50 Signs that your friend plays too much Diablo 2

[kaos]

First 5 signs that your friend plays too much Diablo 2:
5. He needs to buy a new mouse every week.

4. He oftens bables something about "The East".

3. He starts calling his locker his "stash".

2. He tells his parents he wants to go to Lut Gholein for their next vacation.

1. When you ask him to come with you to a place he's never been before, he asks you to send him a town portal when you get there.

[User Name # 1]

6- He tries to dupe real cash without success.

[Death_Ryder]

7- He signs his will saying that when he dies, his family members will be able to loot his corpse.

~Death_Ryder

["CRØNîC-KîLLå"]

8- when he tends to buy something, he allways checks his horadric cube for xtra cash

[Hades-Knight]

9- He puts jewels in his pencils thinking they will give him more dex to write faster

[!King_Amazon!]

10- He keeps talking about how he sold his grandfather for some "SoJ's"


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POLL RESULT:
3 rd

[User Name # 1]

11 - He only eats beef to gain xp

[Jamesadin]

12. He tries to cut the hedges with throwing knives.

[Chruser]

13. He drinks too many red, blue and purple liquids.

[kaos]

14. when he gets in a fight at school. he often tries to use battle orders to boost his life. but gets beat up

[zeal311]

15. he thinks that if he boosts his resistances then thunder storms wont hurt him.

[!King_Amazon!]

16- He walks around with a bottle with a head in it saying it is for his protection.

[User Name # 1]

17- He tries to find a guy called 'WIRT' to take his leg off.

[drx]

18- when he cant answer a question on his homework he attempts to consult "Deckard Cain"

[zeal311]

19. he carrys around rocks and says that there highly valued runes.

[zeal311]

20. hahahah heres a good one. he buys a diablo 2 item on ebay.

[Doofus_AW]

21. He tries to Imbue his Swiss army knife.

[Adrenachrome]

22: he tries to explain to his friends what an soj is and they dont get it.

[Hades-Knight]

23- He thinks that graduation rings are SOJs so he orders a bunch of them

[tacoX]

24 - He refers to everything as items

[!King_Amazon!]

25- He talks about going MFing with Ali Baba and Dueling with a Lightsaber

[Baker.Smash]

26 - Asks the cashier if they accept "soj's"

[-=Rico-GP=-]

27 - goes around the school asking people to "dual" with him and telling them that there is no "gold taking"

28 - SAYS THIS :
Originally posted by Saintofsouls
What if you were to pick up an item... and keep it on your cursor...when they are trying to delete all of the bugs and so on.. Would they still find it? i'm going to try it.... On an occy ring... Let's all pray... DEAR GOD! PLEASE LET US HAVE ITHS! OCCY RINGS! AND ORDER NOOSES! ALL THAT IS HOLY! PLEASE! LORD JESUS! And the forum said! amen.... LMAO!:O)

[Teddybearian]

29.he takes a base ball bat and write occlus on it the try to stick it on his ring say is a occy soj

[kaos]

30. He drinks fruit punch saying its a "life potion".

[kaos]

31. he throws a blue ball at a kid at school saying its a frozen orb.

[zeal311]

32. he buys pet mules to replace his backpack. hahahaha

[-=Rico-GP=-]

33. has 4 lvl 99 chars

[User Name # 1]

34. He tries to transmute his mom's favorite jewels with his brother's Gamecube.

[Jamesadin]

He tells his friends they can loot him if he dies

[congobolos]

36- tries to jump over a four lane interstate during rush hour

[-=Rico-GP=-]

37. phones you up at 2 am saying he found a shako

[Hellmonkeys]

38. - Goes to school as a "Naked Sorceress" and gets expelled from school for 2 years.

[kaos]

39. tries to "teleport" from school to his house to get his homework.

[drx]

40 - attempts to press scroll lock before teleporting so he can teleport to his house without using as much mana

[Demosthenes]

41. He nearly burns down his house b/c he was playing diablo and left something cooking too long

[Saintofsouls]

42. He gets something jacked from him... Stares blankly and says... The wanderer..... It was... The Wanderer....

[Adrenachrome]

43: threatins his comp when he gets owned all the time

[Jamesadin]

44- Goes up to a prostitute and asks if he could hire her as a rogue.

[Malfador]

you try to tell your friends the robots are playing the game as we speak...

[zeal311]

46. You blow up the building battle.net is in because your sick of the constant lag.

[zeal311]

47. you hold up a bank and tell the cashier to fill the bag with sojs.




