View Full Version : Happy bday Klo
Draco2003
2009-05-26, 12:00 PM
Only 21? Don't she got a kid? Man... moms is startin' younger and younger these days...
Anywho, Happy Birthday!
-Spector-
2009-05-26, 12:35 PM
Happy Birthday.
My 7 year old sister has a kid.
JRwakebord
2009-05-26, 12:49 PM
Happy birthday! Go celebrate!
My 7 year old sister has a kid.
:rofl:
!King_Amazon!
2010-10-04, 02:37 PM
I didn't know you could be a stripper before 21.
ooooh
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!King_Amazon!
2010-10-04, 03:01 PM
I didn't really do anything there. She's a stripper. Or at least she was. I didn't realize that you could be a stripper before 21 in Vegas.
EDIT: Actually, I just realized that this thread was made in 2009. She told me approximately September 2009 that she was a stripper, so that might have come after she turned 21.
whatever pays the bills I guess. I'm pretty sure they actually make pretty legit money out in Vegas, as compared to mormon towns and hickvilles like we live in.
!King_Amazon!
2010-10-04, 03:41 PM
From what I saw in Vegas, most patrons of strip clubs are cheap asses that just want a free show. I was throwing 1's and I'd give the really nice looking/skillful girls a 5ver, and you would have thought I was a celebrity with how much attention I was drawing. Although I think Klo told me she worked at the Spearmint Rhino or one of the nicer clubs. I've never actually patronized anything but the shitholes, so I can't really say what the nicer places are like.
The best strip club I've been to is hands-down in Topeka, Kansas, of all places. Strip clubs in Utah suck ass because:
1. If they serve alcohol, the girls have to wear pasties and have everything covered up.
2. If you want to go to a full-nude club, you have to go to one that doesn't serve alcohol.
3. In either case, you have to stay 5+ feet away from the girls at all times and there's no such thing as a lap dance in Utah.
Also, any imported beer here has to be 3.2% ABV or 4.0% ABV if it is from a local brewery. Utah is also the only state in our country to define the size of a shot, and it's basically half the size of what you would get if you went anywhere else and asked for a shot. Oh, and every time I go in a bar, my license has to be scanned.
Fuck Mormons.
1. If they serve alcohol, the girls have to wear pasties and have everything covered up.
2. If you want to go to a full-nude club, you have to go to one that doesn't serve alcohol.
Same here in Florida. The county I live in doesn't even allow strip clubs. GG Bible Belt.
3. In either case, you have to stay 5+ feet away from the girls at all times and there's no such thing as a lap dance in Utah.
That's hilarious. And i'm actually not sure on the Florida laws, I haven't been to a strip club since turning 21.
Hayduke
2010-10-04, 06:07 PM
The 18+ strip clubs are fully nude. The 21+ strip clubs are topless. Alcohol factor. I would say yes probably most of the guys that go into strip clubs usually get a dance or two at most. I would also say nearly as many go to Vegas with a budget in mind, and lots of men factor clubs into that. The real money though is finding the occasional rich dude, and then stringing him along.
I never saw the appeal of strip clubs. The fun is in the hunt! It's like paying someone else to kill your food and serve it to you. Wait...
!King_Amazon!
2010-10-05, 08:25 AM
The real money though is finding the occasional rich dude, and then stringing him along.
That is what your baby's mama told me.
I never saw the appeal of strip clubs. The fun is in the hunt! It's like paying someone else to kill your food and serve it to you. Wait...
it's more fun getting hunted. wait...
Hayduke
2010-10-05, 08:38 AM
I never saw the appeal of strip clubs. The fun is in the hunt! It's like paying someone else to kill your food and serve it to you. Wait...
You could always try and date a stripper. Imo, they are more elusive than your average 22 year old girl. Plus the real hunt is in finding one with the least damage.
!King_Amazon!
2010-10-05, 08:43 AM
The cocktail waitresses are where it's at in strip clubs, if you are trying to get laid. A lot of them are neglected by the patrons, so they get annoyed, especially since they see themselves as being better than the strippers since they aren't taking off their clothes for money. They love any attention they can get.
Not that I would know.
Not that I would know.
agreed.
!King_Amazon!
2010-10-05, 08:59 AM
agreed.
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funniest post ever
no da funniest part of dis thred is tat u keep tabs on klo
stalker
!King_Amazon!
2010-10-05, 09:33 AM
I don't have to keep tabs, she was openly telling me these things and trying to get me to party with her in Vegas probably because she thought I'd give her money or something.
Hell, back when she was still with Kaneda she was trying to get me to let her come visit me in SLC while I was still with Nikki.
Hayduke
2010-10-05, 12:53 PM
Hell, back when she was still with Kaneda she was trying to get me to let her come visit me in SLC while I was still with Nikki.
:haha: She sure likes attention.
!King_Amazon!
2010-10-05, 01:10 PM
:haha: She sure likes attention.
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Willkillforfood
2010-12-04, 11:14 PM
You killed him ka!
yeah right lol. ka was the least of his worries. He was more focused on the valet guy, drug dealers, customers, friends, girlfriends.... he didn't really show it but the guy that i was looking at for long term life shit, but he was still a part of that too. Craziness. He wanted me to get over it and knew I wouldn't if i could be with him still. And he didn't think he could change anything about himself, because he had already acknowledged what was wrong and it hadn't just changed. Thinking about it wasn't working, ending it did I suppose. For him :/ fml.
!King_Amazon!
2010-12-06, 08:18 AM
Changing oneself is one of the hardest things to do. We are who we are. Learning to live with that is hard enough.
Skurai
2010-12-07, 06:23 AM
Oh, I disagree. I can change as much as I wanted, give me a day in the library for research. Call my bluff.
Wallow
2010-12-07, 01:23 PM
Oh, I disagree. I can change as much as I wanted, give me a day in the library for research. Call my bluff.
That's not changing who you are. That's simply pretense.
Skurai
2010-12-08, 11:12 PM
No, no, just extreme acting to the point you forget how to act like you did before.
Wallow
2010-12-09, 01:01 PM
That doesn't happen on a simple trip to a library. And you would have to displace all your short term and long term memories by conditioning, which is nearly impossible.
Skurai
2010-12-09, 09:08 PM
Oh-hooooo~
I can't wait until we have a Zelaron meet-up in my town. You guys're gonna die, when you see how wrong you are~ <3
Kazilla
2010-12-10, 05:06 AM
There is always.... Inception!
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