T-shirt Ideas'

[Kazilla]

So, remember that shop that Chruser and WetWired are thinking/working on implementing? Well, we all know it is going to be a while and in the mean time we should get some idea's down. Stuff that has Zelaron written all over it. From the good ol`days when 1/2 the current members weren't even around. The only thing I got that sticks out to me is this message..

"This message is hidden because D3v is on your ignore list"

What other saying's or quote's has Zelaron had that are worthy?

Ready.. set... Go!

[Draco2003]

I think we should have one that says:

Ziiiiiiinnnnnnnggg!

or other flame forum favorites!

[Sum Yung Guy]

"This shirt was created by WetWired at Chruser's demand... and he hated every minute of it."
"Best seen with eyes open."
"Gravitized"
"On again, off again supreme moderator!"
"jamer123 says hello?"

[!King_Amazon!]

Having something that would mean something to people who don't know anything about Zelaron would be a lot more beneficial. As I've said before, having a shop where people can buy a shirt/hoodie that says "Zelaron Gaming Forums" with "www.zelaron.com" on it somewhere that doesn't look like a piece of crap is essentially just a walking advertisement.

I mean, imagine you have a Zelaron hoodie, and go to the mall. A ton of people would see your hoodie, and at least a couple of them would probably check and see what Zelaron is all about. One variation to this idea is to leave "Zelaron Gaming Forums" off of the article of clothing and just have "www.zelaron.com" somewhere on it. Having "Zelaron Gaming Forums" would probably be less likely to get people to visit, since that takes some of the mystery out of it. "Zelaron" is a pretty interesting name, and having people visit simply to find out what it is would be a good thing.

[D3V]

www.Zelaron.com

"LIVE FREE NUDES/SEXX PICS/ANAL/HARDCORE"

[Kazilla]

Having something that would mean something to people who don't know anything about Zelaron would be a lot more beneficial. As I've said before, having a shop where people can buy a shirt/hoodie that says "Zelaron Gaming Forums" with "www.zelaron.com" on it somewhere that doesn't look like a piece of crap is essentially just a walking advertisement.

I mean, imagine you have a Zelaron hoodie, and go to the mall. A ton of people would see your hoodie, and at least a couple of them would probably check and see what Zelaron is all about. One variation to this idea is to leave "Zelaron Gaming Forums" off of the article of clothing and just have "www.zelaron.com" somewhere on it. Having "Zelaron Gaming Forums" would probably be less likely to get people to visit, since that takes some of the mystery out of it. "Zelaron" is a pretty interesting name, and having people visit simply to find out what it is would be a good thing.
We should have a raffel to see who gets the first hoddie for free! That would be awesome imo. Obviously you should have www.zelaron.com on it somewhere because that is basically our logo.

[Asamin]

Ummmmmmmmm, no. I can't think of any good ones but i'll ponder it for a while.

[-Spector-]

Zelaron Hoodie - On the front have someone make a Zelaron logo, kinda like that image we voted for to have next to the URL when on Zel.. I forget the name.

The on the back just have www.zelaron.com

Black hoodie/Dark blue text?

[Jessifer]

"I enjoy the static noises of ten television sets simutaniously tuned to 412.84 MHz"

Blue on black sounds good.

[D3V]

"Got LOL?"

Zelaron.com

[Jessifer]

"lolwut"

[D3V]

on the back.

[Jessifer]

Totally.

[D3V]

I'd wear it.

[Jessifer]

I am unafraid of ridicule.

I'd wear it too.

[D3V]

Maybe we should have a contest to where somebody could actually win one..

[Jessifer]

So long as it has nothing to do with intelligence. Because I'd lose in an instant.

[D3V]

Well there is one way to determine a winner where intelligence is the least of the worries, a Vote!

[Jessifer]

And what, the winner takes pix?

Not so sure of a vote.

[-Spector-]

" Seach Unpatched Dupe-modul !!!!!!!"

[Kazilla]

Maybe we should have a contest to where somebody could actually win one..
Cough, I already suggested a raffel.

Maybe we could come up with a short phrase we could use as our tshirt logo. In Highschool a couple of my friends and I came up with 1337juice. Which was basically water. We made a couple tshirts for our crimincal justice teacher who had a few rules for his classroom.

