Favorite Movie Quotes

[Boomerang]

Just post your favorite movie quotes here. I will start with a movie that no one should ever have to see.

Robot Ninjas-"I am hero-man. I have no powers, but I am known as a hero."-Hero-Man

[Doofus_AW]

Braveheart - "The almighty says he can get me outta this, but he's pretty sure you're fucked" - Stephen the Irishman

[Jamesadin]

"Your pimping your own child?!?"

[quikspy67]

Would you like a glass of shut the fuck up

[Jamesadin]

I told you that, and it is...

"how about a cup of shut the fuck up"

[Doofus_AW]

Ahem..... Is that a movie quote??



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[Raziel]

From Cannibal: The Musical!

Miller: (cuts into a corpse's ass to feed himself and his starving friends)

Humphrey: Dude, you're cutting into his butt!

Miller: Then what the hell kind of piece do you want?!

Humphrey: Well, not butt!

[mightychicken]

"Switch to emergency power, before he gets us again!" - The first power rangers movie

[Jamesadin]

HAHA! I rememeber that, when I was small that was my favorate show.

[Adrenachrome]

Originally posted by Jamesadin
when I was small :O) :O)

"Now I know you don't smoke weed,, I know This, but I'm gonna get you high today, It's friday, you aint got no job, and you aint got shit to do!" Smokey from Friday

[Boomerang]

"Are you saying a 5 ounce bird can carry a 1lb coconut"

"He could grip it by the husk"

"With what his dorsel feathers."

"He could use a vine if two birds carried it."

"Well, if two birds carried it then yes, but a swallow."

"What about an African swallow."

"An african swallow maybe, but not a european swallow."

-Two Bird Guys from Monty Python and the Search for The Holy Grail

that should be pretty right. i think.

[Adrenachrome]

close enough lol

[Jamesadin]

"Help, Im being opressed!" -MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL

[Adrenachrome]

Redman-"oh ohh oh mah weed! FUCK FUCK BITCH FUCK.. FUCK"....Methodman-"what? no cigar... noooo!"
Methodman-"got blunt?"
Redman-"got weed?

Redman-Methodman

from How High

[Boomerang]

"She turned me into a newt."

"A newt?"

"Well...I got better."

Monty Python And the Holy Grail

[Jamesadin]

"Is there anything that doesnt have spam in it on the menu?"
"Well....there is spam spam spam spam eggs and spam"
"I DONT LIKE SPAM!"
"Well there isnt much spam in it"
(Vikings at another table start chanting "spam spam spam spam spam spam")-MONTY PYTHON

[Boomerang]

Good Job. You recieve one cookie.

"Come back here and I'll bit your kneecaps off." -Black Knight Monty Python And the Holy Grail

[User Name # 1]

"And now let's talk about something completly different; #3 : the Larch"
MP-the flying circus.

[Jamesadin]

"And now it is time for the swimming competition for those who cant swim.*Everyone jumps in*We will pick out the carcasses in abuot 15 minutes" -MONTY PYTHON

[Medieval Bob]

Originally posted by 245029
"Are you saying a 5 ounce bird can carry a 1lb coconut"...


In case anyone was wondering, the script reads as follows:

ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our
land?
SOLDIER #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR: Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk!
SOLDIER #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
SOLDIER #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
ARTHUR: Please!
SOLDIER #1: Am I right?
ARTHUR: I'm not interested!
SOLDIER #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
SOLDIER #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
SOLDIER #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
SOLDIER #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
SOLDIER #2: Oh, yeah.
SOLDIER #1: So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
[clop clop clop]
SOLDIER #2: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
SOLDIER #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
SOLDIER #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
SOLDIER #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
SOLDIER #2: Well, why not?

[Grav]

Please remove your sig.

[Raziel]

NO MORE MONTY PYTHON!!!!

[Adrenachrome]

Derek-"you look like a little gay urkel!"

kid-"i aint no gay urkel"

Derek-"whateva little GAY URKEL"

[Jamesadin]

Originally posted by GravitonSurge
Please remove your sig.

That sig is very 1337. The second best sig is yours grav. OMG DEUS EX!!!!!!!!!

