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Penguin
2002-09-04, 08:50 PM
Should we? and if so why? or why not
Jamesadin
2002-09-04, 09:38 PM
no, handling them is half the fun
Raziel
2002-09-04, 09:49 PM
Next time you've been up all night playing video games and basically goofing around with your friends, when you hit that point of absolute delirium take a trip down to your local Albertsons. Make a beeline for the lobster tank and proceed to watch the sons of bitches "fight". regardless of how ridiculous it sounds, it's actually pretty amusing when you're working on 20 hours of sleep deprivation.
Sirpullido
2002-09-04, 10:13 PM
lobster? mittens??? where is my fucking dictionary!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sum Yung Guy
2002-09-04, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by Sirpullido
lobster? mittens??? where is my fucking dictionary!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:O)
Penguin
2002-09-04, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by Sirpullido
lobster? mittens??? where is my fucking dictionary!!!!!!!!!!!!!


rofl
!King_Amazon!
2002-09-05, 10:58 AM
We should require penguins to wear mittens.. I mean, it gets pretty cold where they are, we don't want everyone getting the flu.
WetWired
2002-09-05, 11:07 AM
Next time you've been up all night playing video games and basically goofing around with your friends, when you hit that point of absolute delirium take a trip down to your local Albertsons. Make a beeline for the lobster tank and proceed to watch the sons of bitches "fight". regardless of how ridiculous it sounds, it's actually pretty amusing when you're working on 20 hours of sleep deprivation.But what's really cool is when you've been up for 72 hours straight and you start to hallucenate ;) >) :O)
Raziel
2002-09-05, 03:25 PM
Yeah, the last time (well...really the ONLY time my friends and I have ever done it) we all named our favorite lobster and were damn near shrieking at them to kill their opponents. I was backing my good friend "Bonesaw".
NonGayMan
2002-09-05, 04:30 PM
In my case I go to Red Lobster for lobster.
Jamesadin
2002-09-05, 05:05 PM
Me too
JiN-RaiDeN
2002-09-29, 04:15 AM
Ditto.
DKWicked
2002-09-29, 05:08 PM
they should be outfitted with butter ducts, so I dont have to dip them in the melted butter, theyd butter themselves
Jamesadin
2002-09-29, 05:15 PM
hmm...butter ducts eh...
DKWicked
2002-09-29, 09:24 PM
yes, yes thats what I said....and fish should secrete cocktail sauce....hot
JRwakebord
2002-10-01, 08:07 AM
Originally posted by !King_Amazon!
We should require penguins to wear mittens.. I mean, it gets pretty cold where they are, we don't want everyone getting the flu.

what about knit scarves and hats?