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POLL RESULT:
1 rst (Ex-equo with 50.)

[User Name # 1]

48. Go in cemetry to dig for squelleton .

[Jamesadin]

49. You ask your mom if she was ever a rogue

[Adrenachrome]

Originally posted by zeal311
47. you hold up a bank and tell the cashier to fill the bag with sojs.
thats the funniest so far...

50: calls your cell phone asking for a gaze and when he gets no as an answer he says he'll smoke a blunt with me for it

("bitch you'll smoke it anyway". "i know but i need the fucking gaze")


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POLL RESULT:
1 rst (Ex-equo with 47.)

[User Name # 1]

A poll was made with these 50 firsts signs. (http://www.zelaron.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7237)

The result is :

First Ex-equo is 47.. 1st price is :ITH Fury Balrog on Europe

First Ex-equo is 50.. 1st price is :ITH Fury Balrog on Europe

Third is 10.. 3rd price is :Fury Balrog on Europe


Thread is open again, keep on posting new signs, a new poll will be on when 100 are reached.

[kaos]

51. He says someone trade hacked his pencil at school.

[Adrenachrome]

sweet winning things PWNZ

52:Friend says "i met this hot sorc on east last night she wants to meet me!!"

[zeal311]

europe!! im not on europe! im on east! :( grrr this sux sooo bad

[!King_Amazon!]

Originally posted by zeal311
europe!! im not on europe! im on east! :( grrr this sux sooo bad

Ditto. I already have like 4 ith BB's on europe that you GAVE me UN1.

[kaos]

53. When you set your clothes on fire and run around thinking you're
using "Blaze".

54. When you work on the barter system instead of getting money for
stuff you sell.

55. When you throw things in the air to drop them and wonder why they
break.

56. When you say "exclamation point", talk and then look above
your head for the text box with your words in it.

57. When you respond to real life jokes by saying "LOL"

58. When you consider killing yourself for a quick way back to
town...and wonder why you cant pick up your corpse

59. When you wake up and classify the day as "normal",
"Nightmare", or "Hell"

60. When you kill porcupines at the zoo thinking that the quill rats
will hurt you if you don't.

61. When you dream about Diablo II

62. When you are bored, sitting in class and try to save and exit.

63. When you buy a computer chair with a built in toilet

64. When you get kicked out of class for constantly asking your profs
to "identify" your belongings

65. You refer to your textbooks as "tomes", and continually
shove paper into them to refill

66. You explain to the doorman that you should be allowed in, because
you didn't kill the king last time

67. You break countless Rubix cubes, trying to shove stuff in them

68. You had a fight with Charsi, and are waiting for her to break the
ice.

69. You buy items on Ebay.

70. You don't blink anymore

71. When you carry a lot of stuff, and try to grab something else
instead suddenly say, "I am overburdened, I can't carry
anymore."

72. When you put on a pair of boots and expect to run faster

73. When you carry red/blue kool-aid around and call it a
"potion"

74. When you look for the "new stats" button to press after
working out

75. When you try to wield your Father's father

76. When you punch someone out then curse because they didn't drop a
unique

77. When you run from vines

78. When you curse at Olympic archers for being "newbie zons"

79. When you call going shopping "Wal-Mart runs"

80. When you think you are using a map hack when reading the town's
map.

81. When you answer people with a recorded tape saying "Thank
you", "time to die", "run away"...

82. When you start killing all the cows on the field to get more
experience.

83. When you see someone with a fork an think she's an assassin.

84. When you get strangely excited anytime you see that the color
gold...

85. Your mouse has committed suicide to stop the incessant clicking.

86. A power outage causes you to notice it is no longer July 17.

86. If you have ever attacked a midget while yelling, "Use a blow
gun on me, will ya?!"

87. You fear that your recently deceased
friend/relative/neighbor/etc. will be chewed up and spat at you.

88. You steal the holy water sprinkler from your local church and use
it to attack small animals.

89. For some reason you keep getting these "Daylight Savings"
messages on your computer...

90. Your eyeballs have deflated.

91. The function keys on your keyboard fracture.

92. Your feet have mummified due to lack of circulation.

93. When your girlfriend comes over, gets naked, then sits beside you
and you tell her to wait until you level up.

94. When someone asks you for your name you tell them the name of
your highest level character

95. When you ask someone what level they are instead of their age

96. When asked what you want for Christmas, you say "ALL THE
UNIQUES!!!"

97. When someone beats you up and you call them a hacker!

98. When you think Bill Gates dupes his money

99. When you claim to your friends that you absorb lightning and to
prove it to them you stick a fork in an electrical outlet

100. When you role play the Diablo II storyline in real life by
yourself assuming the roles of various characters and NPC's

. When you ask someone how many sojs you owe them instead of how
much money...

