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Kazilla
2010-06-20, 12:16 PM
You wake up in the morning and go to take a piss. Yet, the fashion in which you grasp your member creates an optical illusion.. and instead of pissing straight into the bowl, your aiming for left field.

Skurai
2010-06-20, 08:06 PM
Mine is rotated about 15 degrees to the left.
When I wake up and grab it funny, I usually piss on my hand by mistake. Then I'm like "f*ck" and wipe it on a towel and then I notice it's on my underwear and I'm like "F*****ck..." and then I take off my underwear, get done with bussiness, get some new underwear, and by the time it's all over, I'm fully awake. And in a pretty bad mood.

D3V
2010-06-21, 09:26 AM
I hate it when...

I go to read a thread. It starts off fail, but then I give it a chance to resurrect itself and it ultimately falls so far off the cliff of Mount Retard that it will never again have the chance to entertain.

KagomJack
2010-06-21, 12:06 PM
I hate when men are too lazy to lift the fucking toilet seat to take a piss and piss all over the seat.

NonGayMan
2010-06-21, 12:10 PM
I hate when men are too lazy to lift the fucking toilet seat to take a piss and piss all over the seat.

This pisses me off too. I knew a kid who would purposefully piss on on the seat just to piss people off.

Skurai
2010-06-21, 08:32 PM
This pisses me off too. I knew a kid who would purposefully piss on on the seat just to piss people off.

That's just gross... :o

Grav
2010-06-22, 12:06 PM
I encountered this today. I wanted to punch the doofy kid that did it.

Mantralord
2010-06-22, 02:49 PM
when i go to public bathroom i pee on floor just to spite cleaning 'person'

Skurai
2010-06-23, 06:01 AM
I piss on peoples faces. =_=

KagomJack
2010-06-24, 04:58 PM
My roommate does it. I've told him so many times to either lift the seat or clean up after himself it's not funny. And here I thought the stereotype for gay men were that we were all cleaner.

Kazilla
2010-06-25, 03:39 AM
My roommate does it. I've told him so many times to either lift the seat or clean up after himself it's not funny. And here I thought the stereotype for gay men were that we were all cleaner.
dont kid yourself KJ, gay men are filthy animals

-Spector-
2010-06-25, 11:51 AM
My roommate does it. I've told him so many times to either lift the seat or clean up after himself it's not funny. And here I thought the stereotype for gay men were that we were all cleaner.


Do you sit down to piss to bring out the feminine side in you?

Skurai
2010-06-25, 04:11 PM
I always through of KagonJack as the pitcher, not the catcher. :o

Kazilla
2010-06-27, 12:56 PM
Have you seen that KFC commerical where at the end the little black boy asks the little white boy, "Can your mom pitch too?"

Skurai
2010-06-27, 08:46 PM
Lol, no.

Lately I've been peeing on my right foot by accident...