The Obvious Game

[Kazilla]

Lets face it, in every game you run into at one point or another Mr. Obvious, better known as Captain Obvious. He/she points out things that are so blatantly obvious it's painful to see him say it! So, lets get an on going list of all the obvious things out there in an attempt to hault further obvious observations. I'm not sure as to how far this idea stretches, but I'll get us started.

Diablo 2:
You're running some Baal games for your friend in NM. You get to the throne room and as your clearing it, Captain Obvious chirps in with..

"Are you going to tp?"

[Draco2003]

Halo 3:
On the level where you are on the road to Voi, and you reach the point where you have to take on 2 dropships of Brutes, and a tank. You can take out most of the Brutes, but somehow that god damned Wraith plants a mortar on your face every... single... fucking... time! You can't help but drop the controller and glare your most menacing glare at the retard who bellows:
"Damn, you need to take out that tank... it kills you every time..."

[Asamin]

Another Halo 3 one. Only really makes the most sense on easy. But it can be done on normal.

On the level where you start out with a sniper, you get to the point where your drop ship comes down and leaves off 4 tanks, if you start mauling everything, like you do with tanks, a marine shouts, "Tank beats everything"
No duh, it's a fucking tank.