101. When someone beats you up, you use lag as an excuse!

102. When you go outside and your skin instantly breaks out in a rash
and your eyes burn with the intensity of a hundred super novas

103. When you complain about the game so much but just can't seem to
stop playing it...

104. You mistake Bin Laden for Baal

105. When you bring your copy of the game to weddings and funerals
when your hardcore character dies and you give it a proper burial

106. You walk in and out of the store thinking that each time you
re-enter they will have new items to sell
57. When you go out for walks you're always looking out for armors on
the ground.

107. When you wish there was a "repair all" button at the
mechanic.

108. When you cant even take a piss anymore because your hands DONT
WORK.

109. When you have developed a mighty hump.

110. When you take a trip and get lost, your always looking for a
"way point."

111. When your spouse has a high level character.

112. When your stubble has now become a full blow "grizzly
adams" beard.

113. You kill all your co-workers and are surprised that they didn't
drop anything good, since you had two topaz rings on.

114. You exchange your NRA membership for one those clubs where they
dress up in armor and swing swords at each other all weekend at Bob's
farm.

115. Anytime you see the color gold you get an erection.

116. You're actually sitting there now reading this crap!

117. When you use slow on a zon to see a Diablo 2 version of Bay Watch

118. MUST...KEEP...PLAYING.... IG.NORE.... BAAAAAATH...ROOOOOM!!!!

119. When you break your family's antique jars and pots hoping to find
items

120. When you see road kill and grunt hoping to find an item or potion

121. You know the words "Failed to join game" in a personal
matter

122. When you blink and have a seizure

123. When you keep your CD(s) locked up in an electronic, voice
activated, laser beam guarded safe.

124. When you cant sleep at night because you think 'the dreams' will
return!

125. When the hours go sooo slow when realms are down

126. You've adopted Diablo II as your child

127. When you kill cows on sight you get a lifetime ban from the zoo

128. When you kill someone and try to use redemption to get rid of the
corpse

129. When you name your kids after Diablo II NPC's such as Charsi,
Gheed, Atma, Alkor, Tyreal and Qual-Khek

130. When you memorize what every NPC says

131. When you cut holes in your jacket saying that you are going to
socket it

132. When your friend asks you to come over and you say "TP"

133. When your computer desk has become your home, complete with
furniture, bathroom, appliances, mortgage and every other essential
to a nice house.

134. Your vocabulary is limited to "Help Me!", "Follow
Me", "This is For you", "Thank you", "Forgive
me", "Time to Die!", and "Run Away!"

135. When you have a pile of mouse's to the right of your computer
desk that is 5 ft. tall

136. When your tan is from your computer monitor

137. You actually bought a strategy guide for the game!

138. You ask someone at a sword shop if they have a selection between
the Great Sword, Executioner Sword, or Colossus Blade.

139. When you try to control wild bears and wolves

140. When you step into a hurricane thinking it will damage any nearby
enemies

141. When your skin is so pale people say when you walk down the
street "dear god what is that thing?"

142. Your wardrobe consists of 30 Blizzard shirts

143. When you die, and go to hell, you think you are in Act IV

144. When you finally get up out of the chair and see a 2 ft. deep ass
groove

145. When you have to go to school...you say to your monitor with
tears in your eyes "I'll be back soon...my love"

146. When you wake up and say "what should I wear to work today,
gladiators bane or skullders ire."

147. When you see an old woman and ask her to heal you and see what
she has to sell.

148. When you want to drop out of school and/or quit your job to play
Diablo II.

[!King_Amazon!]

Someone knows how to copy/paste.

[zeal311]

yea theres no chance u just came up with all those off the top of your head. if u did its very sad and i think you have too much free time. so in honor of your vast ammount of free time:
149. your name is kaos

[!King_Amazon!]

150. Your name is Kaos.

[kaos]

lol...

[Adrenachrome]

that kinda ruins it for other ppl kaos

[kaos]

how?
ther is not limite to how many signs u can put up so wats wrong?

[zeal311]

un#1 what is yur account name on europe.

[Adrenachrome]

Originally posted by kaos
how?
ther is not limite to how many signs u can put up so wats wrong? i shouldnt have to explain why man

[kaos]

...? i know i just put them up there so i can win something cuz i have shit items. sorry...