All black tshirt that said "No Limit Soldier" and on the back on the bottom right it said 1337juice.

[Sum Yung Guy]

I would punch someone wearing that.

[D3V]

1337juice is pretty lame.

[Kazilla]

You all are just jealous you didn't think of it. 1337juice was by far the coolest thing our class had going for it.

[D3V]

This the chess club or something?

[Willkillforfood]

"We released doom 3 first. Zelaron.com"

[Kazilla]

criminal justice

See above.

[-Spector-]

1337juice shouldn't be just water... that's not very 1337.

It should be Cocain-Water.

[Coffeedagger]

Agreed, cocain adds to the 1337 stat by +10

[Asamin]

It also gives an accuracy bonus of -10 though. Still 1337!

[-Spector-]

Actually you are able to concentrate very hard while high on coke. Quite similar to Amphetamines.

[D3V]

I concentrate on stupid shit while high.



"Zelaron, where it's always 4:20

[Sum Yung Guy]

Banned, unbanned, banned, unbanned, banned, unbanned
----------------z e l a r o n . C o m-----------------------

[Asamin]

I don't know how, but we should have something about kyruu making another account and pretending to be a girl.

[Thanatos]

As KA has said, making a T-shirt with an inside joke that people aren't going to understand really isn't worthwhile.

We need to make it mysterious, so people's responses are "WTF is Zelaron.com? I'm definitely going to check it out." Perhaps on the front all it needs to say is "Zelaron.com" and on the back, in big bold letters "CURIOUS?" or "INTRIGUED?"

[Jessifer]

"not pr0n, sort of."

[-Spector-]

Let's get that racist picture of D3V on the front and see how many people get shot.

[Kazilla]

As KA has said, making a T-shirt with an inside joke that people aren't going to understand really isn't worthwhile.

We need to make it mysterious, so people's responses are "WTF is Zelaron.com? I'm definitely going to check it out." Perhaps on the front all it needs to say is "Zelaron.com" and on the back, in big bold letters "CURIOUS?" or "INTRIGUED?"
Most inside jokes I hear make me want to know what is behind it. Thus mysterious...

My favorite so far..


Banned, unbanned, banned, unbanned, banned, unbanned
----------------z e l a r o n . C o m-----------------------

[Lenny]

I admire the Zero Punctuation shirts, particularly the "Shhh! I'm an assassin!" one. They have an inside joke on them, and a small picture if it's appropriate (I'll try and find a picture).

Something that all of us will get (No offense to D3V, but "This message is hidden because D3v is on your ignore list" is one that we'll all understand) but is still funny will be great.

[jamer123]

lol this is funny Who ever we are, where ever we are, eveyone nows to stay outta our way.

back
This is my place.
( WWW.ZELARON.COM (http://www.ZELARON.COM) )

[Kazilla]

That's funny?

[Jessifer]

Just smile and nod.

[D3V]

I admire the Zero Punctuation shirts, particularly the "Shhh! I'm an assassin!" one. They have an inside joke on them, and a small picture if it's appropriate (I'll try and find a picture).

Something that all of us will get (No offense to D3V, but "This message is hidden because D3v is on your ignore list" is one that we'll all understand) but is still funny will be great.

None taken, I'd wear it.

[Asamin]

That or the gender confusion thing Wallow had as his sig for a while. Thing is I couldn't wear that into school so we can't have that.


Edit:
I know it sucks but I got one:
Zelaron.com, where girls, video games, programing, and anime are all one.

[Jessifer]

:weird:

...I don't get it.

[D3V]

That or the gender confusion thing Wallow had as his sig for a while. Thing is I couldn't wear that into school so we can't have that.


Edit:
I know it sucks but I got one:
Zelaron.com, where girls, video games, programing, and anime are all one.

:confused::confused: x infinity.

How about


Zelaron.com, where random fucking people from all backgrounds and all education levels come to elaborate on their boredom.

[Sum Yung Guy]

z e l a r o n . C o m
- c i r c a 2 0 0 2 -

[Jessifer]

Minus the swearword.

Or how about...

