I just thought of the best thing...

[-Spector-]

Virtual reality porn!

[Kazilla]

POV footage has existed since the first cameras were mounted in early airplanes[2] and cars, anywhere a film’s creator intended to take viewers inside the action with the psychological purpose of giving viewers a feel of “What he or she is going through,” he or she being a participant in the subject matter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/POV_Videography_and_VholdR

I would link you to some of this marvelous POV porn but, for fear of being denied access to Zelaron tomorrow, I'll refrain and insist you google some yourself.

[Jessifer]

...Sex. Actual sex.

[-Spector-]

I have sex and I still occasionally masturbate, is that bad?

[Kazilla]

Everyone masturbates, if someone says.. I don't I have a girl to do it for me. That usually means he isn't getting shit from his girl except a handy maybe once a month.

[Jessifer]

What human being over the age of 13 (or younger, in some cases) doesn't masturbate?

[-Spector-]

People with no arms.

[Kazilla]

I've seen it done with feet.