[Lady Ice]

anything from "Clerks"

haven't seen it, go rent it or have someone 18 rent it for you, as it is R rated.

also anything else by Kevin Smith

[Boomerang]

Yeah. Clerks. HA! That movie was great. And yes, lets get off of the Monty Python. Lets see here.....oh yeah.

"Why porn n chicken?'

Because chicken is good, and porn is video of people having sex with each other."-Porn N' Chicken

very funny movie.

[Raziel]

Originally posted by Adrenachrome
Derek-"you look like a little gay urkel!"

kid-"i aint no gay urkel"

Derek-"whateva little GAY URKEL"

That movie fucking rules!!

"You motherfuckers!! Starting the 'Kill Whitey' meeting without me?!"

[Lady Ice]

"I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am"

Clerks rules!

[JiN-RaiDeN]

Dante Hicks: I thought I told you not to be dealing in front of the store.
Jay: I ain't dealin', man, what you talkin' about?
Customer: Hey, man, you got anything?
Jay: Yeah, man, what you want?
-Clerks

[JiN-RaiDeN]

Customer: What do you mean there's no ice! I have to drink this coffee hot?
-Clerks

Randal Graves: People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."
-Clerks

[Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter.]
Woman with daughter: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?
Woman with daughter: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?
Woman with daughter: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Daughter: Happy Scrappy...
Woman with Daughter: She loves it.
Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?
-Clerks

[Lady Ice]

bwhahahhahahhhahahaha

Happy Scrappy Hero Pup!!

bwhahahahahhahaaa

Olaf - My love for you is like a truck berserker
Would you like some making fuck berserker

Girl - did he just say making fuck?

[Boomerang]

That was one of the funniest thing in the entire movie. Oh Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. Why?

[Adrenachrome]

Originally posted by Raziel


That movie fucking rules!!

"You motherfuckers!! Starting the 'Kill Whitey' meeting without me?!"

ahahah OMG someone else in the world has seen it!


"jada or the girls from tlc?"

"mother fucker are you the devil!?"

[Raziel]

"Derek, come here. Give me a hug. I just want to bond."

[Adrenachrome]

"your sick man ssssseriously ssssick man!"

"sssstop talkin like me"

[Raziel]

God, that whole scene in the pawn shop basement was one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever watched.

[Adrenachrome]

lol agreed

[Lady Ice]

What movie is this?!

[Adrenachrome]

The Breaks

its a corny movie about
a White boy raised by a black family in the ghetto

its hella funny

being an older person Lady i dont think yyou would think its too funny
but who knows

[Raziel]

It's hysterical. The main reason I kept watching it when I caught it on Starz a few months back is because the main character was the dude from Nick Freno: Licensed Teacher!

[Adrenachrome]

ive seen him on comic view and a few other places

remember the part in the corner store with jamal?

when jamal and them get all shot up

[Lady Ice]

Originally posted by Adrenachrome
The Breaks

its a corny movie about
a White boy raised by a black family in the ghetto

its hella funny

being an older person Lady i dont think yyou would think its too funny
but who knows

being an older person?! being an older person?! I'm no such thing until I'm 30!!!

:O(

I'll have you know I have a terribly immature sense of humor! :p Is it the same kind of humor as in "Friday"? (and if you all haven't seen Friday, they you SUCK!)

[Adrenachrome]

yes its not too much different than friday rent it some time

The Breaks

[Lady Ice]

cool - then I would like it. Friday was fucking hilarious. Next Friday wasn't too shabby either!

[Raziel]

I liked The Breaks better than Friday. But, that's just me.

[Adrenachrome]

i think theyre both classics

[Raziel]

Anyway...

...more funny movie quotes!

From Donnie Darko

Principal: So, Donnie let's go over this one more time. What exactly did you say to Mrs. Farmer?

Mrs. Farmer: I'll tell you what he said! He told me to forcibly insert the Lifeline Exercise card into my anus!

[Adrenachrome]

lol

Ezell:''Wassup Smokey!?!''

Smokey:''Ezell get the hell on!!"

