I love being a Douchebag

[D3V]

don't you?

[-Spector-]

Not really, no. I try to be a douche but I'm not very good at it.

[D3V]

It's very simple, really.

[-Spector-]

Elaborate?

[Grav]

Not really my thing

[D3V]

Elaborate?

For example: Instead of saying "It's very simple, really." to your response, I could've said: "It's very simple, really, even a neanderthal moron like yourself could handle something so miniscule." That would make me a douchebag.

[-Spector-]

I see.

[D3V]

You don't see.

[-Spector-]

I'm.. I'M BLIND!!!

[D3V]

ray charles blind
http://www.hippotoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ray-charles-i-cant-see-shit.jpg

[Thanatos]

don't you?

To drunk girls, yes. Being a douchebag at the bar is hilarious.

[D3V]

http://www.yodawgyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/xzibit-yo-dawg-i-herd-you-like-to-bench.jpg