E-Mail my dad sent me

[-Spector-]

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.











2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.











3. The first truth is a lie.











4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.











5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.











6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.








I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus,


or occasionally pee on yourself...


You hang in there sunshine,


you're freakin' special.



---- I, am so confused.

Anyway, I licked my teeth but didn't smile.

/discuss

[Sovereign]

I licked 3 of my teeth and said fuck it and read on.

[-Spector-]

Is it because........................................... ................... You only have 3 teeth to lick?! :x

[Vault Dweller]

I touched one molar with the tip of my tongue. Then I got bored and forgot what I was doing.


Where am I?

[talentedhamster]

lol my friend erika licks windows. car windows. and the rest of the car too

[Thanatos]

I bet she sucks a mean dick.

[Kaneda]

Pretty sure you mean she licks a mean pussy.

Am I right, Talented?

[talentedhamster]

nope. wrong. also, i dont think youd want her around your dick. she bits people. everyone. alot. id be scared

[-Spector-]

So either she really sucks at giving head? or just likes biting people?

[talentedhamster]

idk about the first one but yes. she bits EVERYONE and licks alot of cars

[HandOfHeaven]

Tourettes?

[!King_Amazon!]

You should ask her how well she sucks cock.

[talentedhamster]

will do .

[Kaneda]

LMFAO. Won't let up with the head. I'm just picturing a retarded bitter girl trying to give head.

[Thanatos]

Haha, the mental image is overwhelming.

[alex132005]

she sucks n bites i bet ya, if she bites, then ur entire dick comes off. shes gotta be one mean cock sucking bitch