[Chiv]

151. You go to buy a something at the store and ask the cashier if it is duped or "are you tryin to scam me?"

[JinYL]

152. he can list u the price of every item and he don't care about his school/work

[JinYL]

153. when his late for meeting.. he said : "WAIT !!! I'm lagging"

["CRØNîC-KîLLå"]

154 when he gets his ass kicked by bully's in school he says after the fact: "IT WAS LAGG MAN"

[Boo~Hoo]

155 ~ on the street you beg for sojs

[Motherfather]

156- when learning about ancient history, asks the teacher if he/she is familiar with korlic, talic, and madawc

[TrackBall]

157- when he fights with real swords saying that if he dies, he'll just come back and get his corpse

[DaFrigginDoctah]

158. When you see a hot Asian chick, get a piece of paper and draw "!^ ^ DINNER GOGO?" and hold it above your head so she can see it.

Just made that one up on da spot.

[Boo~Hoo]

^^^^^^
lmfao

[Penny_Bags]

159. He frequents diablo 2 forums (oh wait thats us):D

[Penny_Bags]

160. He attempted to "socket" himself

[Boo~Hoo]

161 he went to a graveyard and tried to 'revive' people

[Adrenachrome]

162: he keeps posting in this thread!

[Boo~Hoo]

X______________x

[Dar_Win]

164: he weres fencing gear and when he asks you to duel calls you a newb when you tell him hes to upsested with d2!

[Mr.Lee]

165. He write ith on a metal stick, and thinks he will own everyone with it.

[Dar_Win]

166. when you go over to his house he has a big brown chest that he claims is the stash.

[Pyro]

165. He write ith on a metal stick, and thinks he will own everyone with it.

Don't insult me! A boy needs dreams man...

[ExeterBlue]

167. When you get in a fight at school, you start turning in circles at the bullies . . and say "I own j00 n00bs".

[Eddie_Perez]

168. he presses the "-" button so he sees the answers on his homework ;)

[undeadzombieguy]

169. he makes a pile of mud saying its his clay golem

170. he keeps spinning in circles and saying hes in ww lock

[JinYL]

171. he asked his mother to rush him to become an adult

[dugrim]

172. goes to the graveyard to complete the bloodraven quest
as only way he can get rogues to come with him

[dugrim]

173. when he loses a fight to a bully he says it was unfair ur higher lvl

174. (heard this oen while walking to the pool with my bro) when i saw the sandstorm coming towards me i thought it was a firewall. (check my location for sense)

[Valmar]

165. He write ith on a metal stick, and thinks he will own everyone with it.

ok tell me something... how is it you have a metal stick, isnt a stick a peice of wood from a tree? since when do trees grow metal..... you play to much d2 my friend.

[Chruser]

175. You deliberatly try to piss as many people off as possible at school, knowing that you can throw a town portal to safely get home at any time.

[Valmar]

176. You you pick up a christmas present and try to use a scroll of identify to figure out what it is.

[zer0]

-177. He makes a thread about "5 signs that your freind plays too much Diablo 2"

[Valmar]

178. He makes a sad attempt to flame us by proving he cant read and putting "5 signs that your freind plays too much Diablo 2" instead of the correct title which is "50 signs that your freind plays too much Diablo 2".

[Adrenachrome]

pwned



http://www.unknownzone.org/images/newsfiles/threadwontdie.jpeg

[badboy]

179. He repeatedly says lol at parties.

[uncapped]

180. He pretends to be going along with a scam, but then is all like "HAHAHA! U THOUGHT I WAS ALL TRICKED AND STUFF! U SUCK SCAMMER! HAHAA!"

181. Cries when he gets popped or someone steals the windforce drop off baal.

182. Buys an extra copy of D2 so he can sell the cd-key for SOJs

[Valmar]

Ok im going to delibertly go off topic so this thread will be closed, man i got so much for christmass i got all kinds of money and presents and stuff. now close this it went WAY off topic.

[zer0]

183. tried to use whirlwind in a fight

[Eddie_Perez]

183. tried to use whirlwind in a fight


wow, how original :haha:

[Rapture]

184.) You get kicked out of your local Walmart for trying to buy the Warcraft Giftpack at %280 off stating that you have 40 7% smfc charms in your pocket and calls the wallmart guy a lamer for not dropping TC87 items.

[Mr.Lee]

185. You are reading this shit and the thread.

[kickyanads]

186. cannot decide over girls or diablo
187. tries to get the chicks at his school to coem over for sojs

[Adrenachrome]

189: Closes this thread.