So, say someone has...

[Kazilla]

some blockage in their system - and leading laxatives dont do the trick. I heard JabaJuice has somesort of 'weedgrass' or 'wheatgrass' you can take and that is supposed to flush your system pretty good. Or perhaps i could tag a swig of straight prune juice.

Any in home remedies you guys found to work well?

slight disturbing but the average person should poo once maybe twice a day, given they are eating 3 full meals.

Im assuming once every week or so is bad.

[Willkillforfood]

You just crap once a week? Sounds like you might have swelling in your intestines. See a doctor.

[jamer123]

ouch that dosent sound good

[Kazilla]

i had some ex-ray's taken and the doctor just told me to get some laxatives and it would take care of it, went and bought some exlax and it made me fart a couple of times. I have gained 30 pounds in like 3 months time. Its getting outta hand.

[Willkillforfood]

Get another opinion. The digestive system has a massive bloodflow to it. If your intenstines rupture you will run a good risk of bleeding to death. Just imho it's not worth risking and he seems to not have taken it seriously.

[Kazilla]

When the x-rays were taken she told me that it looked like i have an awful lot of stuhl in my belly (or wherever it subsides). What part appears to be not taken seriously? Perhaps they didnt take in account that it was alot more serious of a blockage then they thought or, what are you thinking.

What could cause the intestines to rupture?

[-Spector-]

Eat some really spicey food perhaps?

[Tuttifrutti]

i said i would get you some prune juice, quit bein so dramatical :P

[KagomJack]

You can't really go to Jamba Juice for something like this. And I'd get a second opinion ASAP. That is REALLY bad for you and as WKFF said, it could have a possibility to rupture.

[Kazilla]

my father recommended i walk down to the circle k every morning and grab a coffee. He said walking will help move it about and the coffee he said has always helped him.

I called for a colonic but they have 1 service for $75. That is way outta my price range. They shouldnt charge so much for that - the water is pratically free, so i am paying for them to starilize a hose after i ram it up my rectum

[D3V]

....Eh, Mathmeticians work their problems out with a pencil..

[KagomJack]

I'd say scrounge up $75. That's pretty cheap in the world of medicine and doctors.

[Goodlookinguy]

I wasn't really reading the comments as I went down. However, I would suggest eating some Taco Bell. Their food is like a liquid plumber for your system. It'll knock it out of ya in no time.

To add, I suggest getting more of the daily nutrients in your body daily. It's weird, but I'm a big guy, not huge, just a little fluffy. I eat very healthy though. You should also take the product with the catchphrase "From A to Zinc." (I've managed to let the name slip my mind, even though I take it daily.)

[Kazilla]

my mom suggested that i get the system flush then correctly stock my appartments pantry. Atm its full of soda - chips - oreo's and any other food you think a new home owner would eat

[Jessifer]

Try Activia, perhaps?

Or, as a completely unhelpful suggestion: Call Mantra and ask him to, er, "help" you out..

[KagomJack]

That's not a good idea. Someone suffering from what could be chronic constipation should NOT have anal sex.

[quikspy67]

Hahaahahhaa, yeah do what Jessifer said.

[Jessifer]

Yes, I know...I could not help myself, though.

[HandOfHeaven]

Exercise can also get your metabolism going. You should consult a physician, because once every two-three days is not normal. Once every seven days means you have a severe rectal blockage and need treatment. You don't have any hemorhoids growing, do you?

[Kazilla]

the only thing i have in my knowledge to reference what exactly a hemroid is, is on ace ventura pet detective. Assuming a hemeroid is something growing from my ass im going to go ahead and say at this time, no... lol

Excersise is probably a key factor - im going to the military in < 5 months and i cant even do 10 pushups lol. Im going to start walking down to the corner store each morning to pick up a cup of coffee (dads suggestion). Im unemployed and all day sit on my ass on my computer or my couch i should really be heading down to the workout room and jog for a mile or so. Also jessifer's suggestion on activia was also 1 of my own. It does help to regulate yourself and is a very easy form of fiber to take down each night. Thanks guys for your suggestions - ill let you know how it works out for me.

[HandOfHeaven]

Try getting a training regimen down. Do 100 pushups and situps each day; I usually do mine in increments of 25. Try walking around more, buy an exercise bike, or just plain old jog. Make sure not to overdue it at first, though. You'll end up burning yourself out. Once you get your fitness up try to find a pickup soccer or basketball game. Both can be a good conditioning tool, because you jog quite a bit as well as sprinting.

If you've just been sitting on your ass, then your 'blockage' may just be due to inactivity, but there are other factors that play in. The above suggestion was geared more toward your joining the military. Also, once you get your speed/fitness up, try to hit the gym and lift weights 3 or 4 times a week. It will make basic training much much easier for you.

[Kazilla]

i used to love basketball - i just have no idea where to find anyone to play it with lol. Last time i played was in gradeschool

[Jessifer]

Hemorrhoids are swollen veins of the anal canal, caused by too much pressure on the veins themselves. And they're painful.

Unfortunately, I know.

You're welcome for this TMI moment.

[HandOfHeaven]

*shudders*

[Kazilla]

got some coffee - and a walk down to the nearest corner store. The liquid went right through me, however idk about the rest of it ;) Circle K coffee ftw.

[Jessifer]

Circle K = evil. They have like...the highest gas prices around here.

[Kazilla]

Has anyone ever had a colonic? What prices did you pay and how many sessions did you get? How did you feel before, durring, and afterwards? Did you lose any weight? Did you feel 100% better, and completely refreshed?

[Willkillforfood]

All I know is once you get in the military your medical problems will be fixed (as long as you pass the physical.)

[HandOfHeaven]

Have you taken a shit lately?

[Kazilla]

2 days ago...

[Thanatos]

Eat raisin bran every morning.

Trust me.

[KagomJack]

Exercise works wonders.

[Kazilla]

Eat raisin bran every morning.

Trust me.
We actually bought a box of Total raisan bran. it wasnt as bad without suger as the regular kind.



Ive been trying to excersise a little bit here and there, walking in the early mornings and what not - ill have to keep on it.

[Jessifer]

I love regular Raisin Bran, and Frosted Mini Wheats. Yum. :)

[Kazilla]

Regular Raisan Bran is very good, but I have to drench the thing in sugar.

[Jessifer]

Ew, no. Just add more raisins.

[HandOfHeaven]

I'm a fan of Special K cereals. My favorite is the one with bits of yogurt in it, but the regular is just plain delicious.

[Willkillforfood]

Quiet hemorrhoid girl.

[D3V]

Or Kazilla, you could just pull your head out of your ass, that might make it impossible to shit with you licking your balls with the rest of your dome rammed in your sphincter.














kidding.

[Tuttifrutti]

wow... thats nice of you. this is an actual serious topic :P

ive been trying to get him to go to the fitness room or go swimming, get some exercise, but to no avail. he thinks he needs a colonic to get healthy... all you need to do is eat healthy stuff and your body will fix itself.

[Jessifer]

You. Go die.

[KagomJack]

Break it up here, you bunch of looky Lou's, there's nothing to see here, just move along.