My niece

[osmoses-jones]

4 month ago i became uncle to this beautiful baby aliyah. Man i only see her every other weekend but it make me sad when she leave us to go to her home:(.

[Jessifer]

Baaaaabies! They are great.

[Skurai]

I wonder what it's like to be an uncle, or a parent...

[-Spector-]

Baaaaabies! They are great.


In cake.

[Mutant Couch]

Just keep that in mind when she starts to talk in complete sentences. Babies are wonderful as long as they eventually go home to someone else. Your niece is adorable.

[Mdselctr]

... as long as ...
You don't even like babies :confused:

[Skurai]

I wonder if I'll ever have a baby... I've always wanted to be a mother of my own children. ^_^

[Mutant Couch]

You don't even like babies :confused:

Not true. They make great punting material.

Seriously, I like them a lot up until I've been alone with them for more than five days.

[Jessifer]

You don't even like babies :confused:


She doesn't like any human being under the height of four foot.

Probably carries around a sign that says "Must be this tall to be respected."

[Mutant Couch]

Close, it's printed on all of my clothing. No exceptions.

[Skurai]

She doesn't like any human being under the height of four foot.

I once dated a girl of 4'10.
She drove me (liturally) crazy. I was ready to kill myself.

[D3V]

It's not too late, its never too late.

[Grav]

I once dated a girl of 4'10.
She drove me (liturally) crazy. I was ready to kill myself.


So this girl provided your final push into homosexuality?

[Skurai]

No, Mdselctr did that.

[Jessifer]

/cheer Mdselctr

[Skurai]

Unfortunately for Mdselctr, that was a joke. Hah! :o

[Jessifer]

In all jokes lie some form of truth.

[Skurai]

Now, how exactly are you going to go around calling me gay without any actual support behind it? I demand a fair trial!

[Jessifer]

Fair trials are for adults with a yearly income of 1 billion.

[Grav]

They can feel it all overrrr~~~

[Skurai]

Well, then, I demand a Lawyer!

The most logical person as a lawyer would be... Mdselctr! You'll be my defense! Prove to them I'm not gay!

[Slim]

Well, then, I demand a Lawyer!

The most logical person as a lawyer would be... Mdselctr! You'll be my defense! Prove to them I'm not gay!

Please, even Johnny Cochran couldn't pull that shit off.