One sentence story Pt. 2

[JohnnyTAE]

The other one has came to an end so at bluecubes request I will start a new one so feel free to put in your part in this new story

(see the other story here http://www.zelaron.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5186&perpage=20&pagenumber=4 )

Once upon a time there was a Young man named Tenga.

[User Name # 1]

He was so stupid that he couldn't even fly.

[JohnnyTAE]

Depressed about his self he wanted to die.

[BlueCube]

However, the TV told them that there IS a solution to all his problems - The Super Ultra Mega Hyper Power Gym set, which he prompty bought and used.

[ViciousMilitia]

this made Tenga very pleased with how he was turning out.

[JohnnyTAE]

He was always looking in the mirror watching his veins bulge because of the amount of strength he has gained, Many times he even thought he might erupt due to his strength.

[ViciousMilitia]

so tenga sprung up nice and erect and told to himself"i must get on trillian because i think someone might need to talk to me" so as he walk to his computer.....

[BlueCube]

Tenga thought, "How can I use this power, perhaps to my own advantage?"

[ViciousMilitia]

I could save people like superman, he thought.

[JohnnyTAE]

After a while of thinking to himself he was still pondering the Idea of what his Super hero name would be, what his costume would consist of and he still wasn't sure what his super hero power was.

[ViciousMilitia]

I still won't be able to defeat SilverSurfer,he thought.

[mightychicken]

Realizing only field marshall Rommel could strategize around this, he took out his cell phone and made a call.

[JohnnyTAE]

"I would, perhaps have a chance if a great weapon like the Siko was in my possesion" he told the field marshall.

[ViciousMilitia]

but then all of the sudden.

[Raziel]

A minibus packed to the brim with radioactive brine shrimp and tofu monsters careened into an orphanage, causing an explosion so loud even Tenga could hear it from forty miles away!

[ViciousMilitia]

so he jumped to his feet and yelled....

[Raziel]

"Where are my pants!?!!?"

[ViciousMilitia]

when he realized he left them at his mom's house on the floor by the bed.

[JohnnyTAE]

So he ran home in a flash.

[Raziel]

Upon reaching his mother's house, he discovered that she had been kidnapped by the same radioactive brine shrimp/tofu monster gang that destroyed the town's orphanage!

[JohnnyTAE]

Awe strucken by the two horrible tragedies he began to cry, thinking of what he should do next.

[Raziel]

"Oh God," he cried, "I'm awestruck by two horrible tragedies! What shoud I do next?"

[JohnnyTAE]

Unable to calm this dilemma mentally he call up his girlfriend Taniku and asks her for some advice.

[Raziel]

Taniku answers the phone, but when she realizes it's her boyfriend Tenga, instead of helping him through his predicament she proceeds to verbally abuse him for forgetting their anniversary!

["CRØNîC-KîLLå"]

"forget about our damn aniversary! things are more important right now" he screamed out

[User Name # 1]

"I have to learn how to fly now" he said to Taniku.

[JohnnyTAE]

She then replied in a soft gentle manner "Tenga I can't handle the stress, if your pathetic dreams are worth more then me Then.... I think we should see other people."

[ViciousMilitia]

he looked at her and said"RRRRIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTT!

[BlueCube]

So he shrugged it all off and went on to more important matters.

[mightychicken]

Just then, the phone rang.

[ViciousMilitia]

it was his physical fittness instructor."hello" he relpyed

[Raziel]

Mr. Huge, the fitness instructor, proceeded to berate the poor defenseless Tenga for not being able to fly.

[BlueCube]

"You idiot! There's an attachment to your Super Ultra Mega Hyper Power Gym online at EBAY, for flying purposes!"

[Raziel]

"But I didn't know!," poor Tenga cried, "for the love of GOD I didn't know!!!!"

[BlueCube]

Mr. Huge said calmly, "Whatever. Just order the damn thing, gain flight powers, and do whatever it takes to save that sweet sweet mom o' yours."

[RoboticSilence]

So he promptly registered ebay and, being the only bidder on a $1.50 attachment ( which happened to be a rubber band with logo on it ), got it in the mail 6 - 8 weeks later.

[Raziel]

By this time, it had been so long since the kidnaping/orphanage attack incident that Tenga's mother had already been maliciously slain and buried in a shallow grave under a compost heap in Harlem!

[BlueCube]

But still, Tenga wanted to be a hero, so he dedicated himself to finally coming up with a Super Hero name worthy of a flying strong guy.

[Raziel]

So, in honor of his martyred mother, he dubbed himself...

...MAMA'S BOY!

[BlueCube]

Alas, "Mama's Boy" had no way of knowing about local events / situations that would call for a superhero, as his cable bill was usually paid for by his mom.

[Raziel]

"Oh what the fuck am I supposed to do??? I am such a CRAPPY superhero!!" cried poor Mama's Boy!

[BlueCube]

After crying a good long while, Mama's Boy decided to get his cable TV illegally, figuring society owed him for being a superhero.

[mightychicken]

Just then, he heard shouting coming from a nearby wildlife reservation.

[!King_Amazon!]

Originally posted by viciousmilitia
but then all of the sudden.

A sentence compiles of a NOUN and a VERB.

[BlueCube]

"Huh? Why would the words "A sentence compiles of a NOUN and a VERB" come from a wildlife preserve?", thought Mama's Boy briefly, before realizing.. the English Teacher's Convention was in danger!

[ViciousMilitia]

Originally posted by !King_Amazon!


A sentence compiles of a NOUN and a VERB.


.......oh is this the part where i'm suposed to care?

[BlueCube]

After realizing that he really DIDN'T care about English teachers, he relaxed and watched some free HBO.

