What. The. Fuck.

[-Spector-]

So I randomly get an MSN instant message (which I never use) a couple weeks ago from a kid who asks if I'm gay. I tell him no and he asks why I've never "tried it out." I told him that I have no sexual attraction to guys and never will.

Last week, he IMed me again, asking if I was alone and said some other creepy gay shit, and once again I told him I wasn't gay.So then again, today he messages me and this was our conversation:

Luminescence says: hi

chicnstu012 says: Hello

Luminescence says: u alone?

chicnstu012 says: At work, why?

Luminescence says: ah yikes

Luminescence says: what do u do?

chicnstu012 says: I'm an IT Tech support guy, I fix computers, Set up networks, hack shit

Luminescence says: oh cool

chicnstu012 says: yeah

Luminescence says: ur alone?

chicnstu012 says: In my office, yes

Luminescence says: u wanna blow a load?

chicnstu012 says: huh?

Luminescence says: wanna shoot a load out?

chicnstu012 says: ...

chicnstu012 says: Dude are you that gay kid who keeps IMing me?

Luminescence says: this is the first time i IM'd u in like a month

chicnstu012 says: I told you I wasn't gay like... 10 times

chicnstu012 says: Why do you keep trying to convert me to the realm of faggotry?

Luminescence says: as flattering as ur words are, sorry to disappoint u but just coz a guy wants to get off doesnt neccessarily mean hes interested in getting u into the team lol

chicnstu012 says: How does masturbating to and/or with another guy NOT make you gay? Or atleast Bisexual

chicnstu012 says: And my words flattering? Elaborate please.

Luminescence says: ur sexuality is determined by ur personal relationshipd not who u get off with

Luminescence says: if thats the case then every guy who ever went to college frat parties are gay lol

chicnstu012 says: Why? I have not gone to a frat party so what actions take place there?

Luminescence says: dude

Luminescence says: read up about it

Luminescence says: explaining issues about sexuality really bores / exhausts me

Luminescence says: do u wanna blow a load or not?

Luminescence says: honestly

chicnstu012 says: No, I don't.

Luminescence says: thanx see ya

chicnstu012 says: Bye...

>Blocked<

[Lenny]

You blocked him?! How dare you!! You've just closed off an avenue of entertainment for all of us. :(

[Tyrannicide]

And all I can do is laugh.

[-Spector-]

You laugh, I shudder >.<

[kyeruu]

then shudder up cause i just LOLED so hard after reading all of that O_o

[-Spector-]

Well I'm glad you get pleasure from my discommodious conversations. >.<

Due to a conversation with Lenny on the Zelaron chatbox:


[18:11] Lenny: You can still talk to me (MSN, mostly)... I just might not reply for a while.
[18:11] Lenny: And I promise not to ask you to choke the gecko with me.
[18:12] -Spector-: lol if that statement refers to that gay kid, it was the most random shit I've ever heard.
[18:13] Lenny: Unblock him, says I, and keep us updated.
[18:13] Lenny: A bit of comic relief. =P
[18:13] -Spector-: man I dunno, if people walk by and look at my screen
[18:13] -Spector-: (at work)
[18:14] -Spector-: It may be an awkward moment.
[18:14] -Spector-: But alas, the experiment will commence
>Blocked<


I have un-blocked this homosexual with raging hormones and see if he tries to seduce me again.

[talentedhamster]

w00t lol

[-Spector-]

This is no time for w00ting, motha fuck.

[slaynish]

Wanna blow a load, spector?

[HandOfHeaven]

Circle jerk parties are so 90's...

[Vault Dweller]

Wanna blow a load, spector?

Looks like we've found your virtual stalker.

[-Spector-]

Scary.

[Thanatos]

I just blew a load..

I need a napkin.

[HandOfHeaven]

Napkins, again, are the 90's. I happen to have a gatorade bottle with a wide opening. It's nice to have my own sperm bank.

[Kaneda]

You would. Just wait till its pitch black at 4AM and you mistake that for your water bottle because your cotton mouth is wrecking havoc.

[Vault Dweller]

Ugh. Self money-shot. Gross.