Who would you rather? Round 1

[D3V]

Very simple


Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel


Everyone has their own opinons, and no you can't take both, or alternate. It's one or the other.





Alba

http://fitblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/jessica-alba-california.jpg

http://www.giftogether.com/uploads/1144166766499602736.jpg

http://www.digitalhit.com/academy/78/acad78-0115.jpg

http://www.alemchat.com/En-Seksi-Vucutlar/En-Seksi-Vucutlar/Jessica%20Alba/Jessica%20Alba%201.jpg


Biel

http://www.fasthack.com/images/weblog/2007/06/biel-gq.jpg

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2007-04/07/xinsrc_29207032620566401787333.jpg

http://www.yardbarker.com/m/1366/xl/Jessica_Biel_at_GB-CHI.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c279/SBrooks2006/biel.gif

[Thanatos]

My God... I am really at a loss here.

Flipped a coin and got Jessica Biel. Woot.

[D3V]

Damnit! Can a MOD please put a poll in for me, simple 2 Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel

[Lenny]

Shame I can't go for neither. :(

Biel is... eugh, and Alba has a horrible face.

[D3V]

*Edit: Nevermind. Thank-yah Lenny!

[Thanatos]

Shame I can't go for neither. :(

Biel is... eugh, and Alba has a horrible face.

Are you sure you're straight?

[D3V]

I vote Beil obviously as it's 0-3 honestly I can't really narrow it down.



Oh yeah I can, that spectacular, masterful peice of work God has spent much time on known as her ass. I mean, Jessica Alba has had my vote for so long, but after seeing Chuck and Larry i'm convinced, (see the last .gif) that she'd have my vote, for sure.

..dammmn.

[Lenny]

Are you sure you're straight?

Of course I am, I just dislike Alba and Biel. Now if one of the choices were, say, Keira Knightly, then we'd be rockin', but not those two.

[D3V]

Neither? Are you serious

These are two of the two most beautiful women around, that would easily be the majority if Knightley were thrown into the mix, well. We'll see with round 2!

[Lenny]

Alba looks far too much like Scarlet Johanson for my liking, and she isn't exactly nice.

And as for Biel... damn, she ugly.

I don't know who said they were two of the most beautiful women in the world, but they might have been a tiny bit blind. Almost as blind as they who voted Angelina Jolie the most beautiful.

[D3V]

Almost as blind as they who voted Angelina Jolie the most beautiful.

Now, I can agree with that.

[Thanatos]

Are you biased towards English chicks?

[Grav]

I'm going to agree with Lenny's assessment. Neither of them are very attractive, IMO, but I went with Biel because she doesn't seem like a pretentious asshole.

[-Spector-]

This is a very difficult choice...

but I'll choose Biel

[Vault Dweller]

Biel kills vampires in Blade Trinity. Points.

Never really was a huge Alba fan.

[D3V]

Damn even with only a few votes in it's already looking to be a landslide. Oh and guys, this isn't a who is more attractive poll, it's who would you rather do.

[HandOfHeaven]

Alba seems like 'more fun'.

[!King_Amazon!]

Alba, easy.

[talentedhamster]

if i was lesbucket, id go for alba.

[D3V]

Good answers, next time i'll include a poll. And every Sunday I plan on starting a new round, eventually making a bracketed system, and turn this into a real tournament.

If you have suggestions that you'd like to see up here, drop me a PM and i'll include them into the bracketology and you may see them in one of the upcoming rounds.

[Lenny]

We were having this argument in work today. Well, I say "we", I mean "I was being shouted at for saying that Alba is ugly and that no, I wouldn't bend her over and have my merry little way with her".

At break I was jumped, and carried into the carpark. :rolleyes:

Anyway, it got me thinking, and I thought of this thread, and of who I'd rank above Alba and Biel. After the obvious, like my goats, and the three horses in the fields nex to my house, I settled on a Welsh actress, Eve Myles.

http://www.sfx.co.uk/resources/sfx/evemyles_400wide.jpg
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/cenica37/Torchwood_ep_1_Eve_Myles.jpg
http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/63/27/61/18793693.jpg

None of this "plastic" whatever I went on about when D3V made this thread, but rather off-the-street beauty. She's not even got those perfect, unnaturally straight teeth you see on so many plastic women.

I saw a film with Sienna Miller in on Saturday (Factory Girl). She's not bad, either.

A few of the names that popped up during the argument at work (after I was let back into the factory), that I'd also rank above Alba and Biel, were Emma Watson (Hermione Granger), Kirsten Dunst, Megan Fox, and Keira Knightley (what a surprise! :rolleyes: ).

Are you biased towards English chicks?

I didn't answer this. Change "English" to "British" (but only because of the Welse Eve Myles), and I think I'd answer with "more or less, aye". ;) :p

---

EDIT: Actually, I think I might start a new one of these when I've got the time, seeing as D3V didn't get round to it. I've got a few ideas of who to include from the guys at work (even I don't agree with them!).

[Xenn]

You're out of your mind

[Wallow]

Alba, the other has an ugly face

[talentedhamster]

ew shes not hot lol

[Skurai]

Beil.

[HandOfHeaven]

Mila Kunis is hot, if you don't pay attention to the fact that her eyes are two different colors.

[Skurai]

Mila Kunis is hot, if you don't pay attention to the fact that her eyes are two different colors.

Seriously? Two colors??? Cool! :grin:

[Lenny]

Mila Kunis is hot, if you don't pay attention to the fact that her eyes are two different colors.


Nowt wrong with that. My eyes are different colours. So are Bowie's, and the same applies to Yuna in FFX.

---

No-one thinks that Eve Myles is even remotely pretty?! Pfff. I've never seen such a bunch of... OK, another English bird - Keeley Hazell. The guys at work speak very highly of her. Google Image her, but be warned - HAVE SAFE SEARCH ON!

Oh, and does no-one like Sienna Miller? Or Kirsten Dunst? What about Megan Fox?

And Eve Myles has a fantastic voice and accent. Don't see what's wrong with all of you, tbh. Harumph.

[!King_Amazon!]

No-one thinks that Eve Myles is even remotely pretty?!

I'd hit it.

[HandOfHeaven]

Megan Fox is dead sexy.

[!King_Amazon!]

Emma Watson

Oh and her:

http://i22.tinypic.com/oatauu.jpg

[Jessifer]

Going with the poll at hand, Alba's gorgeous, so I chose her.

[Vault Dweller]

Megan Fox is dead sexy.

Seconded

[quikspy67]

Alba I always thought she was hotter, but Biel is super hot too.

[khwiii]

Oh, and does no-one like Sienna Miller? Or Kirsten Dunst? What about Megan Fox?

Sienna Miller = Hot
Megan Fox = Smokin' Hot
Kirstin Dunst = Gollum from LoTR

[Thanatos]

Megan Fox is dead sexy.

QFT.

I'd fuck her silly.

[Wallow]

QFT.

I'd fuck her silly.

I just googled her, I agree

[!King_Amazon!]

I just googled her, I agree
http://megan-fox.org/hospice.htm

I'd hit it.

[Wallow]

http://megan-fox.org/hospice.htm

I'd hit it.

aaaaa, that Megan Fox looks like an anus turned inside out

[!King_Amazon!]

aaaaa, that Megan Fox looks like an anus turned inside out
That little girl is dead, she died of AIDS at 11 years old.

I bet you feel like an ass now.

[Wallow]

Kinda, I didn't feel like reading her memoire. What was the point of posting that here?

[HandOfHeaven]

It was Megan Fox-related.

I read somewhere that she just loves sex, but she's not a whore. She just has one lucky boyfriend.