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Dr.Faust
2009-09-28, 08:01 PM
Hello, people of Zelaron. Nice to meet you, I'm Dr.Faust. You may call me "Faust" "The Doctor" or whatever else your silly little minds can pull.
Nice to meet you. I hope to have a wonderful experience, just as you all do.
Sum Yung Guy
2009-09-28, 11:47 PM
I hope you have a horrible experience just like the rest of us have had.
D3V
2009-09-29, 07:44 AM
Welcome to Zelaron! Don't listen to him, he has PTSD.
Jessifer
2009-09-29, 09:33 AM
Good day to you, sir.
-Spector-
2009-09-29, 11:21 AM
Hello doc, can you prescribe me the following medications:

3mg Xanax XR
30mg Time released adderall
20mg Instant release adderall
80mg Oxycontin
2mg Klonopin
10mg Valium
350mg Soma
750mg Vicodin
10 mg/650 mg Percocet

And some Fentanyl patches

Please and thank you.
Skurai
2009-09-29, 06:29 PM
Can I call you Suuuuuuuuuuusie???? :grin:
-Spector-
2009-09-29, 06:33 PM
....and he's back.
Dr.Faust
2009-09-29, 07:58 PM
No, I cannot prescibe them. I am a different kind of doctor....

And no, I will not go by the name Susie. John or "Henry" will do fine, if you must call me by a regular name.
Jessifer
2009-09-30, 08:07 AM
Ignore this post. It was retarded.
Skurai
2009-09-30, 06:53 PM
Which reminds me.
How many Doctors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? :grin:
HandOfHeaven
2009-09-30, 07:36 PM
Dr. Feel Good? Are you a Motley Crue fan? GAY!
KagomJack
2009-09-30, 09:54 PM
Du bist ein schlechter doktor.
Sum Yung Guy
2009-09-30, 10:53 PM
Ja, ich bin.
Jessifer
2009-10-01, 03:22 PM
P.S.

Fail.
Skurai
2009-10-01, 07:00 PM
Op! I forgot that, too!

Fail!! :D
Dr.Faust
2009-10-02, 06:33 AM
P.S.

Fail.

Thank you. Come again if you feel anything wrong going on. Just remember the blue one comes BEFORE the white one, and the white one is to be swallowed with liquid, not chewed.
Jessifer
2009-10-06, 09:31 AM
Also not to be taken rectally, if I recall.
Dr.Faust
2009-10-06, 07:42 PM
That's correct... The only thing that should be taken that way is the Red one, which I assure you, you DON'T need. Yet.

Edit:
On a sidenote.
How's it look? Sort of cheesy, but that's what I was going for.
Jessifer
2009-10-07, 09:12 AM
The avatar? It's cute.
!King_Amazon!
2009-11-19, 01:59 PM
Dr.Faust and Skurai are the same person. Matching IPs.
Grav
2009-11-19, 02:06 PM
Fail.
D3V
2009-11-19, 02:14 PM
lolwut
!King_Amazon!
2009-11-19, 02:23 PM
Though you may claim not to be a pedophile, you seem to have an unusual obsession with little girls, or in some cases being a girl (and somehow you claim to not be gay).
The only full way to know what is wrong with him is by a test. Perhaps a quiz, or an "essay" topic.

One of a few comical things that Skurai/Faust said to himself. Skurai is a fag.
Skurai
2009-11-19, 05:47 PM
I thought we couldn't make accounts with the same IP... weird... :o
!King_Amazon!
2009-11-19, 06:19 PM
I thought we couldn't make accounts with the same IP... weird... :o

You've got a dynamic IP address. It changes slightly. You've actually got something like 100 IP addresses listed, but they're all very similar. Some are identical to Dr. Faust.
Skurai
2009-11-19, 06:29 PM
Oh, wow! I didn't even know that existed...! :eek:
So why exactly is it constantly changing...? Is it something to do with my modem, or... what?
!King_Amazon!
2009-11-19, 06:31 PM
Oh, wow! I didn't even know that existed...! :eek:
So why exactly is it constantly changing...? Is it something to do with my modem, or... what?

That's just what your ISP gave you. Most likely you've got DSL.
Skurai
2009-11-19, 06:35 PM
Looks like it.
So do they change around the same ones, or is it different everytime I'm on?
jamer123
2009-11-19, 06:50 PM
i have a dynamic ip .... sometimes i use to an advantage
Skurai
2009-11-19, 06:53 PM
Oh, really? Do you go on 4chan and make other people mad? Do you have multiple Gaia accounts and troll with them? What do you do? BTW, all of the above is stuff I do, I just never knew how I was getting away with it.
D3V
2009-11-20, 09:31 AM
Funny thing is, nobody cares. They don't care so much that they will ignore you having duplicate accounts. You suck.
Skurai
2009-11-20, 06:36 PM
Funny thing is, nobody cares. They don't care so much that they will ignore you having duplicate accounts. You suck.

So wait, I fail so badly that I can break the rules? I suck at cosmic levels! Hell, I should be the final boss of a videogame! An interdemensional super being, threatening to bring Fail and destroy all of the worlds Win, and it's up to four mighty heros to stand up and defeat me!

Unfortunately for me, it only takes one hit, because I fail that bad... But I'm not the actual final boss. The real final boss is GLG, because he's the one that brought me to that world, thus he's an interuniversal terrorist!