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Hades-Knight
2002-10-04, 03:31 PM
Whats the difference between a Scientist and a Woman?


That many things go trhough the scientist head
and
many heads go throught he woman's thing:O)

BlueCube
2002-10-04, 03:34 PM
Much better than the world's funniest joke.

Chruser
2002-10-04, 04:05 PM
What was the world's funniest joke anyway? They refused to tell it over here in Sweden :(

BlueCube
2002-10-04, 04:10 PM
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

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Funny-less.

Grav
2002-10-04, 04:16 PM
Lack-o-funny.

DKWicked
2002-10-04, 05:34 PM
the 1st one: funny

the "funny" one: anti-funny

TorahMaN
2002-10-06, 12:12 AM
Real Funniest Joke Ever:

Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken. :p

Demosthenes
2002-10-06, 07:45 AM
:O) :O) :O) :O) :O)

Mr.Lee
2002-10-06, 07:56 AM
http://hem.passagen.se/darken85/forum/notfunny2.txt

tacoX
2002-10-06, 09:37 AM
hahahahahah! thats soo fuckin funnY!

Adrenachrome
2002-10-06, 09:51 AM
hahahah the arnold pics are funny as shit

Chruser
2002-10-06, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by Adrenachrome
hahahah the arnold pics are funny as shit

I've failed to find crap very amusing.

Medieval Bob
2002-10-06, 08:41 PM
Okay try this one on for size.
Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was having sex with the chi *stutters* chi.. chi... chi... because it was having sex with the chi... chii.... because it was having sex with the chicken.

AND

*Knock Knock*
Who is it?
An interrupting Cow.
An interru--
MOOOO!

Grav
2002-10-06, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by Medieval Bob

*Knock Knock*
Who is it?
An interrupting Cow.
An interru--
MOOOO!

That joke would be funnier if you were telling it while I was setting you on fire.

Hades-Knight
2002-10-07, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by GravitonSurge


That joke would be funnier if you were telling it while I was setting you on fire.


lol!!!!!!!! :O)

Adrenachrome
2002-10-07, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by Chruser


I've failed to find crap very amusing.
"thats funny as shit!!"="why yes that is very funny"

Raziel
2002-10-07, 11:40 PM
Crap isn't amusing? What the hell are you talking about, Chruser?! Poop is only 2nd to midgets and the retarded at the top of "comedy mountain."

Jamesadin
2002-10-08, 06:38 AM
Haha!

JRwakebord
2002-10-08, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by Medieval Bob
Okay try this one on for size.
Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was having sex with the chi *stutters* chi.. chi... chi... because it was having sex with the chi... chii.... because it was having sex with the chicken.

AND

*Knock Knock*
Who is it?
An interrupting Cow.
An interru--
MOOOO!


JIMMY!!!

Medieval Bob
2002-10-08, 05:23 PM
I'm glad somebody realized who I was quoting there.

JRwakebord
2002-10-08, 05:29 PM
CRIPLE FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!