Zelaron World Domination

[Chruser]

I had a dream about a huge Zelaron skyscraper, which was one of the most influtential structures in the world.

However, assume that we wanted to take over the world, how could we do it? Try to be as serious as you can be, even if that would mean not at all.

[WetWired]

Hmm...Illuminatti style would probably be best. Too bad none of us are millionaires...

[Penguin]

kidnap all the world leaders, force them to sign legel document making you ruler of every country? =/

[BlueCube]

1) Form Zelaron Inc.
2) Become a trusted brand name in Military supplies.
3) Build artificial island with earned money.
4) Move all operations to said island.
5) Announce that the new island makes Zelaron Inc. much more efficient than previously.
6) Economically take over all major facilities (computing, military units (such as Wraiths or Siege Tanks)) by out producing the competition. Build a mechanism inside of those products that would trigger an explosion via remote control.
7) All the armies of the world that are dependant on Zelaron Inc. products find themselves crippled, with no Siege Tanks or computers to run their Missile Turrets, since they all exploded.
8) Take over those crippled countries, preferably with a Marine/Medic/Firebat combo.
9) Use those countries and their large Vespene Gas depositories and build a much larger army.
10) Take over rest of the world.

["CRØNîC-KîLLå"]

just put a new drug into every food that addicts people so they will be at your mercy for some more, they will be your bitch

[!King_Amazon!]

Originally posted by WetWired
Hmm...Illuminatti style would probably be best. Too bad none of us are millionaires...

The owner of TAE Inc. will be some day.

[Raziel]

We should hire a pair of lab mice to concoct a scheme for world domination...





(...if you don't get the reference, you should die.)

[Sum Yung Guy]

that was the greatest cartoon ever

[Chruser]

Those are unobtainable ways of doing it. Think about something simpler.

[Raziel]

World domination ITSELF is an unobtainable goal! I'd say paying off Pinky and The Brain would be a FAR more successful move than founding a Zelaron-based secret society.

[Hades-Knight]

Originally posted by "CRØNîC-KîLLå"
just put a new drug into every food that addicts people so they will be at your mercy for some more, they will be your bitch

kinda like in new york

[Jamesadin]

heh www.standonguard.com

Do that only for zelaron.