

I doubt it.

[Strider Fury]

not.

[Titusfied]

But oh so

[EX-Mania]

oh so very

[Strider Fury]

brilliant & strikingly handsome?

[Titusfied]

"Muwahahahaha" says the

[Doofus_AW]

angry young man

[Strider Fury]

'you're aboslutey right!'

[BlueCube]

One day, a nigga came up to hustler magazine,and applied that the manager is being very sucky at his h4x0r skillz, plus his ass looks like a fat chick.

Anyway the nigga found a dollar lying in a pile of really bad grapes. When he jumped on the counter and grabbed the grapes, he licked his ass.

With the dollar he slapped his sister for giving him STD's.

Also the nigga had a big blue couch which he often made his girlfriend do nasty things on. Then his mom found out about what those stains were, so he licked the pants clean to find nothing but fluids. Then his slut came and sucked the orange juice off his dirty dirty dirty Elmo Doll and pet yak.

So Da Nigga, named Krewzer, decided to visit da whorehouse down on Fifth avenue to visit his grandma and fu*k his crackwhore.

Krewzer needed to buy more coke, but can't find his Pimpmobile.

So Krewzer decides to drop a visit to his mom's house to beg her for some cash.

He succeeds, but gets $3 only. "$3?" he says. "Screw this!"

Krewzer gets very mad n'stole his poor'o grandma's money back at the bitch's house.

He preceeds to light up his favorite Blunt the Optimo.

Then the nigga realized how racist that jizmo is, when it comes to nothing.

And also how much of a fool slaynish is when he accomplishes to portray himself as being well, a fool. A fool who does nothing but tpye wronge and kick jizmo's ass with a lobster tail.

And then some mod closed this thread because you found a statement that was a pic of Doofus_AW sticking his cls sign up his ass so he could pry out Titusfied, who'll kill him, in his dreams, while sleepwalking.

Doofus realized he was gangbanged by males that were quite large in their minds, and their peckers smelled exactly like Doofus' mom.

And so did their fucking animals.

Later on, while Doofus_AW was lubricating his monkey, his mom walked off a cliff and fell 1000000000000000000000000000000000 miles into a garbage dump without floors or walls and that smelt like shit.

He got out of the pimpmobile that he hi-jacked from Krewzer and tied him to the pole next to the country Holland. He was suddenly confused and threw feces in the air, then attempted to stick his finger in to lose it somehow.

The guy then looked around for gay things and the magical gerbil of extreme power who could turn anything and anyone into flying toasters.

Unfortunately, it doesn't make toast, just bread crumbs that tasted like chicken.

But rather, it tasted like pork with a hint of cajun seasoning so i thought "I'll sell it!" for one hundred and fifty three thousand Rubbles, and then convert it to Canadian Dollars, which are worthless and smell like hockey pucks that were stuck on a bumpy part of Doofus_AW's Genital herpes.

It wasnt a pretty sight when his sister took three men's toe fungus, sniffed them, and exclaimed, "WOW thats really fungus-y, maybe I'll eat chinese food tonight!"

Maybe Doofus's fat mostorous penis will fall off (but maybe not) in his moms mouth (but it didnt) when she deepthroated the confused guy's balls next to titusfied's gay mind.

Then, there were some more very odd painful jizmo slayings.

Suddenly an elephant, that was pink, stomped on the purple nipple of the flying donkey that Adrena toked out from the zoo.

Man, Adrena is really skinny and handsome.

Could Strider Fury be an illiterate sack of incredible mathematical theories?

I doubt it not.

But how about oh so oh so very brilliant & strikingly handsome? "Muwahahahaha" says the angry young man, "you're aboslutely right!"

[Titusfied]

"I have Herpes!"