[ViciousMilitia]

"oooo....sexy and the city" he replyed to himself

[!King_Amazon!]

Originally posted by viciousmilitia
he looked at her and said"RRRRIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTT!

They were talking on the phone.
_________________________

As he heard the mangled screams of the teachers as their blood was being transplaced with 20 gallons of hydrochloric acid, he jumped into the air to releive himself of his wedgie.

[BlueCube]

Then he realized, "Hey, I've got super hearing too, so I guess I'm the best superhero ever!" before sinking into tears again for yet ANOTHER failed rescue attempt.

[!King_Amazon!]

But just then he remembered he has time travel abilities too, so he went back in time to remove all the teachers' blood so it couldn't be transplaced with 20 gallons of acid.

[BlueCube]

"But wait! If I went back in time to remove the teachers' blood, then the blood never got transplaced, so I never went back in time to stop the transplacement because it never happened, but if I didn't go back in time, then the blood DID get transplaced, making me go back in time!"

[!King_Amazon!]

Then he looked to his left and saw his future self that was him in the future(duh) and he was instantly ripped from existance.

[BlueCube]

The space-time paradox resolved itself nicely, and Mama's Boy found himself standing where (and when) he was before he attempted time travel.

[!King_Amazon!]

Then he suddenly got the urge to JUMP UP AND DO THE PENGUIN DANCE while drinking coconut milk and chewing toilet paper balls.

[BlueCube]

Originally posted by !King_Amazon!
Then he suddenly got the urge to JUMP UP AND DO THE PENGUIN DANCE while drinking coconut milk and chewing toilet paper balls.

Err... right...

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After he noticed all the funny looks people were giving him, he plopped back on the couch at home, and watched the news, to see if anything terrible happened in the town of Zelaron, where he lived.

[!King_Amazon!]

On the news he saw a humungous man eating chicken rampaging through the town, so he decided to teleport to the town and hand the man a moist towellette.

[BlueCube]

"Wow! All this time I thought that I was 'teh suck'(sic), but now I know that I'm the best superhero ever, and I could even save the world from that large UFO destroying the Eastern half of China!" thought Mama's Boy.

[!King_Amazon!]

So he teleported onto the UFO and sang "where's your head at" with the aliens until they all got tired and crashed the UFO into the pacific ocean to be further tested by the CIA immediately after he teleported back in front of his TV.

[Raziel]

After Mama's Boy's ridiculous teleporting/time traveling/alien encounter/acid blood transfusion adventure, he decided he would watch a little TV, but his plans were halted when he was suddenly struck with a voracious craving for burritos!

[!King_Amazon!]

So, conveniently, a mexican burrito salesman knocks on his door and sells him a dozen burritos.

[RoboticSilence]

Originally posted by !King_Amazon!


A sentence compiles of a NOUN and a VERB.

Don't you mean "is compiled of" ? The way you said it doesn't make sense.

[!King_Amazon!]

Originally posted by RoboticSilence


Don't you mean "is compiled of" ? The way you said it doesn't make sense.

Is compiled of..
Compiles of..
It's the same thing..
FUCK OFF

[RoboticSilence]

Just then Mama's Boy collapsed from confusion at the complete randomness of the Burrito Salesman's comment ( randomness is is weakness, duh. ).

[BlueCube]

He noticed that, now that he was a superhero, the world didn't quite work the same way that he was used to, and because of that, the WORLD ITSELF must be in danger!

[!King_Amazon!]

So he decided to explore the world to see what was a danger to it, in effort to stop whatever it is, be it a giant man eating chicken or not.

[User Name # 1]

And he felt so stupid, because he doesn't really need to know how to fly: he knows how to teleport himself.

[!King_Amazon!]

But once he thought about it, flying seemed better since it would not involve horrible tele-lag death.

[BlueCube]

Plus, he liked the wind blowing in his face, and it WAS more fun.

[!King_Amazon!]

Suddenly a seagull shit on his head, so he pulled out a colt-45 and blew the bird to kingdom come, but the mexican police captured him because it was a mexican seagull and it is illegal to kill mexican seagulls.

[BlueCube]

He sat in jail for 2 hours, then he slapped himself on the head and said, "I'm such a dumbass! I can teleport!"

[!King_Amazon!]

"And I can also go back in time and save the seagull, and I am a hero, so I should."

[Strider Fury]

and so he went back in time and tele-frag the mexican policeman, and then told his past-self that he too must go back in time to safe his past-self from killing the seagull just as you did, so that the future and past would not be altered. and so then all was well, and our hero ponders about what he should do next.

[JohnnyTAE]

Tenga Wondered down a desolate road late at night pondering on the next step to take in his Super hero career.

[Jamesadin]

He then decided to think it over a Mightytaco.

[JohnnyTAE]

While waiting for his order at MightyTaco he met fellow Super Heros MightChicken, MightyMouse, and MightPenguin...

[ViciousMilitia]

along with mightymilitia and the went to taco town to eat

[BlueCube]

"Hey, can you guys teach me how to be a good superhero?" Tenga asked.

[JohnnyTAE]

MightyChicken Said "Yeah I got some advice for you, The key to be a good super hero is to be a good fighter and an easy way to fight your enemey is like this" he then turns and Punches MightyMiltia in the stomach "use the element of surprise to your advantage.!"

[BlueCube]

"Wow, he didn't expect that at all! Do you have some kind of steath power?" Tenga wondered.

[ViciousMilitia]

MitghyMilitia doubles over trying to catch his breath, then jumps up and whip kicks mightchicken in the face. He said "brute force works too" looks over and sees mightychicken out cold " He'll be alright in a few hours" he said as blood squirts from mighty chickens face.