Really Stupid Quotes

[Jamesadin]

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
-Dennis Rodman

"Football players win football games."
- Chuck Knox, football coach

And My favorate....

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

[Grav]

"Wit is Educated Insolence"
- Jamesadin, a moron

[Jamesadin]

"Man I am tired, who wants to guess how many chins I have?"
-Grav, who cant function on his glass of gravy every morning.

[Grav]

I never said that...!


COUGH YOUR JOKE WAS GAY COUGH

[Jamesadin]

Are you sure....

[Jamesadin]

Because I could almost be sure that you said that somewhere in the WRT

[Raziel]

HAHAHA!!! That was awesome James! Dude, Grav, you just got bitch slapped. BE MORE FUNNY!!

[Jamesadin]

OK lets get back on topic now... does anyone have some funny quotes?

[Raziel]

"I feel more like I do right now than I have ever before."

I think that was Lyndon B. Johnson...

[Jamesadin]

"Football players win football games"
-I forget the name of the coach

[Grav]

Originally posted by Raziel
HAHAHA!!! That was awesome James! Dude, Grav, you just got bitch slapped. BE MORE FUNNY!!


Uh.. you are joking, right?

[Sum Yung Guy]

So far Ive counted 345 err 346 chickens in your avatar... how long is it?

[Jamesadin]

It goes on forever.....

[BlueCube]

"I've never had major knee surgery on any part of my body."
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-- Brook Shields

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
-- David Dinkins, mayor of New York City

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
-- Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
-- Former French President Charles de Gaulle

"The Internet is a great way to get on the Net."
-- Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole

[Raziel]

Originally posted by GravitonSurge
Uh.. you are joking, right?

Grav, he made an attempt at humor. The gravy joke was badass. You used the old (and once again terribly cliche) "cough cough" routine. He was funny, you were not.

[Raziel]

That's fine by me. I don't care if I don't amuse you, Grav. I don't have to validate my existence by constantly flaming others and posting captioned pictures on a game forum.

[Grav]

This is a game forum?

[Raziel]

I believe it's the "Extreme Gaming Forums" specifically. What's so "extreme" about sitting on your ass playing video games escapes me completely.

[BlueCube]

""Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey

"Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical."
- Baseball great Yogi Berra

We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather.
- Arab News report

"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon

"You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin"
-Laura Dern, on Jurassic Park

"I've got to run now and relax. The doctor told me to relax. The doctor told me. He was the one. He said, 'Relax'."
- Former President George Bush, at the end of a press conference at Andrews Air Force Base

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# "Depositing the room key into another person is prohibited."
- sign displayed in a Japanese Hotel

[User Name # 1]

Originally posted by Jamesadin

"Football players win football games."
- Chuck Knox, football coach

09-27-2002 07:39 PM


Originally posted by Jamesadin
"Football players win football games"
-I forget the name of the coach
09-28-2002 04:49 PM

[Grav]

My GOD it's UN#1.

[Jamesadin]

Originally posted by User Name # 1

09-27-2002 07:39 PM



09-28-2002 04:49 PM


Heh, my bad.

And Bluecube, did you get those from the link from bored.com?

[Hades-Knight]

lol first time i've seen grav get pwn3d

[Demosthenes]

Originally posted by BlueCube

""Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey

"Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical."
- Baseball great Yogi Berra

We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather.
- Arab News report

"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon

"You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin"
-Laura Dern, on Jurassic Park

"I've got to run now and relax. The doctor told me to relax. The doctor told me. He was the one. He said, 'Relax'."
- Former President George Bush, at the end of a press conference at Andrews Air Force Base

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# "Depositing the room key into another person is prohibited."
- sign displayed in a Japanese Hotel





All of those are really funny...the one britney spears said was funny 2.

[Jamesadin]

She isnt the sharpest tool in the shed

[Raziel]

No, she's not, but I wouldn't turn down a pity fuck.

[Jamesadin]

Yeah your right, I wouldnt either

[BlueCube]

Originally posted by Jamesadin

And Bluecube, did you get those from the link from bored.com?

Nah, just did a google search for "Stupid Quotes." Got lots of pages, I just posted my favorite ones..

[Jamesadin]

548,000 results, so many stupid quotes..

[Demosthenes]

"What is HTML"
-- Web mastering teacher

"I'm learning C+. Yes, I am learning C+"
-- Web mastering teacher

"The earth is four Million years old.
-- Biology teacher

The last one kind of has a story 2 go with it. We were talking about H2O (water) in our IPC class when we had a sub. A sub, overhearing our conversation looked at us and said "I love that song" (referring to h to the izzo by jay-z)