"hello
hello
hi
hello
hi"

[D3V]

I <3 Jamer t-shirts

[-Spector-]

"Gimme Itam"

[D3V]

"i srched 4 dupez, and fond diz place"

[Kazilla]

"Is there any public dupe out!!"

[D3V]

Zelaron.com, where it's all pink on the inside.

[Jessifer]

Best cooked medium rare.

[D3V]

"To see Sarah Palin's Porn clips visit www.zelaron.com"

[Jessifer]

I doubt our goal is to mentally scar people.

[D3V]

That is true..

"Goes in clean, comes out green; www.zelaron.com"

[Lenny]

No. All we need is a picture of a praying mantis wearing a T-shirt that sports the legend "Zelaron.com".

[!King_Amazon!]

No. All we need is a picture of a praying mantis wearing a T-shirt that sports the legend "Zelaron.com".
I like this.

[Wallow]

That or the gender confusion thing Wallow had as his sig for a while. Thing is I couldn't wear that into school so we can't have that.

He means dis:

You know it's every boy's dream to have a vagina
I'll own your penis with my penis

Umm, Sex confusion?

[jamer123]

now thats funny zelaron the place to search of your sanity www.zelaron.com (http://www.zelaron.com)

[Draco2003]

Banned, unbanned, banned, unbanned, banned, unbanned
----------------z e l a r o n . C o m-----------------------

"i srched 4 dupez, and fond diz place"


I like those so far, or something along the lines of "My friends hacked Diablo II and all I got was this crummy hoodie..."
or
"Enjoy cheesecake."

[-Spector-]

BEEFCAKE



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[D3V]

"I paid for this? Lulz, I want a refund"

[Jessifer]

That made me laugh. :X

[Tuttifrutti]

Would they be only ugly boy shirts or could we get nice girly type shirts too? :D

[D3V]

I'm sure any shape/form color/size could be outfitted as long as you order it that way. I want to know who's going to organize payments and distribute these =)

I volunteer Chruser.

[Jessifer]

I could always use another hoodie.

[!King_Amazon!]

Why hasn't anyone fixed the thread title yet?

[Jessifer]

To what, exactly?

[Lenny]

To T-shirt Ideas', boviously.

I rather like the "My friends hacked D2 and all I got was this crummy hoody" idea.

[platnum]

"We released doom 3 first. Zelaron.com"

seconded.

[Draco2003]

I thought of a few more, and at the time they were funny... but that's cause it was late at night... y'know, when EVERYTHING seems funny... but now they just aren't. I'll give'em a shot anyways, maybe you guys/gals might like them.

1.) Remember?
When you were drunk?
You and that guy...?
Zelaron does!
--www.zelaron.com--
Remembering your mistakes since 2002

2.)For lack of more intelligent members
--------www.zelaron.com------------


The second one is kinda like that saying, "For lack of a better word," or something... Anyways yeah.

[Kazilla]

I like the second one, first one throws me for a loop.

[D3V]

"Zelaron is like Obama; Black on the outside, white in the middle".

[Kazilla]

-------Kazilla is here-------
---taking your tax dollars---

[Draco2003]

"Your first post at Zelaron is like your first time having sex. Except for the wonderful feeling... or the excitement... or the fear of a defunct condom... Okay so Zelaron is nothing like sex."

[Kazilla]

-- Nazi's < Jews --
---- Hail Hitler ----

[Kazilla]

Honestly, what would a Zelaron store be without a Jamer123 t-shirt.


[13:51] jamer123: hello
[14:40] jamer123: hey
[14:41] Willkillforfood: hi
[14:44] jamer123: im transfering schools
[14:44] Willkillforfood: to where?
[14:44] jamer123: im not saying
[14:50] jamer123: but i hated the school i use to go to
[14:53] jamer123: i got a domain name
[14:59] jamer123: hello anyone there
[15:07] Chruser: No.
[15:08] jamer123: what
[15:09] jamer123: hey chruser
[15:10] jamer123: nooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooo
[15:13] jamer123: we have a russain alert
[15:33] jamer123: hello
[16:13] jamer123: hello
[17:33] jamer123: hello asamin you there

[D3V]

I'm just going to take $20 to the mall and have my own Zelaron hoodie made, do you consent Chruser?

