Bible

[!King_Amazon!]

Anyone who has a bible within a miles walk needs to look at Ezekiel 23:20. Or I could just post it here and you look if you don't believe me.

"And she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses!" Ezekiel 23:20

[Sum Yung Guy]

rofl

[JohnnyTAE]

LOL but on a more serious note you know the Mormons in utah have created there own sort of Bible called the Book Of Mormon supposed to be a continuation to the Bible but it is pretty sorry seeing that the book has been changed everytime society's view changes like back in the 60's it stated that people of a colored tint are souls that god is punishing and thats why they are Colored...

[!King_Amazon!]

Dont be serious. :-P

[Sirpullido]

If people of a colored tint are being punished... Sunbathing is any kind of sin???:p Lol that's sick...Why are they punished and not priviledged with a less sensitive to sun skin? After all, white skin is nothing more than a weaker & less protected skin

[ask_rabber]

thats a lot of jiz!

btw whats the 'conspiracy' of this? that people back in those days are as horny as they are today?

[!King_Amazon!]

I dunno, just couldn't think of the right forum to post this in, so this sounded like a good one.

[Raziel]

The Book of Mormon is just absolutely ridicluous. That whole RELIGION is nuttier than catshit.

[JohnnyTAE]

Originally posted by ask_rabber
thats a lot of jiz!

btw whats the 'conspiracy' of this? that people back in those days are as horny as they are today?

LOL everything doesn't have to be a conspiracy in this forum you can rant and rave about anything,
but just to keep it out of the areas of the other forums they tend to be Conspiracys :(



Originally posted by Raziel
The Book of Mormon is just absolutely ridicluous. That whole RELIGION is nuttier than catshit.

That they are, they belive they will become gods, and drinking coffe is a sin (same with anything else with caffeine)
most hypocritical religion possible
and I live in a state where 65% of the population are all mormons

[!King_Amazon!]

We should have our convention in Utah so we can make fun of mormans and leave flaming coffee bags at their front door.

[Raziel]

I can't stand Utah. Every time I go to Salt Lake it feels like the city is trying to eat my soul.

[JohnnyTAE]

lol Raziel you come to salt lake? and watch out if your ever around here the mormons will hunt you down and try to convert you, my neighbor is always giving us all this stuff to try and get us interested in the church but I guess she feels it is her responsiblity to god

[Raziel]

Yeah, I live in Wyoming, so if I want to buy some new clothing, or find a video game or anime that I can't find in Idaho, I have to go to Salt Lake.

I have some Mormon friends, Johnny, and I know exactly what you're talking about. They used to preach to me ALL THE TIME, and finally I got sick of it. I told them to cut it the fuck out, and that I wasn't interested, and the topic hasn't come back up since.

[JohnnyTAE]

wow Wyoming nice to know I have someone live so close
my uncle lives in jackson hole we visit him like once a year man wyoming is desolate, so what part are you from?

[Raziel]

Actually, strange as it may sound, I live in Jackson as well! What's your uncle's name? It's a long shot, but maybe I know him. And, you're right, Wyoming is horribly desolate. Have you ever seen "Cannibal: The Musical"? Great joke about that exact topic in the movie.

[Devire]

Tell me, how much do you read the bible?

[JohnnyTAE]

Originally posted by Raziel
Actually, strange as it may sound, I live in Jackson as well! What's your uncle's name? It's a long shot, but maybe I know him. And, you're right, Wyoming is horribly desolate. Have you ever seen "Cannibal: The Musical"? Great joke about that exact topic in the movie.

my uncles (through marriage) name is Mike Ward he is the cook at a place called Bubba's they live by the K-mart out there

[Raziel]

Okay, I'm fairly sure that I know who your uncle is, but I don't know him. During any of your visits, did you ever stop by a place called Cyber City? I worked there for the last two years they were in business. Ever eaten at Billy's? I've worked there for the last two summers.

[JohnnyTAE]

I never even seen those places while I was there I just stayed at his house, went to Bubba's, or went to the K-mart...
besides those places I never realized there was more life there ;)

[!King_Amazon!]

Way off topic...

[Raziel]

Next time you're in town you should stop by Billy's. It's right on the town square, connected to the Cadillac Grill. I'm one of the cook's there. Best damn cheeseburger in the state.

And just to keep this post on-topic, I don't read the bible almost at all anymore. Although, sometimes I do occasionally.

[Jamesadin]

Ever read the book of Revolations? Ive read the whole thing and actually its pretty interesting.

[Raziel]

Actually, revelations is the only book from the Bible that I've read entirely. Really cool book. I tried reading through Exodus once, but the begats started wearing me down.

[Jamesadin]

Ive read some of Exodus, and most of Genesis. and some of Job too.

[!King_Amazon!]

Job is pretty cool, and short.

[Demosthenes]

THAT IS PRETTY FUNNY!

[Sirpullido]

Originally posted by !King_Amazon!
Job is pretty cool, and short. anyhing written on the bible is as long as a week without eating....

[!King_Amazon!]

Not job. Its a bout a page or 2 long.

[Raziel]

Jude is about a page...maybe a page and a half.

[Sirpullido]

I was kidding
I really wanna get a bible and have a look to it, I'm in no way a believer but i have curiosity...