The Zelaron Government

[Draco2003]

As I read through the posts that various members make in the whole... 4 years I think I have been here, I have wondered why we don't form our own country?

Obviously we have different views, but I'd say about 9 times out of 10, we seem to come to an understanding. We all want what's best for our fellow man.

I personally believe that half the active members here have a combined IQ that easilly surpasses that of the entire American Government! (Bush has a -180) But if we had actually come together to purchase an island, I think it would thrive extremely well. Also, alot of you guys are respected and prove to be liked by the majority of us here! How many politicians can say they have the respect of all thier voters?


Anyways, just something that comes across my mind every now and again...

[Wallow]

A Zelaron government?
I'd imagine that if we were to form something like that, all the senior members would just take complete control and force other members that have been here less like me to work at a desk or something. Not happening

[KagomJack]

I approve of this idea.

[Willkillforfood]

Work at a desk? I'd vote more for execution :x. YOU TREASONOUS BASTARDS!

[!King_Amazon!]

Work at a desk? I'd vote more for execution :x. YOU TREASONOUS BASTARDS!

Stop using that smiley before I ban you.

[Willkillforfood]

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x What was this post about again?

[Jessifer]

There would be a coup within the first 24 hours, I predict.

[Wallow]

Not before everyone but me agrees to execute Kyeruu, and throw me in jail for not hating him.

[Willkillforfood]

We won't waste precious resources on jail. Every crime down to public intoxication is punishable by public execution.

[KagomJack]

You and me, baby. You and me.

[Jessifer]

w00t!

[KagomJack]

We will rule with an iron fist! Also, can K_A be our foreign affairs adviser?

[Jessifer]

I think he'll want a position more powerful than that.

[KagomJack]

=|

I want to rule, dammit.

[Jessifer]

Well no shit, I was thinking more along the lines of commanding the army.

[KagomJack]

I think that might be dangerous.

[Jessifer]

Perhaps.

[-Spector-]

I'll be the Pharmacist.

[quikspy67]

Haha nice, I'll be herbalist.

[Wallow]

I guess no cops fighting druggies?

[Thanatos]

Our cops are druggies.

[KagomJack]

Yeah, true dat.

[hotdog]

Our cops are druggies.

Oh how much more effective they would be!

And if anyone gets a military position. I do. I want to be the tactician and the mad scientist who makes up random shit and actually creates it. Like Hojo ala FF7.

Statue of Liberty? Meet Zelarons symbol...The Giant Boobs of (errrr....someone pick something to go here)! *made of steel and colored anatomically correctly*

[Jessifer]

Of Jess.

[Lenny]

What would I do? Can't have a proper government without the Mighty Duke, ho no.

[Jessifer]

Me thinks Lenny would be better suited to be our Foreign Affairs Advisor, KJ.

[KagomJack]

He would. I also think he should have some control over education.

[Lenny]

Bring back the cane, says I!!

[hotdog]

Bring back the cane, says I!!

The cane? Screw the cane I want the studded wooden paddle!

[quikspy67]

Oh how much more effective they would be!

And if anyone gets a military position. I do. I want to be the tactician and the mad scientist who makes up random shit and actually creates it. Like Hojo ala FF7.

Statue of Liberty? Meet Zelarons symbol...The Giant Boobs of (errrr....someone pick something to go here)! *made of steel and colored anatomically correctly*

Hojo oh no your going to fuck us over in the end.

[Jessifer]

Just keep him away from the sister-ray. And dark-haired emo-boys.

And don't let him pro-create.

[Sum Yung Guy]

I wanna be Chief of War.

[KagomJack]

Done.

[Jessifer]

Nice.

[Willkillforfood]

Lenny is the Sherrif of Nottingham.

[KagomJack]

You're court jester.

Entertain well, you live. Entertain poorly, we cut something off.

[Jessifer]

Keee hehehaha...

[Willkillforfood]

Good. I have this growth on my back...

[KagomJack]

Fingers, then hands, them arms, then feet, then legs, etc.

I just sound so bad right now. :/

[Jessifer]

You could have said "dick" first like I was thinking. Then you would have sounded really bad.

[Willkillforfood]

Jessifer, you're thinking about my dick. I'm so embarrassed.

[KagomJack]

But I'm a guy. I know how mean that would be.

[quikspy67]

Kangom can be the fag hulk.

[Wallow]

Just cut off his balls and make him a eunic. He can take care of the women

[KagomJack]

I don't want Eunichs.

[Willkillforfood]

KJ likes testicles.

[Jessifer]

Jessifer, you're thinking about my dick. I'm so embarrassed.



Yes, in addition to sharp and potentially hazardous obects. Does that get you off, baby?

[Willkillforfood]

Ask my girlfriend, ninja.

[quikspy67]

Ask KJ, Fag Hulk.

[Draco2003]

Ask my girlfriend, ninja.
Okay, if you say so...

Oh Mantra, we have some questions for you...

[hotdog]

Just keep him away from the sister-ray.

Agreed. My quad laser beam and orbital partical cannon are much better anyways.

And dark-haired emo-boys.

Defintely agreed. In fact the sheriff won't let anyone be emo in Zelaron. It is against the law.

And don't let him pro-create.

Deal. I hate women about as much as I do emo's, fake chefs, fake goths, boy bands, eggplants, and dolls.

Same goes for kids which I will often steal from you to do experiments with.

[-Spector-]

So does that make you... gay?

[quikspy67]

It makes -Spector- gay.

[hotdog]

No. It makes me full of hatred for humans. I would sooner kill the disease infested filth heaps before touching one.

[-Spector-]

So does that make you asexual?

[hotdog]

So does that make you asexual?

Same answer as above. Find me a smart and clean women otherwise die.

[-Spector-]

Hmm.. the search is on.

[hotdog]

Hmm.. the search is on.

Good luck. Seriously you will need it.

[quikspy67]

No.....you need the luck hotdog.

[hotdog]

No.....you need the luck hotdog.

I'm not the one looking lol. I'm smarter than that. I already know my request is asking for too much.

[NonGayMan]

I want to be the DICKtator.

[quikspy67]

The NonGayDicktator?

[jamer123]

lets make it were 5 people rule then 3 people assist each person.

[Wed-G]

lets make it were 5 people rule then 3 people assist each person.

How bout I be in control of the media, aka subliminal advertising and control? I'd also like to be the one who enforces the midnight curfew for non governmental officials.

[Wallow]

What is the punishment for after 12:00? A good spanking?

[KagomJack]

I disapprove.

[-Spector-]

Midnight? That when I get off of work!

Fuck that.

[Wed-G]

Midnight? That when I get off of work!

Fuck that.

Remember, non governmental officials. You're good.

[hotdog]

What is the punishment?

[jamer123]

it would be 3 days of torture

[Wallow]

I'm still with the idea of a good spanking

[jamer123]

spanking is too weak torture is too strong going to jail for a week is just right so what about major punishment i think how sever it it is how many months or years in jail is good cheating on the zelaron site will have you in jail for a week and thats the weakest besides curfue to the strongest quadhomiside with is 20 years

[hotdog]

Why not just force people to watch those stupid kid shows that come on in the morning? Like Dora and Barney. You could use a device to hold open their eyes and lock them into position facing the TV.

[Wallow]

Why not just force people to watch those stupid kid shows that come on in the morning? Like Dora and Barney. You could use a device to hold open their eyes and lock them into position facing the TV.

or bad youtube videos