On the back will have my phone # and says "Only hot girls call"

My friend put it on the side of his bus and got called eeeeeeverrryyy day.

[Jessifer]

Hehe...Russian Alert...

[Kazilla]

I'm just going to take $20 to the mall and have my own Zelaron hoodie made, do you consent Chruser?

On the back will have my phone # and says "Only hot girls call"

My friend put it on the side of his bus and got called eeeeeeverrryyy day.
I'm sure each and every person that called was hot. One day riding home on the bus, we wrote on a piece of paper, "Honk if your horny". I kid you not, the only people to honk was this car of four older people.

[D3V]

Non-pud putting on his hoodie = Success
Pud putting on his hoodie = Failure

[!King_Amazon!]

Will someone fix the title already?

[D3V]

Doubt it.

[Thanatos]

Will someone fix the title already?

Nope.

[Jessifer]

Peeved, are we?

[JRwakebord]

God when I try to think of old things on the board all I can think of is fighting with DemiNeo and TacoX making a sig that involved threatening him with a chainsaw.

I do, however, like the simple www.zelaron.com hoodie.




Now that I think about it, I really hope the DemiNeo story was actually this forum...

[Snake]

I vote a circular rainbow. That would draw attention; You never see those irl.

[Skurai]

I still think we need a wiki.

Honestly, a bunch of Zelaron stuff would be awesome. A D3V action figure, with excessive-posting action, and a !K_A! bong, maybe some hats with Lenny on them. And, of course, Zelaron written somewhere on them, to pull things together.

[Snake]

Zelaron.cum

[jamer123]

what the hell, im not on anything skari

[Snake]

No, you don't deserve to be either! >8o

[jamer123]

im one of the most famous users around here

[Snake]

Lie, lie, and lie some more.

[jamer123]

just ask around and youll find your in a dick step away from getting hurt

[Snake]

Ask who? Nobody logged in gives a shit about you. I checked their pages. Tough luck, skippy.

[jamer123]

check the threads loser ... ive flamed the flamers, ive owned them all people dont mess with me because they allways lose so screw off loser

[Snake]

With such big words, I doubt you can do shit. And as far as me screwing off, go make yourself some burritos, 'cause you're in for a crazy night if you want to try me, douchebag.

[jamer123]

ok douchebag if you seriously want to start it with me then try ... youll be liking your own asshole when im done with you

btw i dont care about harshness i can troll your ass intill your mommy says holy shit you got owned

[Snake]

First, I can't understand a goddamn word you say, so I'd 'preciate it if you'd learn some grammar. Second, aside from you enjoying the taste of your own asshole, I'd really rather not be introduced to it, you pedophile peice of shit. If my mom ever said I got owned by a retarded gimp, like yourself, I'd probably break down in laughter because you can't even speak, let alone harass me with jokes from 1975. If you really want to get something going, put it in the flame forum, I'd rather not be banned because some asinine, cocky, moronic, faggot-ass, like you really thinks they have the "goodies" to own me. I'll be waiting, dolt.

[Skurai]

check the threads loser ... ive flamed the flamers, ive owned them all people dont mess with me because they allways lose so screw off loser

So, you're saying everyone, even K_A and D3V are afraid of you?
Lol. LMAO!!!
I'm loving this so much! It's Lulmageddon on Zelaron!

[Snake]

No, he never has. He doesn't have the mental capacity, and proved it earlier. I've looked at his previous "Flaming" and it's the lamest shit I've ever witnessed.

[Skurai]

Calm dowwwwwwwn~
You're gonna give yourself cancer, if you keep freaking out. Jamer's just some kid, we all know. No need to fight with him, hehe. :rolleyes:

[!King_Amazon!]

I'm fucking scared shitless of Jamer321. I don't mess with him.

[Snake]

That's not Jamer321, L.

[Skurai]

I'm fucking scared shitless of Jamer321. I don't mess with him.

My opinion suddenly has changed. Here, I thought K_A was King of the Amazon. Turns out it's actually Jamer.

[Snake]

Not anymore. Pssssh. xoxo

[Skurai]

You've got one of the large Internet Penises I've ever seen. Apparently.

