I am going to be the next hitler

[Coriander]

And kill all the jews and 1 clown.

[Demosthenes]

Fine, fine, I'll set you up...

Why the clown?

[Coriander]

See? No one cares about the Jews.............................................. .................................................. ...................Old as hell joke but I'm bored.

[Chruser]

Fine, fine, I'll set you up...

Why the clown?


You beat me to it. How disadvantageous.

[Coffeedagger]

Why the jews?

[Coriander]

That isn't a serious question is it?

[Coffeedagger]

I'm serious

[Coriander]

.....Hitler Killed jews.... You ruined my joke...

[Asamin]

I'll make it work again.



So, why kill the clown. What did he do?

[Coriander]

O_o See..No one likes Jews...O_o

[Thanatos]

Is that a Mitch Hedburg joke? I know I've heard it before..

[Coriander]

Saw it on Bash.org, So I haven't a clue.

[Wallow]

Well if you're talking in a comical sense, Haha whatever

[Coriander]

No I really meant it, I am going to bring forth an army of Jew hating Eric Cartmans and Kill ever single Jew, and I will kill the clown because they're scary men wearing make-up...

[Coffeedagger]

What if the clown's a jew?

[Coriander]

All the better.

[Lenny]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/Lenny1882/ronaldmclenold.png

Can you really kill that pretty face? Can you live with the death of Ronald McLenold on your conscience?

Will you be able to sleep at night, knowing his evil twin brother and pet emu will be watching your every move? :killgrin:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/Lenny1882/lennyclown.png

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/Lenny1882/clownemu.jpg

[Coriander]

Ronald Mcdonald is a jew? HOLY SHIT!!!

[Elizabeth]

Ha, I hate clowns what isn't scary about a middle aged man wearing tons of makeup and baggy clothes, not to mention the obvious fact that he comes into contact with many, many little children.

If he's Jewish then I knew it! (no I'm only kidding, don't see why the serial killer clown's religion would matter.)

[Coriander]

Meh, I hate all religions Equally, some people twist the religion to make it appear as if what they done was justifiable or something, I 'unno.

[Elizabeth]

I know what you mean it's like my friend said to this kid once "I'm beating the shit out of you in the name of my lord jesus, now shut up and take it!" She's a very evil person but the kid she was hitting deserved every punch.

[Coriander]

See, Those are the hypocrits I can't stand..Didn't 'Jesus' or 'god' whatever he is, say Vengance was his? Bah, One of the reasons I'm a buddhist. Don't call me a hypocrit, I see buddhism as a way of living, not a religion.

[Elizabeth]

Same I'm of buhdism as well, it's not fare to be so cruel to other people because you can't find the suffering in yourself and cleanse it.

I'm trying to learn Pali/Sanskrit so that I can read the original documents for myself instead of the translated stuff, but the language is irrational and very confusing. I'm still on the path of finding myself and who I am, it's very hard to keep with this way of life when you come up against as many obstacles as I do.

My choice in friends for example can probably effect the way I live my life.

[Coriander]

Yeah, In this day and age it is nearly impossible to cleanse yourself, factors of your friends, drama which leads to hate etc etc. And yeah, your friends could be affecting it. My friend gave me a few e-books on Budhism, but I forgot the links. If I remember I'll send them to you.

[Elizabeth]

Neat, I've read a lot of books that I've purchased on buhdism, but there is not one form of budhism.

It's just how to live your life in the way that you think is healthy for yourself, It's incredibly interesting.

[KagomJack]

This. Isn't. Funny.

[Coriander]

Jew Lover :(

[KagomJack]

Actually, that is very accurate. I have a thing for Jews. Asians too.

[Elizabeth]

Ha, that's frightening.

[Lenny]

Even Zonalonalonalonanon?

[KagomJack]

How's that frightening? I also have a thing for Asians too, so it should be LESS frightening.

And no, Lenlen, not zonalon. Evar.

[Elizabeth]

Ha, just a difference of opinions tis all, I mean I dated an asian guy once, not very pleasant.

[Willkillforfood]

Actually, that is very accurate. I have a thing for Jews. Asians too.

So, suffice to say you like to play with their dradels.

[Asamin]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/Lenny1882/ronaldmclenold.png

Can you really kill that pretty face? Can you live with the death of Ronald McLenold on your conscience?

I would like to see that face die in a very painful way. He lours young children in and makes them fat.

[Elizabeth]

Ha?! That's was not going where I thought it was going, my mind is wallowing in the gutter.

[Lenny]

I fear the joke has been lost on people. :(

[Yawgmoth]

I still don't get it, what is the connection between Hitler and Buddhism? Also Hitler is very funny. Haha.

[Goodlookinguy]

I didn't find this to be very funny nor in good taste I'm afraid. Jokes revolving around WWII can only go so far. Here is an example of one I found funny, but I didn't make it, I just heard it.

(No Offense to Kagom in any way)

What is the difference between a Nazi Solider and a Gay man? 90 degrees.

If you figured it out, pat yourself on the back, if not, you might be slow.

[Yawgmoth]

Hitler is good taste and funny, making fun about things is a part of life and shouldn't be censored just because it is a difficult subject. Also, what other way is there to lessen Hitler's success in becoming a historic man than to make fun of him?

Gay jokes however are just stupid; haha - his/her sexual orientation is weird! Mock him/her/it!

Also, I seldom find ordinary jokes funny these days. Evil giraffes however...

[KagomJack]

I don't want to play with dreidls. I want to play with an older Asian Jew.