Are you sick and tired of that damn two-legged dog

[Penguin]

http://www.thetoiletonline.com/pix/inventions/twolegdog.jpg


Turn your useless, two-legged mut into a useless, two-legged mut with a wheel attached to him!



Are you sick and tired of that damn two-legged dog just sitting around the house collecting dust? Well now you can restore your once-beloved pooch to it's former, mobile glory with this amazing new adjustable wheel-on-a-belt thing. Sure, he won't be able to control the direction he's going in, but his senseless wandering will provide countless hours of welcome distraction for you and your family while you cope with the never-ending, joyless nightmare that your life has become. Did we mention it folds for easy storage? Does that make you feel any better, you awful dreg?.......................................$19.95

[Baker.Smash]

turn youre useless cat into a useless cat wrapped in toilet paper!

[Jamesadin]

interesting.....

[RoboticSilence]

That's not toilet paper...

[Jamesadin]

it looks like a jacket or something

[Baker.Smash]

umm yes it is toilet paper... i did it myself... boredom and lack of sleep do not mix well

[RoboticSilence]

From where I am it looks like that big floppy poster paper they make newpapers with.

[tacoX]

http://www.pixelmethods.com/quickul/yak2.gif

[Jamesadin]

Yes, a bull that carries things

[BMS-IcE-]

Originally posted by RoboticSilence
From where I am it looks like that big floppy poster paper they make newpapers with.


Looks like toilet paper to me.

[Jamesadin]

oh well, does it really matter?

[Raziel]

The fate of the entire world depends on it!

[BMS-IcE-]

Wut world?

[RoboticSilence]

Originally posted by BMS-IcE-
Wut world?

Uhh... THE world.

[Hades-Knight]

Originally posted by Jamesadin
it looks like a jacket or something

Originally posted by Baker.Smash
umm yes it is toilet paper... i did it myself... boredom and lack of sleep do not mix well


he uses the expensive kind of toilet paper, thats why it looksliek a ajcket to you ^_^

[BMS-IcE-]

Originally posted by RoboticSilence


Uhh... THE world.

Which world is that?

[Baker.Smash]

nuttin but the best to wipe mah ass with

[JohnnyTAE]

Think of all the poor people, who can't afford the luxury of toilet paper Next time you perform a stunt like this :D

[Baker.Smash]

f poor people, stop having babies so you can get more welfare money! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies!

[RoboticSilence]

Baker Smash... fan of 8-bit Theater?

[RoboticSilence]

Originally posted by JohnnyTAE
Think of all the poor people, who can't afford the luxury of toilet paper Next time you perform a stunt like this :D

That's nothing to take lightly, Johnny... I can't believe you can sneer at a horrible thing like that.

[JohnnyTAE]

What they got leaves there just doing it Island style not like there gonna wipe there ass with Tar paper or sumthing

and thats why I was pointing it out to him :grin:

[RoboticSilence]

They wipe their asses with liquor bottles.

[Strider Fury]

and then they can piss in it. its very both affortable and depostable.

[Jamesadin]

true, true