[Snake]

Oh, L. You must have taken a peek at the pictures on my USER CP? How'd you like them?

[Skurai]

Shirt with Jamer123 on a throne with a scepter in the air and lightning flashing would be interesting.
South Park characters with Zelaron member names above them would be silly, too.

[Snake]

Try this on for size...There is a toilet seat, with "Zelaron" printed on the front, and bottom(for the girlies) along with Zelaron toilet paper(because 90% of the people who actually log in are redneck dog shit). And for the kids, oh I didn't forget them...Party supplies! That's the whole works; Napkins, paper plates, forks, spoons, plastic knives, plastic cups. And even a better idea, let's create all these items with the most harmful poisonous waste. Oh Jesus, I'm a genius.

[!King_Amazon!]

I like your ideas.

/headasplode

[Thanatos]

Oh Jesus, I'm a genious.

Considering you can't even spell genius..

you suck

[Snake]

Considering you can't even spell genius..

you suck
NO pic, NO proof.

Besides that, I think a T-shirt would be great. Considering we have so much activity, and don't need anymore. So let's procrastinate more? :D

[Skurai]

Try this on for size...There is a toilet seat, with "Zelaron" printed on the front, and bottom(for the girlies) along with Zelaron toilet paper(because 90% of the people who actually log in are redneck dog shit). And for the kids, oh I didn't forget them...Party supplies! That's the whole works; Napkins, paper plates, forks, spoons, plastic knives, plastic cups. And even a better idea, let's create all these items with the most harmful poisonous waste. Oh Jesus, I'm a genius.

Now, do the party supplies and toilet come together, or are they separate products?

[!King_Amazon!]

NO pic, NO proof.

Mods can see all previous versions of your post.

[D3V]

Considering you can't even spell genius..

you suck

:grin:

[Snake]

Oh well, you caught me... :(

[D3V]

You can't ever win on Zelaron.

[Skurai]

You can't ever win on Zelaron.

The only way to win is to die. *Mama Luigi face*

[!King_Amazon!]

I win all of the time so anyone claiming to be unable to win on Zelaron must just be a sore loser.

[Skurai]

Remember back when I was crazy?
I said you die all the time. See? You die, you win.

[Chrystalia]

I think we should make a shirt that says "In b4 Skurai."

[Skurai]

A saying that has never been said once on Zelaron. Strangely enough. :weird:

[Chrystalia]

Leave it to the new guy. xD

[Skurai]

I want a shirt with Mdselctr on it that just says "And then there were none." for some reason...

[KagomJack]

I'd just get a "Visit Zelaron.com. We'll make you moan."

[D3V]

I think we should make a shirt that says "In b4 Skurai."


yeah? So you went back in the history of the threads to dig up that homosexual inside joke?

[Skurai]

Smells like newfag, D3V... would you like someone to tell you what "inb4" means?

[Kazilla]

Generally used on internet forums, inb4 refers to a user posting a reply to a message/topic "before" another user posts an obvious response. When used appropriately, inb4 is followed by a word or short phrase that the user knows will eventually appear in the topic conversation.
Jonny113: Jiraiya would beat the crap out of Itachi.

Steven387: inb4MS

Mike128: You know Itachi has MS, so Jiraiya doesn't stand a chance.

[jamer123]

just an idea why dont we just have our own t shirt creator ... a person will choose from avalible choices and add what ever else they want

[Skurai]

Generally used on internet forums, inb4 refers to a user posting a reply to a message/topic "before" another user posts an obvious response. When used appropriately, inb4 is followed by a word or short phrase that the user knows will eventually appear in the topic conversation.
Jonny113: Jiraiya would beat the crap out of Itachi.

Steven387: inb4MS

Mike128: You know Itachi has MS, so Jiraiya doesn't stand a chance.

Thank you, Kazilla.

Thus, D3V, your response made absolutely no sense.

[D3V]

I will not play your troll games.

[Skurai]

Oh, but you're already playing. Zelaron is my troll game.

[alex132005]

I'd just get a "Visit www.penisbot.com We'll make you moan."


Sounds like a good idea!

[Skurai]

When did he say that?