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Coriander
2008-06-23, 12:04 AM
Discuss..
http://www.javaforjesus.com/JCphenom.html

Mantralord
2008-06-23, 01:07 AM
i vote we put an end to these "discuss" threads

Willkillforfood
2008-06-23, 01:27 AM
I vote we cut off your financial aid to save Florida.

Mantralord
2008-06-23, 05:50 AM
/voted

khwiii
2008-06-23, 05:51 AM
Discuss what? The fact that something in nature makes some type of shape and all the religious zealots want to say it's God, Mary, or Jesus? Yep, they are retarded.

Thanatos
2008-06-23, 07:49 AM
Discuss what? The fact that something in nature makes some type of shape and all the religious zealots want to say it's God, Mary, or Jesus? Yep, they are retarded.

Agreed. The first picture looked like a dragon, anyway. But if you shift it 90 degrees it's Jesus!

HandOfHeaven
2008-06-23, 12:10 PM
I saw a cloud that looked like a potleaf once...

jamer123
2008-06-23, 06:27 PM
one of my friend has a pic of jesus with 2 airplanes

Coriander
2008-06-23, 08:11 PM
Jesus has two airplanes?

khwiii
2008-06-23, 08:38 PM
Jesus has ALL of the airplanes. Jesus has everything. Jesus is everything.

Willkillforfood
2008-06-23, 08:39 PM
UK has two airplanes.

-Spector-
2008-06-24, 02:13 AM
That shit was so not even jesus.

Lame

Lenny
2008-06-24, 11:23 AM
I wouldn't be surprised if they were actually loaned to us by France. :(

We must be a very un-religious country, too - we rarely have tornadoes, let alone God tornadoes.

!King_Amazon!
2008-06-24, 11:46 AM
Jesus has ALL of the airplanes. Jesus has everything. Jesus is everything.

That dude is a selfish bastard. Why not share?

Willkillforfood
2008-06-24, 03:07 PM
The UK has the most tornadoes per square mile in the world, Lenny. You guys may not have many, but saying as you guys are so small you have a lot for your size.

HandOfHeaven
2008-06-24, 03:20 PM
UK has two airplanes.
The UK doesn't have those as of September 11, 2001. They used them to attack the world trade centers, and the other crashes were just flukes.

khwiii
2008-06-24, 03:37 PM
WillKill, could you please clear something up for me? You were saying the University of Kentucky, NOT the United Kingdom....Correct?

HandOfHeaven
2008-06-24, 06:57 PM
This post made me laugh really hard, because khwiii made a funny.

Willkillforfood
2008-06-24, 06:59 PM
Yes I was, Khwii. But Lenny took it and ran with the United Kingdom.

Lenny
2008-06-25, 06:00 AM
More tornadoes per square mile than anywhere else?! The last tornado I heard of on the news was about three years ago! Crazy.

Willkillforfood
2008-06-25, 07:34 PM
At least that used to be the case. I've seen it on numerous authoritative sites.

Skurai
2008-06-28, 02:44 AM
Discuss..
http://www.javaforjesus.com/JCphenom.html


I'm sorry, I'd like to believe but... all I saw was a tornado, and then something shaped like a dude with his hand up... maybe he's asking god a math question...

Coriander
2008-06-28, 08:26 PM
Quite possibly. Oh, I don't believe in god either man, if you were implying I did. Just found it browsing some shit.

Skurai
2008-06-28, 09:02 PM
Quite possibly. Oh, I don't believe in god either man, if you were implying I did. Just found it browsing some shit.

Who me? I believe in God... just don't believe that, that tornado is God....

Coriander
2008-06-28, 09:04 PM
Aaaaaah, A misunderstanding then.

Skurai
2008-06-28, 09:07 PM
I saw this picture of an eye in space though... THAT I do believe... because it looks perfectly like an eye... like "Holy F***" perfectly. o_O