Ezell:Smokey you know i aint the smartest man in the world but from here it looks like your takin a shit"

Smokey:"You better not say anything mann, get yo ass outta here"

Ezell:"Hey Smokey back here takkin a shit!!!!!!!"

Smokey:''EZELL!''

Ezell:''Well i aint gonna tell anyone else."

[Lady Ice]

bwhahahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaa

[Hades-Knight]

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"English Mother Fucker, Do you speak it?" - Pulp Fiction

[Adrenachrome]

"You know what they call a Big-Mac in Europe?"
"no what"
"A Royale With CHeese"

i thought that was funny..

[Boomerang]

I think I may be the only one aruond here that hasn't seen Pulp Fiction. Don't hate Me.

[StonedVegeta]

How could you not have seen that movie. It has the best movie violence ever.

[JiN-RaiDeN]

Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: How many?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.
-Pulp Fiction

[JiN-RaiDeN]

Jimmie: Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?
Jules: Jimmie...
Jimmie: Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead nigger storage"?
Jules: Naw man, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!
-Pulp Fiction

Vincent: I've got a threshold, Jules, I've got a threshold for the abuse that I'll take and right now I'm a racecar, man, and you got me in the red. I'm just saying, I'm just SAYING it's fucking dangerous to have a racecar in the fucking red, that's all. I might blow.
Jules: Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. IN FACT, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on brain detail! We fucking switching, I'm washing the windows and you picking up this nigger's skull!
-Pulp Fiction

[JiN-RaiDeN]

Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
-Pulp Fiction

[DaFrigginDoctah]

"Yippy ki yay mother fucker."
~Bruce Willis, Die Hard

[Adrenachrome]

Originally posted by JiN-RaiDeN
Jimmie: Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?
Jules: Jimmie...
Jimmie: Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead nigger storage"?
Jules: Naw man, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!
-Pulp Fiction

Vincent: I've got a threshold, Jules, I've got a threshold for the abuse that I'll take and right now I'm a racecar, man, and you got me in the red. I'm just saying, I'm just SAYING it's fucking dangerous to have a racecar in the fucking red, that's all. I might blow.
Jules: Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. IN FACT, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on brain detail! We fucking switching, I'm washing the windows and you picking up this nigger's skull!
-Pulp Fiction


yes yes must re-buy pulp fiction on dvd!

[Lady Ice]

Originally posted by JiN-RaiDeN
Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
-Pulp Fiction

Best quote from that movie, hands down!

[Raziel]

Wow, Jin. Triple post. Way to take up board space.

[Jamesadin]

Dont worry 245029, I havnt seen it either... :(

[StonedVegeta]

Oh, it is an awesome movie. You all should see it. If you don't you don't know what your missing.

[Jamesadin]

Next time I have the chance, Ill try to.

[StonedVegeta]

Well, back to movie quotes:

"Hurry, we must move these crogenically frozen people outside to keep them warm."-Dan Haggerty in The Chilling

Very Very Bad Movie

[JiN-RaiDeN]

Originally posted by Raziel
Wow, Jin. Triple post. Way to take up board space.

Sorry man damn.

[JRwakebord]

"Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers"

just imagine Arnold saying that and you'll see why i love it lol. i think it was in kindergarden kop or something like that that they play on TNT at like 11 at nite

[Titusfied]

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. -Pulp Fiction baby!

Now how the fuck didn't any write that one down with all these Pulp Fiction quotes that were already written...? (hopefully I didn't just over look it, lol)

Hey Jamesadin, IMHO, seeing this movie should be a top priority for you, seriously.

[Titusfied]

William Wallace- "Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!" -Braveheart

This is one of the most inspirational quotes ever! After hearing it, I just wanna go out and kill a bunch of Englishmen, RoooaRR!

Sorry fior the double post, but these two had to be on separte pasts.

[Raziel]

Jin, I was just giving you shit. Don't take it personally, dude.

[JiN-RaiDeN]

Originally posted by Titusfied
Now how the fuck didn't any write that one down with all these Pulp Fiction quotes that were already written...? (hopefully I didn't just over look it, lol)

I was going to print that quote, but I figured it was obvious.